The Zen Garden is ready for the Zazen duckies and they are just in time for a Full Moon Meditation.
What perfect timing! The duckies wish to thank Mayor Gnome for his superb workmanship and stamina.
The Duckie Monastery is defined by specially chosen rocks and every single rock in the centrally placed pond was hand-picked and laid down by Mayor Gnome himself. Within the grounds century plants have been placed at each corner and there is a beautiful south-facing kenip tree which will provide dappled shade for meditation in the afternoon.
The duckies are very pleased and are ready for their 12 hour marathon meditation:
“We are ready to contemplate the meaning of life.”
The Wee Wee ants (or leaf cutter ants) are one of the most annoying things to any person wishing to grow their own plants and trees in Belize. These pesky ants come out in formidable numbers harvesting vegetation (leaves, flowers and cut grass) as a nutritional substrate for their fungus. They come out in such huge numbers, they are even capable of defoliating a tree in one night. We know this because it happens on our farm! One day, our tree is looking magnificent…the next day, it is totally destroyed!!
These ants usually form mounds above ground which lead down to their underground cities. I call them “cities” because these nests can grow to 100 ft (30m) across with smaller radiating mounds growing to about 260ft (80m) and can house eight million ants. Amazing!!
These wee wee ants cultivate a fungus by feeding it with fresh cut plant material (ie. all our lovely plants and trees). Furthermore, these ants carry a bacterium which protects the fungi from pests and molds. This is a really nice symbiotic relationship…sometimes you wish that us humans could form a better mutualistic relatiionship with the planet in the same way as these ants! The fungus is used to feed the ant larvae.
I asked Gnome,
“Why can’t humans behave properly like the ants and live in balance with the Earth?”
Gnome was in no mood for “love and light” and said:
“…because most of them are idiots!!”
Even though these ants are a real pest on our farm, I can’t help but admire them for their diligent activities.
The other day, we actually found a leaf-cutter colony above ground because it was hidden in a particularly overgrown area.
This is the fungus. We tasted a bit of it and it was quite sweet and mushroom-like. We are thinking of cultivating it to eat and like all this stuff, it probably has medicinal properties. The duckies certainly liked the mushroom as you can see them chomping it down:
Another Gnome project to add to the never-ending list!!
The Paradise Piggies are totally hogging the Blog space with their adamant requests to re-locate to the Monastery. Mayor Gnome is building a Zen Garden to house the Zazen Duckies that have a genuine desire to meditate on the meaning of life. In the last post the Piggies were trying to convince Mayor Gnome of their noble lofty values in a bid to move to the Monastery. But somehow their message lost momentum when Treshawn requested having a baby first and Bob requested growing organic tomatoes and Barbie gave a mixed message about love, light and Jedi Piggies. Mayor Gnome told them to come back when they could decide on a clear and coherent philosophy.
Now this is what the Paradise Piggies have come up with. They would like to start up a School:
They want to call it The School of Life and the purpose of this place is to teach the “dance of life.” In order to convince Mayor Gnome of their spiritual desires, they did a public demonstration with their best dance piggie. This is Johnnie Daybreeze, dance piggie extraordinaire:
They even had a tune to go with the dance…you need to listen to this and imagine this dance piggie prancing in front of you:
Any comments from Mayor Gnome?
“Hmmmmmm…I need to think about this.”
Anything else Piggies?
“Yes, Mayor Gnome just one more request. Can we change our name to Jedi Piggies by deed poll?”
Mayor Gnome called an emergency meeting with the Paradise Piggies earlier in the day. If you have been following the events, you will know that Mayor Gnome is in the process of building a Zen garden to house the Zazen Duckies. The Paradise Piggies have made a special request to move to the Monastery.
Today Mayor Gnome explained to the piggies that the moving of their gated community of Paradise Pastures would be no mean feat as their home weighs a whopping 100kg (200lb). This would entail the movement of their home across a distance of 100 yards! He explained to the piggies:
“Piggies, you need to convince me that you are serious about your spiritual goals because moving your house to the monastery will be a lot of hard work…”
Are the piggies ready for the next move? These are a few answers from members of the Paradise Pastures community.
Treshawn Piggie:
“I’m ready…just need to have a baby first…”
Bob Piggie:
“I’m ready…spirituality is the most important thing in my life but I need to grow some mmm…organic tomatoes first.”
Barbie Piggie:
“Yes I know I am ready and it is time to take the next step. Yay…I want to be a Zazen Piggie! It is all about being Jedi, right? With the way of the Piggie, I will find the way…love and light. The force is strong in this one…WEEEEEEEEE!”
In amongst the general piggie noise of squealing and squawking, these were the most intelligible answers that Mayor Gnome managed to get. This was his reply:
“Piggies, you don’t seem know what you want. Come back to me when you can all agree on a spiritual goal!”
Everyday from dawn to dusk, they have bee protesting over their terrible living standards…the coup is getting old and bashed up and fails all duckie coup guidelines.
Plus they are upset over the Paradise Piggies getting all the attention. The spokes-duckie for the group stated:
“It’s not just about the Paradise Piggies! We duckies want freedom too. We ask Mayor Gnome to please grant us enough space to meditate, posture and stare into space to our heart’s content.”
But, the plot thickens…Evil Goosie is hatching a dastardly plan to convert the peace-loving group into Anarchists. He’s spoiling for a riot or anything that involves violent pecking and general disorder.
Mayor Gnome has been forced to work round the clock to restore order to the farm.
This is a public statement from Mayor Gnome addressing the duckie situation:
“Dear Duckies, I have meditated over your complaints and I will make things right! Right Thought, Right Action. We shall act speedily and build you a Zen Garden!”
In a later interview, Mayor Gnome confessed that he had to take control of the situation quickly. He explained,
“I know what that Goosie is up to. I don’t want this situation getting out of hand…it would be a major catastrophe if the duckies turned to anarchy..”
Yes indeed. Mayor Gnome is true to his word and is building a Zen Garden for the Duckies.
The Zen Garden is a whopping 30 feet by 30 feet. That should be plenty of space for the Zazen Duckies!!
Hooray for the Zazen Duckies!! We have a feeling that they might get some prime-time space on this Blog…the duckies’ endeavours on the contemplation of existence is indeed worth reading about.
This year we decided to process our pepper into white pepper. Usually, we just pick them green…
And as they dry out in the sun, they become black peppercorns.
Because I mostly cook Chinese food, white pepper is actually more useful for me from a culinary point of view. The preparation of white pepper requires a bit more work. This is what you do: Pick the peppercorns when they start turning red:
Then place these peppercorns in water to let them all ferment. After a while, the water will get bubbly and murky. Each day, dip your hands in the water and rub the peppercorns with the palms of your hand. This “retting” procedure loosens the outer shell to release the white peppercorn. Do this for 7 days…you can throw away the outer shells each day but leave the white peppercorns to ferment and do their magic. It all gets rather smelly but hey, I think it is really important to understand the value of doing things yourself. Now I know why ground white pepper costs $30 Belize Dollars per pound and I will no longer complain about the price!
On the 7th day, drain off all the water:
Separate the white peppercorns:
You will find that the peppercorns are at different stages. Remove the white peppercorns and let them dry out in the sun. The rest of the pepper (which still has the outer hard shell) can be placed back in a clean bowl of water. At this stage, you can add newly harvested pepper to repeat the 7 day process of fermentation again.
So there you go. You will find that when you consciously spend the time and energy in processing your own food, it becomes a matter of necessity. It isn’t about economics anymore…it’s about eating good food that money can’t buy.
Whenever a patient comes to me complaining of symptoms including insomnia, agitation, headaches, palpations and/or poor concentration the first thing I advise them to do is to stop caffeine for a trial period. I usually get a strange look because I am not reaching out for prescription pad to offer a “quick fix.” Yes I am a doctor who uses empirical evidence to gather data in order to determine whether habits may be causing health problems. I am not just a “one trick pony.” I would like to explain to you my interesting observations on and off caffeine (tea or coffee). The purpose of this anecdote is not to persuade you that what I say is true. But rather to persuade you to test what I have to say.
We have been opportunistically observing ourselves, patients and people in general whilst on coffee. It is interesting to see people very “speeded up” with rapid speech and hand gesticulations just after one cup of coffee…and having absolutely no insight into this behaviour. In fact most people just think that it is part of their personality and will make statements like, “I can’t keep still…I am just that personality type.”
Well let me tell you about my personal observations of on and off coffee. It is very interesting how this actually happened. Like any Scottish person, I like a good cup of tea in the morning and so I have over years, just got into this habit. Anyway, for a change, we decided to drink these novelty “coffee sachets” bought from the Chinese store.
After about a week, we realised that we were not feeling the usual effects of a cup of tea; these included immediate up-lifting of mood, loquaciousness, occasional palpitations and the general feeling of “needing to get things done…NOW!!” This is when we realised that these coffee sachets probably didn’t contain real coffee (ie.caffeine) and were made up of chicory or some cheap alternative. That made us laugh and we started calling these sachets “Coffee For Kids” as a joke!
Anyway, we continued on our “Kid’s Coffee” for another 3 weeks. Yesterday I decided that it would just be nice to have a good cup of tea to hit the spot. In fact I had two cups of tea back to back. This is what I observed: I felt the sudden urge to move about and do things…wash dishes, do laundry, pack soap and label and do everything all at once. This doesn’t sound too bad but I felt that all these “needs” became a huge pressure in my head and then manifested as palpitations in my chest. It came as a surprise to me that I did recognise these symptoms…it was how I always felt after a cup of tea or coffee. Previously, I had attributed these feelings to my circumstances (pressures of farm work and business, etc, etc). No, it is actually just the physical effects of caffeine…wow, what a revelation. As a consequence to this, I was on my feet until about 5pm before I settled myself down. I noticed poor concentration and lack of focus. Caffeine seems to be good for repetitive “brainless” tasks so in some respects can be useful. I also could not get to sleep which is unusual for me.
Interesting…
Maybe some of us are actually operating at a sub-optimal level from the negative effects of caffeine?
In summary, I think that caffeine (coffee or tea) can be useful in many circumstances which include long hours of repetitive work requiring little concentration. It is also good as a “social tool” because it makes you more talkative. If you are physically and mentally tired, caffeine can certainly perk you up; if your energy levels are fine then you can experience anxiety and agitation as negative effects. Like everything in life, it should be used with awareness of the tasks at hand. In other words, do not use it as a habit and a matter of course. I have written this post in the hope that some people may find these observations interesting and try to test these ideas for themselves. In doing so, it may give people more understanding of control, awareness and self.
You might recall that in a previous post which was written about 2 months ago, I had expressed the need for a desk lamp. In fact, I had been quite explicit about it because the post was named “I Need A Desk Lamp.”
I had actually posted this at the time because I was really rather desperate for one as I wanted a close-up light to hand-sew. At that time, Gnome advised me to ask for it directly in order to prove or disprove the idea of “ask and you shall receive.” I was a bit cynical but decided that it was worth the try…besides I couldn’t find one in Belize.
On New Year’s Day I reminded Gnome of this intention that I had made and rather glumly said to him that I did not receive a desk lamp so I had to disprove the theory. Gnome replied by saying,
“Maybe it just hasn’t come yet.”
I shrugged my shoulders and let it go.
Then this happened today. Whenever we get all sorts of computer stuff that we no longer need to use but still works, we usually give it away to guy in Punta Gorda who “does computers” so that he can add it to his graveyard of electronics. Anyway, we went to see him today to give him stuff and he was so appreciative that he offered a “free room” in his shop on the off chance that we were stranded in town for the night. He also gave us this:
When Gnome saw this, he beamed a knowing smile at me. When I saw this, I grinned back!!
Too funny, right? And this guy has never read my Blog or seen my statement of intent. What are the chances of that?
Anyway, Thank-you!! And another big Thank-you to Paul for his gift of speakers. Now we can listen to our favourite songs in the middle of the jungle.
When we first came to Belize, 10 years ago, we had decided that we wanted to eat all our own food off the farm ie. become totally self-sustainable. We have planted all manner of food plants including root vegetables, greens and fruit trees. Everything is bearing and we have loads of fresh food to feed ourselves with.
The start of this year has indeed been a time of great contemplation for me as I step into the kitchen and I am confronted by all this processed, packeted and shop-bought food (all imported, no less!):
Looking at all this made me realise that I was not living my philosophy and I have allowed the insidiousness of convenience to edge into my life. Don’t get me wrong…we do eat mostly our fresh food but I use packet food as a “back-up” when I don’t feel like getting out and digging something up (when it is raining or it is bug-ridden). We would like to get completely self-reliant and not feel that we even need a weekly trip into town to buy food (at this point our grocery bill only amounts to about BZD$30 (USD$15) a week so we are not doing too badly.
We would like to live our philosophy so we are going to address this habitual need to buy products. We have decided to finish off every single packeted food in the house until there are none and we are not going to buy anymore products from the shops. Once we polish off every single packet, we are going to switch over to farm food only. This will lead to an even healthier lifestyle with continual planting, digging, harvesting and preparation of enough food to feed us 365 days of the year. And of course we will save money from not needing to buy any groceries from the super-market.