Category Archives: Farming

Catch Up.

Munchkin.RunningThe Flood Flies finally came last night and we were ready with Protocol Flood Flies still in place.  Lock down started at 4pm and everyone (including the animals) were fed and watered by 5pm.  Last minute shower and into the bedroom quick smart.  Lights out!  This morning, there was still some evidence of flood flies with their wings but not as much as previous years.  Switching the lights off to reduce numbers really works and this year, I am actually not suffering from Post Traumatic Flood Flies Syndrome.  Usually with the after-math of winged chaos, I am reduced to a depressed, quivering wreck armed with a vacuum cleaner in one hand and a snotty tissue in the other.

Phew…it’s all good!  And so with rains come the planting.  Gnome has bee planting sorghum:

Planting Sorghum.
Planting Sorghum.
Sorghum.
Sorghum.

We have planted more of the “brain” (Amorphophallus paeonilfolius) out:

Triple Brain.
Triple Brain.

Oh and Gnome has been cutting more houses for Coco-Prune Resort…there has been a sales boom and all the piggies want a luxury condo.  Don’t try this at home guys…the table saw is done broke so Gnome is using a circular saw on a steel drum!!  I know…cringe!!

Cutting Gutters On A Drum.
Cutting Gutters On A Drum.

But the Piggies want their million dollar condos!   It was the Spa and Yoga that sold it!

Piggie Condos.
Piggie Condos.

Summer Fruits.

Together.EatingHere is a gallery of fruits in season.  We are so fortunate that even with the extended dry season, the fruit trees still continue to bear.  Mangoes are my definite favourite; I remember buying them in the supermarket in Scotland and they were as hard as rocks.  Sometimes they wouldn’t even ripen at all!  It’s wonderful that I don’t need to buy these from the supermarket anymore…I have them in my own backyard.

Mangoes On Tree.
Mangoes On Tree.
Little Wild Mangoes.
Little Wild Mangoes.

This is the season for mamey sapote; when you cut them in half, the flesh is orange-brown with a thick consistency like avocado.  They have a very intense caramel flavour and are best eaten chilled.

Mamey Sapote.
Mamey Sapote.
Mamey Sapote.
Mamey Sapote.

The wax apples are starting on our trees; however with the drought, they look very small.  The upside of this is that due to the reduced water content in them, they are very sweet.

Wax Apples.
Wax Apples.

Money Can't Buy Everything!

Together.PointingYou would think that money would buy you everything that you needed; not necessarily so… as we invested in new super-duper sized guttering for the house recently.  We had a test run with a little rain last week and it was dripping all over the place!  Gnome went out to inspect and found that that every single joint had warped with the heat of the sun!

Guttering.Gnome.on.the.Roof

We’ve managed to rectify the matter by drilling screws through the joints in order to secure them in place.  As you can well image, Gnome was frustrated and disappointed.

“Even when you pay for something, you still can’t get quality!”

Gnome.Thinking

Since then he has been sizing up the giant bamboo in the corner of our property.

Giant Green Bamboo.
Giant Green Bamboo.

Mmmm…it looks like we have no choice but to resort to Giant Bamboo Gutters or Gnome Gutters TM!!  If we want quality, we’ve got to do it ourselves!!  A Gnome’s work is never done…

The Many Faces of Gnome.

Gnome.Shiny.GlassesA few months back at an Elixir Tasting at Cotton Tree Lodge, I took the liberty of describing the plethora of jobs that Gnome had undertaken in working independently on the farm.  Not only has he been a medical doctor for 20 years  but he is the on-site engineer, mechanic, plumber, electrician, farmer, soap-maker, wine/ liqueur maker, herbalist and generator of great and amazing ideas.  One woman in the group after listening to the description said gleefully,

If I had my own private island, I want you both on it!”

I feel that he definitely deserves acknowledgement for everything that he does.  Because I am usually the spokesperson for us, a lot people don’t realise that we are living our idealistic philosophy because Gnome has the tremendous strength the carry it forth and keep it going.

Here’s one for Gnome!  Hip Hip Hooray!!

Gnome Buddy Does It Better:

Gnome Magic!
Gnome Magic!

Farm Update.

Munchkin.Froggie.JumpingWe have been hearing all sorts of weather predictions and looking at reports on the Internet with forecasts of hot, dry weather…forever (well, it feels like that anyway).  This morning we were sitting down with our cups of tea (can’t take the Scottish out of either of us…still like a cup of tea to hit the spot)  and lo and behold!  Grey clouds gathered right over us and it started raining.  What a relief!  It wasn’t  torrential but it was enough for the plants and trees to quench their thirst for a wee while.  This is one of the longest dry seasons that we can remember.  Every year, the season tends to end abruptly and we are usually left thinking,

“Hey, hang on a few more days…or weeks…we haven’t done this and that..we haven’t done everything on our dry season list!”

Munchkin.Another.Funny.Shot

Well, this year, it’s hanging on for a while so we have no excuses but to dig the trench in the pond…

Pond.
Pond.

This is to allow a catchment area for the tilapia when the pond dries up every year.  We are doing it this year and Gnome is digging!

A lot of people wonder why we do our own work…a couple of ascetic wannabee farmers who like pain and suffering?

Together.Munchking.PointingThe truth is that we are actually both very healthy and fit from this lifestyle…a lifestyle that we like to promote to all our patients…we reckon that the only way to give advise is to do it (not just talk).

After digging a trench three feet wide and two feet deep today, Gnome said:

“Yes, I can eat as much as I want!”

Gnome.Self.Satisfied

Yes, indeed he can stuff his face with satisfaction with that smug look on his face!

Cutting, Mulching And Planting!

Together.Tank.Top

Phew!!  We’ve been busy on the farm.  Gnome has been cutting and clearing whilst I’ve been mulching around the trees.  We have been in Belize for long  enough to know that the rains are coming soon so we are trying to get things down before the big down-pour!

Spot The Gnome:

Clearing Grass.
Clearing Grass.

Mulch, Mulch, Mulch!

Mulch!!
Mulch!!
Mulch.
Mulch.

Planting Sorghum; originally we planted this for beer making but we have now decided to plant it as a food crop.

Planting Sorghum Seedlings.
Planting Sorghum Seedlings.

Sorghum is a tasty, nutty grain rich in protein (higher than corn), B Vitamins and manganese.  The fresh grain can be harvested and boiled for about 15 minutes to provide a nutritious cereal.  Can be consumed by man or beast.

Cooked Sorghum.
Cooked Sorghum.

Ohhhhh!!!  We are soooo tired….

Knackered!!
Knackered!!

New Casa Mascia Product!

Lime Sulphur Fungicide Treatment.
Lime Sulphur Fungicide Treatment.

We are pleased to announce that we have a new product: Lime-Sulphur Fungicide For All Plants.   This is an organic product indicated for the treatment of plant fungus.   For more product details and usage directions click on the link.

This is available at The Farm Store in Punta Gorda, Toledo.  If you live outside this region, you can check out ordering information in The Apothecary.

Combat the fungus with Lime-Sulphur Fungicide For All Plants.  If you can’t remember the name, just ask for Presidente No.2!!

Organic Fungicide.
Organic Fungicide.

Good Time To Harvest Roots.

Together.Eating.Fire.PotThe dry season in Belize is a great time to harvest roots.  We have been pulling up cassava from our beds.  Each plant has been giving us a generous 10lbs (5kg) of root.  Cassava requires immediate processing because it tends to go off after 1 or 2 days.  We usually peel a whole load of them in one go, boil them and then store them in the freezer.

Cleaning Cassava.
Cleaning Cassava.

This is food security:

Peeled Cassava.
Peeled Cassava.

This time we had a surprise harvest.  Gnome called me out to the veranda and said,

“Surprise!!  I found three brains for you!”

Gnome.Smiling

He was of course referring to these; elephant foot yam which we have humourously coined “The Brain.”

Triple Brain.
Triple Brain.

More Food!!

Definitely Habaneros.

Munchkin.BossieYip, these are most definitely habaneros.  A while back, I wanted to plant Jalapeños and bought a seed packet imported from the States.  When the first lot of leaves started coming out, I had some doubts because they were heart-shaped rather than elongated.  Nevertheless, Gnome told me to be patient and I waited a bit longer.  The plants started flowering and then I watched the formation of the fruits with great anticipation.  All this time, I kept on think to myself…

“Hmmmm…..”

Munchkin.Confused

Gnome: “My dear…be patient!”

Gnome.Straight.Smile

Well, there’s not denying it!  They are definitely habaneros!!

Red habaneros.
Red habaneros.

They are still nice and I do like the red colour of these habaneros.  Okay…back to looking for some real jalapeño seeds!

Surprise Sesame Seed Plants!

New.Munchkin.Gnome.Yellow.Boots

A while back, I bought some sesame seeds from the market in Punta Gorda.  It was sold in a thin plastic bag and when I got back home, I just placed the bag on the shelf in the kitchen.  I am one of those messy types of cooks with a plethora of bags and containers of raw ingredients placed on my kitchen shelf for easy access.

The next morning I found the bag ripped open with tell-tale cat teeth marks on the bag.

Our cat has a predilection for all food in plastic bags; this is because once he found beef jerky in a plastic bag and since then he will attempt to chew through all plastic bags in the hope of finding beef jerky.

Some of the sesame seeds had spilled on the floor so I quickly vacuumed it with my little companion Eureka.  The cat had scarpered by then and there was no hope of getting him to clean it up!

Eureka Is The One On The Left.
Eureka Is The One On The Left.

Thinking that it was just organic waste, I emptied the contents of vacuum cleaner into a nearby plant pot.  And look what I’ve got 3 months later…surprise sesame seed plants!

Sesame Seed Plants.
Sesame Seed Plants.

Looks like it is an easy crop to grow…will probably harvest this lot to plant on the farm.