Category Archives: Belize

Coconut Cream And Haupia Recipe.

Munchkin.Froggie.JumpingFor the people of Punta Gorda, we have a fresh batch of coconut cream at Green Supaul’s.  You can’t miss it…it’s in the same freezer as the ice cream and the almond Snickers bars.  Here is a snapshot to remind you!

Coconut Cream For Sale.
Coconut Cream For Sale.

You can use the coconut cream for soups, stews and curries.  Also try making shakes and desserts with it.  Here is a recipe for a cooling coconut dessert for the hot Easter weekend (well, it’s going to be hot here).  Haupia is a Hawaiian dessert; if you are using our coconut cream in this recipe, just use half a coconut cream bag mixed in water to make 1 and 1/2 cups (as a substitute for the coconut milk).  This is a great recipe for gluten-free people because it is a delicious recipe made from cornstarch.

Haupia: Easy Coconut Dessert.
Haupia: Easy Coconut Dessert.

The sun is back out and we didn’t get any rains the last few days despite the great promises from weather forecasts.  I did hear that Punta Gorda and a few other villages got some rains…it is interesting (and infuriating!) that the weather is so regional.  Anyway, we must press on and besides, no amount of whining on my part is going to bring the rains on!

More Elixir Tastings…

Liqueur.Tasting.Together

We have been busy little bees frequenting Cotton Tree Lodge with our Elixir offerings.  As usual, the crowd starts off meek and quiet and as we proceed, they start getting rowdier.  Here is a picture from last week…there is a leg up in the air…I took it as a good sign!

A Jolly Knees Up.
A Jolly Knees Up.

Last night we had the pleasure of hosting the Taza Chocolate based in MA, USA.  They were a very interested and inspired group; this lot took the tasting very seriously and even used napkins to help determine the colour and clarity of the liqueurs.

Elixir Tasting.
Elixir Tasting.
Taza Chocolate.
Taza Chocolate.

Even the big bossie Chris Crowell joined us last night:

Christopher Crowell.
Christopher Crowell.

The favourites always vary from group to group.  This time, the Balam Spirit was much appreciated for its unique nutty and spicy aroma.

Balam Fruit.
Balam Fruit.

Another clear favourite was the Passionfruit Elixir noted for its subtle floral and fruity components.  A few of the group members were intrigued by its apparent aphrodisiac properties…

Passionfruit Elixir.
Passionfruit Elixir.

More Rain Please!!

Munchkin.Back.ViewWe have been waiting for the “Iguana Rains” for two days now.  At 5pm today we had a slight drizzle but not enough to fill two large water tanks.  C’mon then…let’s have a downpour, if not for us, but for the sake of the iguana population; they need wet ground to lay their eggs:

Water!! Yes please!!
Water!! Yes please!!

The Zazen duckies are also calling for rains through space and time; they need clean water for daily ablutions in the Zen Garden…it is imperative that the dabbling duckies are cleansed for meditation…

Water For The Zen Pond.
Water For The Zen Pond.

And the Paradise Piggies (aka Jedi Piggies, aka Ewok piggies…not officially, mind you) have jumped on the band wagon and are weee-weee-ing for water too.

It’s all in the name of a good cause!

Water Please!!
Water Please!!

Anyone know a Rain Dance that is guaranteed to work…100% scientifically proven, double-blind trial?!

Yummies From Singapore!

Munchkin.Eating.BunOooooh!  We got a whole load of goodies from Singapore.  It always feels like Christmas when we open up the box and let all the lovely South-East Asian jars, bottles and silver-foiled packets roll out.  We really miss Real Chinese food!!

Goodies!
Goodies!

This was a Chinese New Year pack and so we received various celebration food including mini prawn samosas and almond cookies.  Oh, and there was a nice packet of TimTams (chocolate covered biscuit that is great dipped in tea).  If you are from the UK, it’s like a classier version of the Penguin biscuit.

Goodies From Singapore.
Goodies From Singapore.

Many Thanks to our Sinagapore connection for the wonderful gifts.  I even got a jar of Penang curry powder…can’t wait to try it with my coconut curry!

Lining Up The Bananas For The Iguana Rains!

Munchkin.with.UmbrellaWe’ve been working all weekend to get our new gutters up to catch the rains tomorrow.

Working On Guttering.
Working On Guttering.

AccuWeather have forecasted rains for Monday and Tuesday.  Metaphorically speaking, we were lining up “bananas” because, if you are familiar with Belizean construction, nothing is straight.  Gnome used a laser level (yes, ha-ha…what a joke!) to line up the gutters but discovered that he had to strip it back down because the roof was not straight.  After much sweating and roof gymnastics, he lined the gutters  against the line of the roof which ended up having a slight downward angle to the right anyway.  This is actually quite amusing because the downward spout used to point towards the left!  That’s why the gutter leaked in so many places!

So, Gnome had to climb on the roof and perform all manner of gymnastics to get the gutters up…

Gnome On The Roof.
Gnome On The Roof.

At one point he said,

“It’s scary up here!!”

It's Scary Up On The Roof!
It’s Scary Up On The Roof!

And I replied,

“Yeah, it’s scary looking up at you!”

All the hard work has been done…now we just have to wait to see if it actually rains!  This rain which usually occurs once during the dry season is known locally as the “Iguana Rains” because it is supposed to soften the ground for iguanas to lay their eggs.

Go on then…time to lay eggs!

Iguana.
Iguana.

No Such Thing As Easy…

Together.PointingIt has been soooo hot and dry lately…as they say here in Belize, “The heat punish me.”  The other morning, Gnome left the house and said that he was going to mow around the farm.  He was gone for a fair bit and I didn’t hear the motor starting so I went to look for him.  Well, he certainly wasn’t mowing because the cat had nicely settled down for the day!

Cat On Mower.
Cat On Mower.

I did finally find him with the fruit picker getting some sapodillas down.  It was only 8am and we were both sweating profusely.  I looked at him all hot and bothered and I said,

Poor Gnome!
Poor Gnome!

“Let’s do something easier today!”

And so we picked a basket of pigeon pea together and podded them.  We thought it would be easier!!

Pigeon Pea.
Pigeon Pea.

Podding this  amount took two hours!!  Pea Sheller Jr (handmade in the USA) doesn’t work…we tried!  We have to do it by hand:

Podded Pigeon Pea.
Podded Pigeon Pea.

Each pea you see represents one drop of sweat!!  This one is definitely not for sale.  It beats mowing in the dry season but not by far!!

Zazen Soap!!

Together.Sea.of.TranquilitySo what’s our latest tout…or clout?  Not only do we have Zazen duckies but we have Zazen soap!  I have noticed that at some point, when we have done enough hours of an activity (Yes that 10000 hours thing), it evolves into an art.  The other day, we had a moment of clarity whilst mixing up soap; we realised that by clearing our head of the internal dialogue (you know…the usual blah blah blah voice in your head) the soap mixes perfectly with no hitches.  In contrast to this, when we are feeling chaotic, we get early thickening of the mixture and lumpy bits  so that the soap has to be poured in haste.  There you go…The Zen of Soap making by Munchkin and Gnome!!

Look at this soap…it is smooth and silky like custard:

Zazen Soap!
Zazen Soap!

Stacks of Chocolate Vanilla Cookie Soap. “Right Thought, Right Action” Soap!!

Chocolate Vanilla Cookie Soap.
Chocolate Vanilla Cookie Soap.

…better than maximal velocity soap.   You can’t get better than Zazen!

It’s Curry Night!!

Munchkin.Another.Eating.ShotTonight we have a Bengali style curry.  Thank-you Rumpa for the priceless cooking lessons back in the good old days in Glasgow.  This curry has our own coconut cream (which you can purchase at Green Supaul’s in Punta Gorda).

Coconut Cream.
Coconut Cream.

I love cooking up curries because the wonderful aromatic herbs pervade through the house.  This is when the dogs and the cat start sniffing around because it smells so delicious!  Even the cat gets curry sauce on his gizzard!

Cat Curry Feast!
Cat Curry Feast!

Herbs and Spices used; cardamom, star anise, cumin seeds, mustard seeds and bay leaves.

Plate.of.Spices

Powdered spices used; curry powder, yellow ginger (tumeric), green chili (home-made), cinnamon and clove.

Powdered Spices.
Powdered Spices.

Ooooh…look at this.  A “quick” curry in 2 hours (most other curries take about 12 hours!) with fresh coconut cream!

Coconut Cream Chicken Curry.
Coconut Cream Chicken Curry.

Check out the recipe for Coconut Cream Chicken Curry in Belize Wild Recipes.  Mmmmm…yum!!

Lime-Sulphur Pet Dip At The Farm Store!

Hello Everyone!!!  We have the wonderful smell of brimstone pervading through our house since Gnome has made up a fresh batch of Lime-Sulphur Pet Dip for The Farm Store.  Ahhh…like the Catholic Gnome that he is he feels spiritually cleansed and renewed with the richly aromatic vapours of sulphur!

The High Velocity Cleansing Power of Sulphur.
The High Velocity Cleansing Power of Sulphur.

So, get your Lime-Sulphur Pet Dip at the Farm Store in Punta Gorda.  Guaranteed to work regardless of religion of pet.

Mr. Brian Cho at The Farm Store.
Mr. Brian Cho at The Farm Store.

Ask Brian at The Farm Store.  Use it for the treatment of Mange, Fleas, Ticks and Ringworm.  If you can’t remember the cumbersome long name of the product, just ask for “Presidente.”  You’ll know why if you look at at our cheap budget packaging.

Presidente Lime-Sulphur Pet Dip.
Presidente Lime-Sulphur Pet Dip.

Look What The Wee Wee Ants Are Doing!

Munchkin.BossieCan you believe what the wee wee ants are doing on our farm?  We have one soursop tree here and the ants are systematically peeling the skins off the fruit.  They leave the fruit whole and intact like this…you have to catch them before they go splattt!!

Wee Wee Peeled Soursop.
Wee Wee Peeled Soursop.

Here are some that I have rescued with a few holes on them.  Look closely and you will see the ants crawling all over them.

Wee Wee Ants Peeling Soursop.
Wee Wee Ants Peeling Soursop.

I have written about these ants before but just in case you missed it here is a brief recap:

These leaf cutter ants (wee wee ants) usually form mounds above ground which lead down to their underground cities.  I call them “cities” because these nests can grow to 100 ft (30m) across with smaller radiating mounds growing to about 260ft (80m) and can house eight million ants.  Amazing!!

They cultivate a fungus by feeding it with fresh cut plant material (ie. all our lovely plants and trees).  Furthermore, these ants carry a bacterium which protects the fungi from pests and molds.  This is a really nice symbiotic relationship…sometimes you wish that us humans could form a better mutualistic relatiionship with the planet in the same way as these ants!  The fungus is used to feed the ant larvae.

We have tried all sorts of ways to get rid of them and alas, have even resorted to ritualistic practice, dancing, singing and talking (nicely) to them.  None of it works!!  What to do…