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Neem and Jackass Bitters Soap is Ready!!

Munchkin.Feeling.RightousHello Everyone!!  Our Neem and Jackass Bitters Soap is now ready and available for purchase in The Apothecary.

Neem and Jackass Bitters Soap.
Neem and Jackass Bitters Soap.

The neem leaves are dried in the shade and then infused in coconut oil which is used in the making of the soap.

Neem is known for its anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, anti-helminthic and anti-viral properties.  In Aryuvedic medicine, neem has been used to treat skin diseases such as eczema and psoriasis.

Neem Tree.
Neem Tree.

The jackass bitters plant is a well-known herb of Belize which is used in treating ulcers and cold-sores.

Jackass Bitters Leaves.
Jackass Bitters Leaves.

A perfect combination for a gentle soap with soothing properties for problem skin.  It is also a wonderful “everyday” anti-bacterial coconut oil soap.

If you live in Punta Gorda or in the Toledo region of Belize, you can buy this soap at Vance Vernon Pharmacy on Front Street.

Pharmacy.on.Market.StreetThis is what the packaged soap looks like:

Neem and Jackass Bitters Soap.
Neem and Jackass Bitters Soap.

If you look at the packaging closely, you will notice that it only states “Neem Face and Body Soap.”  This is because we are still using our old labels…we are being eco-friendly and do not want to throw out perfectly good labels!!  So, I would like to assure you, despite the use of these labels, the soap is made from neem and jackass bitters!

Neem and Jackass Bitters Soap.
Neem and Jackass Bitters Soap.

Have a good night!!

Paradise Piggies: Mad T Mouse Speaks.

Munchkin.in.the.WindWelcome to MGNews PrimeTime Sunday, sponsored today by Casa Mascia Apothecary, Belize.

Casa Mascia: Stay Clean For The Elections!
Casa Mascia: Stay Clean For The Elections!

The Magical Rodent is in the running for Mayor of Paradise Pastures. She promises a “New Hope” for the piggies in leading them to a new underground civilisation where they will purposefully breed a “Guinea Pig Super Being” to take over the world. Popular media calls her the “Mad T Mouse”; today, we are giving her a chance to speak in this MGNews exclusive interview.

The Universe's Super Being. Trust in Me.
The Universe’s Super Being. Trust In Me.

MGNews Reporter: Good day Miss or may I call you Magical Rodent?
Magical Rodent: My name is Maddy T but please, call me Magical Rodent.
MGNews Reporter: Are you truly a Magical Rodent?
Magical Rodent: Young man! Don’t you see my magical staff of sorcery which I hold in my hand?

Staff of Sorcery.
Staff of Sorcery.

I am a mammal of the order Rodentia. (She bares her teeth)
See…single pair of incisors in my upper and lower jaw.
MGNews Reporter: Yeeess, Ma’am I do see your teeth!  (takes a few steps back). Ok, back to the questions. What are your qualifications?
Magical Rodent: Magical Rodent Level 90, Mage.  Certification for “fast-track” on-line course in genetics.
MGNews Reporter: Tell us about how you plan to breed the “Universe’s  Super Being” from this guinea pig community.
Magical Rodent: Decades and decades of intensive breeding with emphasis on intelligence, telepathy and telekinetics.
MGNews Reporter: That is quite a mission! Do you think that the domesticated guinea pigs can survive out there in the wild?
Magical Rodent: Grrrrr!! (She bares her teeth again).
MGNews Reporter: Thank-you Magical Rodent for this interview. Good Luck!! (He beats a hasty retreat).

We Can Take Over The World!
Together, We Can Take Over The World!

What the Experts Say:

Dr. Munchkin (DRCOG), Medical Doctor for Paradise Pastures:

Dr. Munchkin
Dr. Munchkin

Differential Diagnosis: Paranoid Schizoid or Schizotypal with delusions. Possibly due to brain damage, genetic or cultural inheritance. Requires psychiatric admission.

Mr. Carlton Speeting, Film Producer:

Great idea for a Hollywood block-buster Summer film: Magical Rodent leads her people to the chosen land, breeds a “Super Rat” to lead the people back to the surface to annihilate the humans. Awesome special effects. It is a Sci Fi Biblical Epic!! Of course, the humans would win out in the end…we can’t have the rats winning.  I’m so excited, I’m already thinking about Sequels 2 to 5!

Awesome Epic Across Space and Time.
Awesome Epic Across Space and Time.

Mr. Jonathon Doe, ordinary bloke on the street:

It’s worth a try, eh? If it doesn’t work out, they can always come back?

Casa Mascia Soap. The Best Just Gets Better!
Casa Mascia Soap. The Best Just Gets Better!
I Use Casa Mascia Soap...Because I'm Worth It!
I Use Casa Mascia Soap…Because I’m Worth It!

Well, the Magical Rodent sure knows how to intimidate the public. Is she the chosen one to lead the piggies or is she just stark raving mad?

Will she lead the piggies to the promised land?

Piggies, is Magical Rodent the Chosen One?
Piggies, is Magical Rodent the Chosen One?

Remember,we are the first to give you the News on MGNews PrimeTime Sunday. 6pm Central/Mountain Piggie Time.

Approved Family Fun on a Sunday!

Our Pet Dip and Pet Soap.

Together.HorsesToday we were in Punta Gorda doing our delivering, “hailing” and the usual town stuff.  In Punta Gorda, everyone knows you so you have to go through the custom of “hailing.”  Ignore this at your peril!  Basically, you need to say “Hello, how are you?” to everyone that you know…who happens to be crossing the street, sitting in their shop, driving in their car or standing in the queue in front of you.  If you can handle a bit of small talk then that is an added bonus because every-one loves to stop and chat. If you ignore anyone who knows you, you are considered an “ignorant outsider” or just plain rude.  These are the unspoken rules of a small community.

We delivered our Pet Products to The Farm Store in Punta Gorda.  This particular shop is owned by Mennonites (Anabaptist Christian Group who emigrated originally from Germany and now settled in Belize) and run by local Mayans who have converted into this particular faith.  The Farm Store sells anything to do with farming, hardware and pet supplies, basically, anything that is useful to man or beast!  We delivered the following:

Jackass  Bitters and Neem Pet Soap.
Jackass Bitters and Neem Pet Soap.

This is not the same as our same-name soap for people.  This one has a higher percentage of active ingredients so that it is extra strong for the treatment of fleas, ticks and mites in pets (usually dogs and cats).  Gentle but effective, without the use of strong chemicals.

We also took this opportunity to launch our new pet product: Lime Sulphur Pet Dip for Mange, Fleas, Ticks and Ringworm.

Lime Sulphur Pet Dip Label.
Lime Sulphur Pet Dip Label.

This is the label with the instructions.  We used recycled beer bottles for this product because they are the cheapest thing to use so that we could sell the product at a rock-bottom price.  Gnome created a tag to go with the product with regards to the philosophy of recycling; unfortunately, the network connection to the printer wouldn’t work so we didn’t get this part printed in time.  So, this tag will be on the next order:

Lime Sulphur Pet Dip Wrap.
Lime Sulphur Pet Dip Wrap.

…Gnome Philosophy stuff in small writing for anyone who cares to read Gnome humour.

We use all our stuff on our own pets; they are very healthy and have the reassuring smell of sulphur to them:

Washing Dog with Sulphur Dip.
Washing Dog with Sulphur Dip.
Clean Cat.
Clean Cat.

This is a picture of the very friendly bossie of the Farm Store.  He is a lovely young man:

Mr. Brian Cho at The Farm Store.
Mr. Brian Cho at The Farm Store.

So, you can now get our pet stuff at the Farm Store in Punta Gorda.  The products will be posted up in the Apothecary soon for those of you living outside Toledo or outside of Belize.

A Day in a Life of Munchkin and Gnome.

Together.Tank.Top This morning, we got up a tad later than usual at 6am.  We sat down to have a hot honey drink whilst drunken baymen (black stingless bees that buzz and bumble in a swaying motion) swarmed around us  trying to steal honey from our mugs.  It wasn’t that comfortable because every-time I took a sip, the bees would make a mad swoop for the mug and I would cough and splutter trying not to swallow a single bee!  What a way to start the morning!

This is a typical day in the life of Munchkin and Gnome.

We mixed up a batch of soap; this time we made Chocolate Vanilla Cookie which is fragranced with a blend of essentail oils to give off the smell of oven-baked cookies.  They appear marbled at first but with time, they assume a uniformity with a light chocolate brown colour.

Fresh Chocolate Vanilla Cookie Soap.
Fresh Chocolate Vanilla Cookie Soap.

Gnome then went off to procure a large stick…wahooo!!  The Big Stick is coming out so coconut products will be available soon!

Giant Green Bamboo.
Giant Green Bamboo.

I went off to wash the dogs…they were actually really well-behaved today as I soaped them and then doused them thoroughly with Sulphur-Lime Dip (a Gnome Bored-in-Belize concoction) which is used against fleas, tics, mange and ringworm.  It is great stuff and works well…however, we all end up smelling of rotten eggs.  Afterwards, I had a shower and doused myself in lavender oil.

Washing Dog with Sulphur Dip.
Washing Dog with Sulphur Dip.

Next, we both donned our respectable clothes to go into town to assume our identities of Doctors Munchkin and Gnome (or “The Doctors” as we are known in Punta Gorda).  We had an appointed patient review.

Together.Courtyard

So, we did our doctoring stuff and as Gnome was walking down the path, he spotted a decaying tree with a whole load of oyster mushrooms growing on them.  You have to be on the look-out at all times for mushrooms to pop up!  They were such beautiful clean specimens.  We picked the whole lot of them and I was so pleased with our find that I let Gnome store them in my town hat.

Oyster Mushrooms.
Oyster Mushrooms.

We also spotted White Goods on a Pick-up!  Our Pick-up game that we like playing where we spot white goods on trucks for points.

Munchkin: Sloooow down!  What do you think it is…a washing machine?  Or a mini freez…

Gnome: Quit blabbering!  Take a picture now!!  We’re turning left now!!  Pronto!

Mystery White Goods on Pick up!
Mystery White Goods on Pick up!

As we were leaving Punta Gorda, we stopped off by the sea to have a hot drink together (yes, I brought my food bag with the thermos flask…no biscuits this time).  We stared out at the choppy sea and marvelled at the enormous amounts of seaweed on the shore.  This will be a Munchkin and Gnome project for the future…this particular seaweed is called “sargassum.”  It is of particular interest to us because it is actually used in Traditional Chinese Medicine.  It is named Hai Zao and it is used to dissolve phlegm, act as a diuretic and relieve oedema.

Sargassum Seaweed.
Sargassum Seaweed.

Homeward bound back to the farm where I cooked up curried ripe jackfruit and lentils for lunch:

Curried Jackfruit with Lentils.
Curried Jackfruit with Lentils.

Will post recipe this week!  Too much to write about…

And that was just the morning of a typical day with Munchkin and Gnome!

White Pitahaya Facial Soaps.

Munchkin.Side.ViewWe made another round of soaps today; this time they are the White Pitahaya Soaps which are facial soaps for acne and oily-prone skin.  The seeds are rich in nourishing oils; prior to making the soap, we lightly crush the seed and infuse them in coconut oil to allow diffusion of oils.  The coconut oil is then used to make the soap.

Pitahaya is also called Pitaya (also, dragon fruit) and is of the Hylocereus sp.  They can come in different colours namely red, white and yellow.  They are highly esteemed in Belize, Central America and in Asian countries.  The seeds, in our soaps, are obtained from the local variety which has a red flesh.  Our soaps are called “White Pitahaya” because they are white in colour, not because the seeds are obtained from the white variety.

Here are some pictures:

White Pitahaya Soaps.
White Pitahaya Soaps.

These soaps are unscented so that they can be used for sensitive skin.  They have a natural, subtle coconut smell to them and they produce a lovely creamy lather.  The seeds are also mildly exfoliating.

White Pitahaya Soap.
White Pitahaya Soap.

Check out The Apothecary for our full range of coconut oil soaps.  Also, if you live in Punta Gorda, you can find the White Pitahaya soap at Vance Vernon Pharmacy on Front Street.

Enjoy your Sunday!!

Neem and Jackass Bitters Soap.

Munchkin.with.UmbrellaHello Everyone!!  We have been making soap…yes, it is raining again so we have decided to do a soap marathon.  The Neem soap is back by popular demand and this time we have added jackass bitters to the formula.  The neem leaves are dried in the shade and then infused in coconut oil which is used in the making of the soap.

Neem is known for its anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, anti-helminthic and anti-viral properties.  In Aryuvedic medicine, neem has been used to treat skin diseases such as eczema and psoriasis.

Neem Tree on our Farm.
Neem Tree on our Farm.

The jackass bitters plant is a well-known herb of Belize which is used in treating ulcers and cold-sores.

Jackass Bitters Leaves.
Jackass Bitters Leaves.

A perfect combination for a gentle soap with soothing properties for problem skin.  It is also a wonderful “everyday” anti-bacterial coconut oil soap. We will put it in The Apothecary once the soaps are cured and ready!  Here are some pictures to entice you.

Stacks of Neem and Jackass Bitters Soaps.
Stacks of Neem and Jackass Bitters Soaps.
Neem and Jackass Bitters Soap.
Neem and Jackass Bitters Soap.

Have a good night!!

Chocolate Festival Pictures.

Together.SmilingHello Everyone!!  We just got back from the Chocolate Festival in Punta Gorda, Toledo.  There were crowds of people, so much activity and chocolate stuff everywhere.

This is a picture of our table:

Cacao Fest 2015.
Cacao Fest 2015.

This is a picture of another booth selling cocoa powder and various assorted chocolate themed stuff:

Cacao Display.
Cacao Display.

There was a lot of noise with a combination of Garifuna drumming and “Punta” music.  Here are some drumming pictures:

Garifuna Drumming.
Garifuna Drumming.
More Drumming.
More Drumming.

This is food from the Cotton Tree Lodge Booth; they were serving food in cacao pods:

Food Served In Cacao Pods.
Food Served In Cacao Pods.

Overall, it was a good event and there was a lot of interest in our products especially with the Chocolate Artisan Soaps.  A surprise winner was actually the Clay Artisan Soaps scented with sandalwood; they went like hot-cakes…we did not realise that so many other people shared our passion for this spicy scent.  Oh, and I sold my first bottle of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not DB’s.”  We are not taking over the world with our products…but we are pleased that some people recognise the time and energy that we put into our stuff.

Munchkin and Gnome are Still Here!

Together.Dark.TalkingYes we are still here!!  A few people have been wondering what has happened to us so I would to reassure everyone that we are absolutely fine.  It is transition time from dry to wet season at the moment and with this change, brings early morning rains.  As a few of you will know from our previous posts, this has really messed up our farm routine.  So, instead of staying at home and feeling sorry for ourselves, we have rearranged our whole farm routine to fit with the weather change.  Changing things around a bit isn’t so bad actually as it makes life a bit less predictable.

From our observation, the rains start around 7am and then by 11am, the sun starts coming out…this is horrible because the atmosphere is heavy with humidity and you can’t sweat to cool down.  Anyway, by about 3pm, the ground has nicely dried up again and so we have moved our farm work to late afternoon.  Gnome is still able to clean up and continue with the brush-mowing while I keep up with maintenance.  This work then runs into animal feeding time and so by the time I get into the house, I don’t feel like writing a chronicle of the day.  Just to change the routine a bit, we have been  going to bed even earlier…about 7pm because we have both been in the mood for reading before sleeping.  I am reading Mark Twain and Gnome is reading C.S. Lewis (the lesser known science fiction novels).  We both like to read the Classics though I have caught Gnome on occasion reading trashy novels…he just laughs and calls me a literary snob!

Munchkin and Gnome are still doing their stuff…

We made another batch of Chocolate Artisan Soap:

Mixing Chocolate Soap.
Mixing Chocolate Soap.

We also prepared Chinese Fermented Black Beans; Needs to get more smelly and fermented…we will give it 12 months to do its thing:

Fermenting Black Beans.
Fermenting Black Beans.

Gnome is making brown rice koji for brewing and miso-making:

Mixing Brown Rice Koji.
Mixing Brown Rice Koji.

And here is a Toledo Firefly…you usually just see a mass of green lights in the dark:

Toledo Firefly.
Toledo Firefly.

And the cat is up to his usual tricks again, running after lizards in the house.  The is a savvy lizard hiding on Gnome’s foot…this one got away:

Slinky on Gnome's Foot.
Slinky on Gnome’s Foot.

Ok everyone, have a good night and hopefully I can be more organised with writing the daily posts!

Soft Lilacs For Springtime!!

Together.from.FrontHi Everyone!!  Just something short and sweet today because we are both hot and knackered from our town day.  It is was our usual frenzied running around seeing patients in between delivering soap orders, opportunistic coconut cream selling and buying supplies.  Sometimes it gets so funny…I have a bucket of coconut cream in one hand and a doctor’s bag in the other!

Anyway,”Soft Lilacs For Springtime” is the kind of title that a well established British boutique would use to sell expensive furnishings and perhaps soaps!  So, I just wanted to see if I would get more traffic into The Apothecary with a title that promises elegance and panache!

Furnish your bathroom with these delightful soft-lilac soaps:

Stacks of Lilac Soaps: Indulge in Sophistication.
Stacks of Lilac Soaps: Indulge in Sophistication.

Gentle swirls inspire calmness and serenity:

Products.Soap.Clay.Swirl.Artisan

Products.Soap.Clay.Swirl.Artisan.Another.Stack

A must for the discerning; Gentleman’s Shaving Soap:

Products.Soap.Gentlemans.Shaving

When the lady of the house hosts her fabulous dinner parties, visitors will see this remarkable soap in the bathroom and she will be praised for her soap discernment.  Her social standing will surely be raised as a result of this…

Munchkin of the House Knows Her Soaps.
Munchkin of the House Knows Her Soaps.

Our new soaps are Clay Artisan Soaps made from the purple clay from Bladen, Toledo area of Belize.  They are gently exfoliating and have a lovely and luxurious scent of sandalwood.  The Gentleman’s shaving soap is back by popular demand as the clay acts as a good slip which results in an even, smooth shave.

Raw Bladen Clay.
Raw Bladen Clay.

Come on everyone, show that you know good soap…show your discernment.  Buy our soap!! 🙂

Artisan Soaps and Apothecary Additions.

Munchkin and Gnome: Mad About the Beans!

Phew…today started off with steaming, stifling heat at 5.30 in the morning and it just got hotter and hotter.  In the dry season, strategy is the key and there is a small window of opportunity from 6am to 10am to “get things done” and in our case this means brush-mowing the farm, collecting coconuts and processing them into cream, weeding, watering plants, housework, making soap and packing products.  It is indeed a mad rush before the wall of heat gets the better of you and you collapse into a red-faced, sweaty heap.  What Fun!!

Here are the Artisan Chocolate Soaps that we made yesterday:

Product.Stack.Soaps.Chocolate.SwirlThe soaps turned out to be more of an “impressionist” style of art, as you will see from the following Rorscharch examples.  For those of you who are not familiar with Rorscharch, it is a test which uses a system of ink-blot pictures as psychological analysis.  Being a doctor, I think it is fun to try to perceive impressions from our Artisan chocolate swirl soaps.

Rorscharch Gallery:

A Crab…

Product.Soap.Chocolate.Swirl.Gallery.3A Pig Snout… Product.Soap.Chocolate.Swirl.Gallery.2

A Willow Tree Bending in The Wind…

Products.Soap.Chocolate.Swirl.Gallery

I do have quite an imagination!  Do you see it too?  Or am I just getting googly-eyed from the heat?

Last but not least, there have been new additions to The Apothecary which include: Body Salt Scrubs (Lavender, Lemongrass, Passionflower, Ylang-Ylang) and Foot Soaks in the same scents.  This completes our Spa range of products.