Category Archives: Belize

Haiku Gnome.

Gnome.Writing.in.the.LibrarySome of you may have noticed that Gnome has started posting up Haikus.  I think that it is a good thing and it gives us a few giggles and guffaws.  Often when we find something humourous, nobody else does so this one may purely be for our own benefit.  Though we would be pleased if these were received with joy and release  in your hearts too.  😉

So, how did this come about?  This is what happened…

I had received a pannetone cake tin from a friend and I was anxious to bake one and show a picture on my Blog.  Well, that was the plan anyway.  In my usual haphazard way of baking  I proceeded without a recipe.  Just sort of made it up.  Needless to say, the baking venture went wrong.  I was all in a tizz in the kitchen, getting myself into a maddening hysteria.  It was one of those really, really hot days.

Munchkin.Wailing

Gnome was hot and bothered too and was in no mood for my antics.  He said rather coarsely:

“If you had actually read a recipe and done it properly, you wouldn’t be in this mess!  It’s your own fault!”

Gnome.Angry.Look

Waaaahhhh!!  I was none too pleased with his reply.  It made me Waaaaahhhh!! even more.

When Gnome realised that his directness had only served to exacerbate the situation, his countenance suddenly changed.  Anger was replaced by cool placidity.  He said with unwavering surety,

“The caterpillar must grow wings in order to flutter high.”

Glowing.Gnome

Gnome had made a complete U-turn in our usual “chucking-a-maddy”script which shifted me off balance.

I paused in mid-flail.  Arms in the air.

What an obtuse reference…it was all too funny!!  We both saw the stupidity of the whole situation and cracked up laughing.

This is when we got the idea that Gnome should start writing Haikus.  Often, he is viewed as too direct and honest in his words.  So this is an opportunity for Gnome expression; nicely obtuse and obscure and uncharacteristically airy-fairy for an immensely pragmatic Gnome.

Big Rain!

Gnome.Siaking.Wet

We had an unexpected big rain on Saturday evening; it was great to see the new guttering work well with none of the usual leaks.  I have found that lately, since we have been actively looking at the weather forecast, we have got nothing right!  Two weeks ago, when there was a forecast of rains we quickly put our guttering up.  Not a drop of rain.  This time round: forecasts of endless bright sunny days so we didn’t bother emptying the big tank to put underneath the new guttering.  What happens…big rain…with no available tank to fill.  Gnome quickly ran out to shove a 55 gallon barrel underneath the gushing water.

Rain in the Gutters.
Rain in the Gutters.

This makes me think of an article that I read in an old English magazine from the 1980’s.  The writer had mentioned that during World War 2, no weather reports were broadcasted from the United Kingdom in an effort to thwart possible enemy attack.  This resulted in people reverting back to the old traditions in  weather prediction including the study of the constellation of the stars, the sky colour at dusk and dawn, etc, etc.

Some people even listened to the different “moo’s” of cows to figure out the weather!

Now, I wouldn’t dismiss this as being too far fetched as…

We had for some time (when we didn’t have Internet) listened to certain bird calls which, in our personal observation, signified rain.  The “rain-hawk” cawing is one example.  We also noticed that the Wee Wee ants come out early if there are going to be evening rains.  The other more obvious one is the croaking of frogs…we found that they only do this is unison when there is a surety of rain.  Otherwise, they are deathly quiet apart from the random isolated croak.

There of course no absolutes but the observation of nature to help predict the weather is definitely worth looking at.  Especially when the super-duper hi-tec forecasts haven’t been very helpful!

Italian Style Fry Jack Brunch.

Jumping.MunchkinIf you ever look through my Belize Wild Recipes section, you will know that I like “mixing it up” and revel in being non-traditional in my invention of meals.  I am indeed a Rebel Cook!! ;).  Anyway, I’ve cooked an Italian Style meal to eat with fry jacks.  Just in case you don’t know, fry jacks are puffed up dough traditionally eaten in Belize with refried beans or eggs for breakfast.  Well, I am being twice the rebel because I have modified it into Italian and Brunch!

This is really easy:

Take the following:

1 tbsp olive oil

1 medium onion, chopped finely

1 to 2 cloves of garlic, finely chopped

and saute until onions are nicely  browned.  Add:

5 peeled plum tomatoes (fresh/tinned), finely chopped

1/2 tsp of Italian Herbs (fresh/dried)

Salt to taste

Place a tight fitting lid and simmer for 10 minutes.

Next, take the lid off and crack eggs onto the simmering dish:

Fresh Eggs.
Fresh Eggs.

These are our lovely duck eggs; allow 1 to 2 eggs per person.  The timing for the eggs is crucial!  Put the lid back on; for soft cooked eggs, cook for 3 minutes 45 seconds; for hard boiled eggs, cook for 5 to 6 minutes.  I like them soft and gooey so I have to really quick about it!

Italian Brunch.
Italian Brunch.

Serve immediately.  Best with Fry Jacks but you can have it with crusty bread or toast.

Italian Fry Jack Brunch.
Italian Fry Jack Brunch.

A Few Useful Items…

Another.Munchkin.Ugly.MonsterA while back, we received a few interesting and useful gifts from a visiting friend.  Since a lot of these things can’t be found in Belize, I’d like to go through them (if you will allow me to indulge).  Good quality items are hard to come by in Belize so we were  really pleased to receive this stuff.

Good Gifts.
Good Gifts.

This is a “MicroPlane” zester.  If you make limoncello, you will understand why this one is a God-send.  Previously, we used a sharp pocket knife to pain-stakingly zest lemons and limes for our Elixirs.  I am not trying to be an advertisement for this little gadget but it I can now remove the zest from a lime (sans pith) in less than 60 seconds!

Superfine Zester.
Superfine Zester.

Great fun in the kitchen…

Gnome Zesting.
Gnome Zesting.

We have been looking for a cherry pitter for years.  I made the mistake of asking somebody from North Carolina to purchase one for me and he replied with:

“Down South, we don’t have no cherries to pit!”

At that point, I made the realisation that Northern America was a very big place and I had to look further north for a cherry pitter!  Anyway, this one is for pitting suriname cherry (a sweet red, ridged cherry with a distinct resinous taste) in Belize.

Yes, you can get vegetable peelers in Belize but they are your usual Made In China Piece of Crap (MCPC, for short!).  Yes, I am going to rave on about a potato peeler of all things because so far, after peeling about 22lbs (10kg) of Cassava it’s still intact!

Peeled Cassava.
Peeled Cassava.

The last item is a bottle of Absinthe which we had never tasted before.  It boasts a complexity of herbs which we thought would be interesting.  However, for our personal tastes, we would have liked it better if it was bitter because we like the taste of wormwood.  This particular brand has a very strong anise flavour ;)…Hic!!  Thanks For The Gifts!!

Water Update!

The Magic of Mayor Gnome.
The Magic of Gnome.

This is a Friday night so I don’t suppose I need to write anything of great consequence.  However, this is important to us since we have managed to solve our water issues on the farm.  Hooray!!  The smaller tubing worked for the compressed air and the air-lift pump works great.  Thanks to Gnome for Belize Rigging…it helps to have brains on a farm…it makes all the difference in finding elegant solutions.

We Have Water!
We Have Water!

A Good Fry Jack Recipe.

Red.Bean.MunchkinFry Jacks are puffed up fried dough eaten traditionally in Belize for breakfast.  They are usually served with refried beans or eggs.  I love fry jacks but I have never been able to achieve a good result with recipes found on the Internet.  I mentioned this in passing to a Belizean friend and she was aghast at the fact that I had not mastered the art of Fry Jacks after all these years and promptly organised a lesson for me.

This is the authentic Fry Jack Recipe. It works great and the end result is a light puffed up fried dough.

Oooooh!!!  I made these ones…

Yummy Fry Jacks!
Yummy Fry Jacks!

Thank-you Francisca!!

In The Midst Of Dry Season.

Munchkin.FuryThe heat is Punishing; It’s stifling hot and we are suffering in the midst of dry season in Belize.  I’m not whining for nothing…it has been a real feel of 117F (47C)!  Phew!!  The Piggies are whining in Paradise too…with squeals, squawks and prolonged weeeeeeeeeees!  Mmmm…maybe we should do a Piggie Haircut Day…anyone for a mow-hawk!!  It’s not a joke by the way, we do shave their hair as an annual event..

The Heat Is Punishing!
Did You Say Mow-Hawk?!!

On the farm, we are having issues with water scarcity.  We haven’t had any rains for four weeks now.  We have a shallow well which is being pumped up by an air-compressor (using the air-lift method).  If you have any inclination to read about our Water Saga (actually quite an entertaining read!) then please click on the following pages: Pump Vs Frog and Gnome Premonitions.

Anyway, today Gnome decided to change the tubing which connects the compressor to the bottom of the well.  The air goes down the tubing and displaces the water which shoots up out of a PVC pipe.  The well hasn’t been filling up quick enough so we figured that we needed to draw up the water slower with a smaller tube.  So, today we both got hot and sweaty to pull all the piping up to make the necessary changes.

Pulling Up Pipe.
Pulling Up Pipe.

Our hope is that there will be a continuous draw of water rather that spits and spurts.  Anyway, let’s hope this will work otherwise there will be more Gnome tweaking.  😉

Fresh Copal.

Munchkin.with.SwordHope you are having an enlightening Good Friday!  Well, it’s hot and we are definitely in the midst of dry season which means it is  time to tap copal (Protium copal) for the resin.  The most popular use for the copal blocks is as incense.  To use, just break off pieces and burn over charcoal.  Another use for copal is as a skin treatment  for rash, inflammation and itch; copal has been used by the Ancient Maya for centuries as a traditional remedy for skin ailments.  It also has natural anti-septic qualities so can be used for minor bacterial and fungal infections.  Here are some pictures of fresh copal:

Fresh copal has the smell of rainforests with an uplifting resinous scent.

Fresh Raw Copal.
Fresh Raw Copal.
Fresh Copal Blocks.
Fresh Copal Blocks.

If you are interested in reading more about the medical properties of copal, click on Copal As Medicine.

Here are some products that we make from copal.  We recommend these products  for skin conditions including eczema, psoriasis, insect bites and as a preventative treatment for skin infections.

Copal Medicinal Oil.
Copal Medicinal Oil.
Copal Medicinal Soap.
Copal Medicinal Soap.

If you want to view more of our copal hand-made products please look at The Apothecary.   For anyone living in Punta Gorda (Belize!), you can buy our Copal Medicinal Oil and other products at Vance Vernon and Mahong Pharmacy.