Making Coconut Milk Cheese: Feta Style.

Munchkin.Eating.BunHello!! We are back in action with more interesting things to show you because we have procured a camera. I finally bit the bullet and bought a new android phone…one of those blocky looking things with a camera (of course) and many things that do not concern me like the Android and the numerous applications. Gnome is messing around with it in his Gnomish way and actually having a lot of fun with the gadget!

Anyway, we have been making cheese out of coconut milk. Coconut milk, along with the cream, can be hand-squeezed out of grated coconut.

Grated Coconut.
Grated Coconut.

This liquid eventually separates into the thick, white cream at the top and the coconut milk at the bottom. We sell off our coconut cream to the local market as Belizeans like to cook their rice and beans in this.  For the Toledo readers, you can buy this from Green Supaul’s in Punta Gorda.

Coconut Cream For Sale.
Coconut Cream For Sale.

We kept the coconut milk until we had acquired a volume of about 2 gallons (8 litres) which was roughly equivalent to about 100 coconuts in total. The coconut milk is high in protein (similar to milk) and so we decided to try to make “cheese” out of it.

Coconut Milk in Pot.
Coconut Milk in Pot.

First of all, we placed the coconut milk in a stainless steel pot and boiled the milk until it produced curds which floated up to the surface. This takes about 30 minutes and you have to keep on stirring to prevent the curds from sticking to the bottom of the pot.

Coconut Curds on Surface of Boiled Coconut Milk.
Coconut Curds on Surface of Boiled Coconut Milk.

We allowed this to cool down for about two hours and then drained the curds into a cotton towel on a sieve (you can use cheese cloth…we just didn’t have any).

Draining Coconut Curd.
Draining Coconut Curd.

This was left to drain overnight and the liquid part, the whey, was collected in a basin under the dripping curds. At this point, it looks and tastes very similar to ricotta cheese and you can eat it at this point if you prefer. We gave the whey to our animals to drink.

Coconut Ricotta.
Coconut Ricotta.

The next morning, we wrapped the drained curd in a towel and placed it between two clean blocks of wood and applied a weight on it (5 gallon carboy containing wine). After 24 hours, we removed the weight.

Pressing Coconut Cheese.
Pressing Coconut Cheese.

To make this into feta-style cheese, we removed the coconut cheese from the cloth and placed it in a clean glass container. Next, we added about 1 cup of salt to dry salt it.

Dry Salting Coconut Feta.
Dry Salting Coconut Feta.
Coconut Feta, Unsalted.
Coconut Feta, Unsalted.
Coconut Feta Salted.
Coconut Feta, Salted.

This was done this morning and we will leave it to salt for three days. After that, we will cut the cheese into cubes and store them in brine.  We will let you know what it tastes like…so far so good.

Relaxing Day!

Together.Tank.TopHello Everyone!!  We had a nice relaxing day today…our first day off in three weeks from farm work.  Sometimes, when we are on an agenda, we forget that we need a break now and then.  I woke up this morning at 5am, which has been our usual wake up time, and said to Gnome that I did not wish to wake up!  We got up at 6am, rather reluctantly because of the doggy and goosie wake-up calls.

Doggy wake up call: mad panting with spurts of whooping.

Our Mad Doggie.
Our Mad Doggie.

Goosie wake up call: Honk Honk!!  Every  three minutes…like Snooze on an alarm clock…this is goosie snooze with no batteries required.

Goosie on the Farm.
Goosie on the Farm.

(As an aside, Goosie even honks back at truck drivers because he thinks that they are big geese on wheels!!)

Anyway, there was way too much noise so we had to get up.  We both agreed to take the day off because we just felt knackered.  And so we watched a movie marathon of Around The World in 80 Days, a three part mini-series with Pierce Brosnan.  It was 4 and 1/2 hours in total, with brief Munchkin snacks in between,  and we really enjoyed it.  Plus, I got a chance to ogle at Pierce Brosnan for all that time!!

Back to work tomorrow!!

Working Hard!!

Odd.Together.ShotHa-ha…this is a real picture of us at last!!  We have been messing around with the computer to see if we can use it to take pictures for the posts.  I am sure you would recognise us now if you saw us on the street!!

Phew!! We have been working hard on the farm!  Gnome has procured his big stick for knocking down coconuts and so we are back to processing them again.

Freshly Grated Coconut.
Freshly Grated Coconut.

We are back to making coconut water and coconut cream for the local market.  Also, we grate coconut for Cotton Tree Chocolate for their coconut bars.

Cotton Tree Chocolate Bars.
Cotton Tree Chocolate Bars.

I really do need to get a camera because I have so many exciting things to show you.  I have been preparing bamboo shoots:

Bamboo Shoot.
Bamboo Shoot.

I want to show you step by step how to prepare, cook and preserve bamboo shoots.  It is really quite simple but it just requires time and dedication.

Also, we have had huge bunches of peach palm.  So much food on the farm, it’s coming out of our ears!!  And the dogs are getting fat.  Gnome says that we need a couple of pigs and a gaggle of geese to eat all the food!!

Peach Palm.
Peach Palm.

As always, still eating yummy food…

Yummy.Food

Have a good night everyone!!

Paradise Piggies: Better The Devil You Know?

Munchkin.in.the.WindWelcome back to MGNews PrimeTime Sunday brought to you by Casa Mascia Apothecary. This week we talk exclusively to Mayor Gnome himself. He’s hoping for a re-election for 2015. Let’s see what his campaign is all about.

Tuff Love. Nuff Said.
Tuff Love. Nuff Said.

MGNews Reporter: Your excellency, Mayor Gnome, thank-you for agreeing to have this interview with MGNews. Tell us more about your New Look Campaign “Tough Love.”
Mayor Gnome: Kindness can be too soft and no results are gained from this. I am trying the mean and tough aspect to get Paradise Pastures back into shape.
MGNews Reporter: Some people think that you have had a personality change and you have been dubbed as “El Diablo Blanco”…what do you say to that?
Mayor Gnome: If people think I am Evil, then so be it!(HaaHaaHaa…rubs his palms together and laughs maniacally). El Diablo Blanco sounds super cool…good, good. (nods his head approvingly).
MGNews Reporter: What are your new policies for Paradise Pastures?
Mayor Gnome: I don’t have any.
MGNews Reporter: Why?
Mayor Gnome: Because those piggies are too stupid to understand anything and I don’t care! HaHa!! (more maniacal laughing).
MGNews Reporter: Well, thank-you Mayor Gnome for your disarming honesty. I suppose I could say that it was quite refreshing since you don’t get much of that in the world of politics. I wish you the best in your re-election campaign.
Mayor Gnome: HaHa!! (lots of cackling and tossing back of head).

No Rest For The Wicked!
No Rest For The Wicked!
Mayor Gnome. Gets Raw.
Mayor Gnome. Gets Raw.

What the Experts have to Say:

Dr. Munchkin (DRCOG), Medical Doctor of Paradise Pastures:

Dr. Munchkin
Dr. Munchkin

In my professional opinion, I feel that Mayor Gnome is suffering from a disorder known as “Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.” He is prone to fluctuation in mood and he appears emotionally unstable. He is also cackling a bit too much. I would recommend a that he takes some sick leave but it is virtually impossible for him to do so at such a critical election time.

Mayor Gnome’s Mother, an authority on her son’s personality:

Oh, I am sure he’ll be right…yes, yes, he is cackling a fair bit. He just needs a good cup of tea and those chocky biscuits (the orangey ones…jaffa cakes…that’s what he likes) and he’ll be as right as rain!

Archie Eagles, ordinary bloke on the street:

He’s as mad as a hatter. He’s not fit to raise a cactus let alone raise a bunch of guinea pigs!

Pedro Choc, another ordinary bloke on the street:

I like his bad ass attitude. Mayor Gnome rocks!!

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I ONLY Use Casa Mascia Soaps.
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Well, there you go. The Doctor is worried, the Mother wants to give him a cup of tea and he is loved and hated by the people on the street. What is really going on with Mayor Gnome?? Next week, we bring you an exclusive inside story on Mayor Gnome. Maybe that will shed some light onto his personality change.

Don’t miss it…next week on MGNews PrimeTime Sunday.  6pm Central/Mountain Piggie Time.

Sunday Funday starts with MGNews.  You better Belize it!!

Provision Bark Tea.

Munchkin.DrinkingProvision bark, Pachira aquatica is a tree that grows along rivers and streams in Belize and Central America.  The making and drinking of provision bark tea has an interesting history that goes back to the days of rubber and chicle tapping and mahogany logging when this tea was made as a food substitute for workers due to food shortages.  The traditional uses for this tea include treatment of anaemia, exhaustion and low blood pressure.

We decided to try some of this tea because we have planted some of these trees at our pond area.  We have the wild type, Pachira aquatica, which produces large brown seed pods about 30cm (12 inches) in diameter.  These seeds are edible, but very mealy (of course, we’ve tried them) and have the taste and texture of cardboard soaked in tannin; we would classify them as survival food only.  We also have the cultivated variety of this tree, Pachira glabra which is the type that is grown in East Asia for the edible seeds.  This variety has a smaller green pod which is about 15cm (6 inches) in diameter.  These seeds are sweet and delectable and taste similar to chestnuts.

Provision Bark Tea.
Provision Bark Tea.

To make a tea, I took a piece of provision bark about 10cm (4 inches) by 30cm (12 inches) and boiled it in a 8 litres (2 gallons) of water for 30 minutes.  The resulting beverage was a beautiful amber colour and it tasted pleasant and slightly sweet.  There was no particularly strong tannic or bitter components.  Overall, it felt “cooling” in a Traditional Chinese Medicine sense and we thought that it had mildly diuretic properties.  We left the piece of bark in the water for five days and drank 3 to 5 glasses each, a day.  We reboiled the tea at the end of the day to keep it sterilised and topped it up with water when necessary.

Other than consuming this tea for the traditional uses, I would recommend enjoying this tea as an iced beverage with a slice of lemon or lime.  Furthermore, because of its wonderful colour, Gnome is thinking of making a beer with this bark as an ingredient.  In other words, there is a lot of room for experimentation with provision bark tea.

We’re Back!!

Together.Munchking.PointingThe last few days, Gnome has got into a right tizz over everything breaking down.

Poor Gnome!
Poor Gnome!

First of all, the brush mower stopped working and it looked like the electric clutch had burnt out; Gnome explained to me that this would mean no more mowing and we would have to bring the parts in and wait another 3 months to continue clearing the bush.  Boo hoo!!  Also, for the last three days, the Internet has been down.  Again, Gnome gave me story of doom and gloom, he reckoned it was a problem with the antenna post, which is slowly splitting up the middle.  He told me that we would probably have to replace the Internet post (this is a major endeavour for us because Gnome wants to incorporate a water tower into the entire structure) and this would probably take the best part of a month…with Gnome single-mindedness and ingenuity.  Yes, you have guessed it…he wants to single-handedly put up the structure by himself with a system of pulleys, knowledge of physics and Gnome brains.  The Munchkin mind boggles…

Anyway, today started off really well with Gnome finding his 1/4 inch chisel…do you remember a previous post about “chucking a maddy” all because we couldn’t find this chisel?  Well, we finally found it and guess what…we don’t need it anymore!!

Gnome.Hand.OutThe brush mower actually miraculously sprung back to life, despite Gnome’s poor prognosis.  It turns out that it isn’t a problem with the electric clutch (yay…it would have cost $200 to replace) but some poor connection with the battery.  The problem is that the mower is not charging the battery so when the voltage on the battery drops, the clutch stops working.  So, all is well as the problem has been solved: the battery is charged with a battery charger after every use.  Oh, and there is a broken switch so Gnome “hot wires” the mower to start it up now.  I am pleased to say that the mower is working and is now thoroughly Gnome-Rigged!!

Munchkin.with.SwordAnd, yes, we are back in business with the Internet.  The technician came out today and said that the “gateway box was fried.”  Furthermore, he reassured us that the antenna was still in the right position, so the post, despite its weakness, was still doing its job.  A big thank-you to Renin, the technician…he was really quite helpful and took the time to sort things out for us.

Now, Gnome has informed me that we are still going ahead with a Gnome Tower for the Internet antenna and water back-up.  Also, we are still looking for a camera…

Internet Down!!

Yet.Another.Munchkin.Ugly.MonsterHi Everyone!!  This is a quick “drive by” post to let you know that we are having Internet problems.  For now, we will try yo keep you posted when we can get to an Internet Cafe so you will not be hearing from us everyday.

With regards to the Internet, we do not know what is wrong with it but the only certain thing is that it is not working!

Right now, you will just have to imagine that we are up to our usual Munchkin and Gnome activities on the farm!

Cassava Cake, Spicy Sausage and Pineapple Kebabs.

Munchkin.Eating.Bun.SmileCassava cake is a local sweet made in Belize which is made from grated cassava, sugar and spices which may include cinnamon and nutmeg.  It is mostly made in the Garifuna households in Belize and everyone has their own special recipe.  Fortunately for people like me, who don’t have a secret recipe, I have found a wonderful shop-bought version of the cassava cake in Belize.  This cake is baked at the cassava factory in Dangriga.  I don’t tend to buy much shop-bought food but I actually find this cake very palatable and the smooth, non-grainy texture of this cooked root is very pleasant.  I can not taste any spices in this cake but nevertheless, I think it is still very tasty.

I always like to convert sweet things into savoury and this recipe is a fine example of this:

Cassava Cake, Sausage and Pineapple Kebabs.

Cassava, Sausage and Pineapple Kebabs.
Cassava, Sausage and Pineapple Kebabs.

These kebabs are made from fried cassava cake pieces, fried pieces of spicy sausage and bits of fresh pineapple.  They are so yummy; the sweetness of the cake contrasts with the spicy sausage and compliments the pineapple.

Enjoy!!

Paradise Piggies: Mad T Mouse Speaks.

Munchkin.in.the.WindWelcome to MGNews PrimeTime Sunday, sponsored today by Casa Mascia Apothecary, Belize.

Casa Mascia: Stay Clean For The Elections!
Casa Mascia: Stay Clean For The Elections!

The Magical Rodent is in the running for Mayor of Paradise Pastures. She promises a “New Hope” for the piggies in leading them to a new underground civilisation where they will purposefully breed a “Guinea Pig Super Being” to take over the world. Popular media calls her the “Mad T Mouse”; today, we are giving her a chance to speak in this MGNews exclusive interview.

The Universe's Super Being. Trust in Me.
The Universe’s Super Being. Trust In Me.

MGNews Reporter: Good day Miss or may I call you Magical Rodent?
Magical Rodent: My name is Maddy T but please, call me Magical Rodent.
MGNews Reporter: Are you truly a Magical Rodent?
Magical Rodent: Young man! Don’t you see my magical staff of sorcery which I hold in my hand?

Staff of Sorcery.
Staff of Sorcery.

I am a mammal of the order Rodentia. (She bares her teeth)
See…single pair of incisors in my upper and lower jaw.
MGNews Reporter: Yeeess, Ma’am I do see your teeth!  (takes a few steps back). Ok, back to the questions. What are your qualifications?
Magical Rodent: Magical Rodent Level 90, Mage.  Certification for “fast-track” on-line course in genetics.
MGNews Reporter: Tell us about how you plan to breed the “Universe’s  Super Being” from this guinea pig community.
Magical Rodent: Decades and decades of intensive breeding with emphasis on intelligence, telepathy and telekinetics.
MGNews Reporter: That is quite a mission! Do you think that the domesticated guinea pigs can survive out there in the wild?
Magical Rodent: Grrrrr!! (She bares her teeth again).
MGNews Reporter: Thank-you Magical Rodent for this interview. Good Luck!! (He beats a hasty retreat).

We Can Take Over The World!
Together, We Can Take Over The World!

What the Experts Say:

Dr. Munchkin (DRCOG), Medical Doctor for Paradise Pastures:

Dr. Munchkin
Dr. Munchkin

Differential Diagnosis: Paranoid Schizoid or Schizotypal with delusions. Possibly due to brain damage, genetic or cultural inheritance. Requires psychiatric admission.

Mr. Carlton Speeting, Film Producer:

Great idea for a Hollywood block-buster Summer film: Magical Rodent leads her people to the chosen land, breeds a “Super Rat” to lead the people back to the surface to annihilate the humans. Awesome special effects. It is a Sci Fi Biblical Epic!! Of course, the humans would win out in the end…we can’t have the rats winning.  I’m so excited, I’m already thinking about Sequels 2 to 5!

Awesome Epic Across Space and Time.
Awesome Epic Across Space and Time.

Mr. Jonathon Doe, ordinary bloke on the street:

It’s worth a try, eh? If it doesn’t work out, they can always come back?

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Well, the Magical Rodent sure knows how to intimidate the public. Is she the chosen one to lead the piggies or is she just stark raving mad?

Will she lead the piggies to the promised land?

Piggies, is Magical Rodent the Chosen One?
Piggies, is Magical Rodent the Chosen One?

Remember,we are the first to give you the News on MGNews PrimeTime Sunday. 6pm Central/Mountain Piggie Time.

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Eating Out in Belize.

Together.EatingIf you read our posts regularly, you may have noticed that we don’t tend to eat out.  This is mostly because we eat the best food at home and we have our own fresh vegetables, hand-picked on the same day.  On rare occasions, we will eat out in order to “do something different.”

The other day, we visited Coleman’s Cafe  in Big Falls to have lunch.  The usual Belizean food fare includes rice and beans, plain rice with stewed beans, chicken/pork/beef stewed in local spices and herbs.  The usual side of “vegetables” is coleslaw; in this particular food place, you can sometimes get callaloo which is a local green leafy vegetable.

This time, we were fortunate enough to have stewed gibnut on the menu.  Gibnut is paca, a ground-dwelling hebivorous large rodent which can usually weigh up to about 20lbs (10kg) ; they taste like suckling pig.  Their meat is prized in this country fetching a high price at about $8 per pound (compare this to local beef at $4 per pound).  Of course, we love it; in fact, I would say that it is actually my favourite meat.

Stewed Gibnut.
Stewed Gibnut.

The herbs and spices used in these stews usually include yellow ginger (tumeric), dried powdered chilli, cilantro or culantro and recado.

Tumeric and Chilli Powder.
Tumeric and Chilli Powder.

Recado is available in powdered form or in blocks and contain the following spices: annatto, local oregano, cumin, clove, cinnamon, black pepper, allspice, garlic, and salt.  The annato gives it the red colour.

Recado Powder.
Recado Powder.

At the cafe, they also had cohune cabbage, which is heart of palm (cohune palm) cooked in yellow ginger (tumeric).  This is considered celebration food as is usually served at parties and weddings.

Cohune Cabbage.
Cohune Cabbage.

For us, it is nice to eat out now and then.  In Belize, there is certainly a “eating out” culture in which the locals eat out for lunch every day.  This is why all Government offices close at noon, on the dot, so that all the workers can eat out en masse!  Salaried workers also buy their dinner as a “take out.”  The usual stuff is rice, beans and some meat and there is very little deviation from this.  Despite the lack of choice, everybody seems to be quite content with this food.  There are of course, Chinese restaurants in Punta Gorda which compete with this local food.  A popular choice among the locals is chow mein (if they are splurging out or trying to impress  a girlfriend) or fried chicken , which has gained the reputation, in Belize, of being “Chiney Food.”

Ok, guys have a cool Saturday night and if you are eating out for dinner tonight, have a good one!!