Provision Bark Tea.

Munchkin.DrinkingProvision bark, Pachira aquatica is a tree that grows along rivers and streams in Belize and Central America.  The making and drinking of provision bark tea has an interesting history that goes back to the days of rubber and chicle tapping and mahogany logging when this tea was made as a food substitute for workers due to food shortages.  The traditional uses for this tea include treatment of anaemia, exhaustion and low blood pressure.

We decided to try some of this tea because we have planted some of these trees at our pond area.  We have the wild type, Pachira aquatica, which produces large brown seed pods about 30cm (12 inches) in diameter.  These seeds are edible, but very mealy (of course, we’ve tried them) and have the taste and texture of cardboard soaked in tannin; we would classify them as survival food only.  We also have the cultivated variety of this tree, Pachira glabra which is the type that is grown in East Asia for the edible seeds.  This variety has a smaller green pod which is about 15cm (6 inches) in diameter.  These seeds are sweet and delectable and taste similar to chestnuts.

Provision Bark Tea.
Provision Bark Tea.

To make a tea, I took a piece of provision bark about 10cm (4 inches) by 30cm (12 inches) and boiled it in a 8 litres (2 gallons) of water for 30 minutes.  The resulting beverage was a beautiful amber colour and it tasted pleasant and slightly sweet.  There was no particularly strong tannic or bitter components.  Overall, it felt “cooling” in a Traditional Chinese Medicine sense and we thought that it had mildly diuretic properties.  We left the piece of bark in the water for five days and drank 3 to 5 glasses each, a day.  We reboiled the tea at the end of the day to keep it sterilised and topped it up with water when necessary.

Other than consuming this tea for the traditional uses, I would recommend enjoying this tea as an iced beverage with a slice of lemon or lime.  Furthermore, because of its wonderful colour, Gnome is thinking of making a beer with this bark as an ingredient.  In other words, there is a lot of room for experimentation with provision bark tea.

We’re Back!!

Together.Munchking.PointingThe last few days, Gnome has got into a right tizz over everything breaking down.

Poor Gnome!
Poor Gnome!

First of all, the brush mower stopped working and it looked like the electric clutch had burnt out; Gnome explained to me that this would mean no more mowing and we would have to bring the parts in and wait another 3 months to continue clearing the bush.  Boo hoo!!  Also, for the last three days, the Internet has been down.  Again, Gnome gave me story of doom and gloom, he reckoned it was a problem with the antenna post, which is slowly splitting up the middle.  He told me that we would probably have to replace the Internet post (this is a major endeavour for us because Gnome wants to incorporate a water tower into the entire structure) and this would probably take the best part of a month…with Gnome single-mindedness and ingenuity.  Yes, you have guessed it…he wants to single-handedly put up the structure by himself with a system of pulleys, knowledge of physics and Gnome brains.  The Munchkin mind boggles…

Anyway, today started off really well with Gnome finding his 1/4 inch chisel…do you remember a previous post about “chucking a maddy” all because we couldn’t find this chisel?  Well, we finally found it and guess what…we don’t need it anymore!!

Gnome.Hand.OutThe brush mower actually miraculously sprung back to life, despite Gnome’s poor prognosis.  It turns out that it isn’t a problem with the electric clutch (yay…it would have cost $200 to replace) but some poor connection with the battery.  The problem is that the mower is not charging the battery so when the voltage on the battery drops, the clutch stops working.  So, all is well as the problem has been solved: the battery is charged with a battery charger after every use.  Oh, and there is a broken switch so Gnome “hot wires” the mower to start it up now.  I am pleased to say that the mower is working and is now thoroughly Gnome-Rigged!!

Munchkin.with.SwordAnd, yes, we are back in business with the Internet.  The technician came out today and said that the “gateway box was fried.”  Furthermore, he reassured us that the antenna was still in the right position, so the post, despite its weakness, was still doing its job.  A big thank-you to Renin, the technician…he was really quite helpful and took the time to sort things out for us.

Now, Gnome has informed me that we are still going ahead with a Gnome Tower for the Internet antenna and water back-up.  Also, we are still looking for a camera…

Internet Down!!

Yet.Another.Munchkin.Ugly.MonsterHi Everyone!!  This is a quick “drive by” post to let you know that we are having Internet problems.  For now, we will try yo keep you posted when we can get to an Internet Cafe so you will not be hearing from us everyday.

With regards to the Internet, we do not know what is wrong with it but the only certain thing is that it is not working!

Right now, you will just have to imagine that we are up to our usual Munchkin and Gnome activities on the farm!

Cassava Cake, Spicy Sausage and Pineapple Kebabs.

Munchkin.Eating.Bun.SmileCassava cake is a local sweet made in Belize which is made from grated cassava, sugar and spices which may include cinnamon and nutmeg.  It is mostly made in the Garifuna households in Belize and everyone has their own special recipe.  Fortunately for people like me, who don’t have a secret recipe, I have found a wonderful shop-bought version of the cassava cake in Belize.  This cake is baked at the cassava factory in Dangriga.  I don’t tend to buy much shop-bought food but I actually find this cake very palatable and the smooth, non-grainy texture of this cooked root is very pleasant.  I can not taste any spices in this cake but nevertheless, I think it is still very tasty.

I always like to convert sweet things into savoury and this recipe is a fine example of this:

Cassava Cake, Sausage and Pineapple Kebabs.

Cassava, Sausage and Pineapple Kebabs.
Cassava, Sausage and Pineapple Kebabs.

These kebabs are made from fried cassava cake pieces, fried pieces of spicy sausage and bits of fresh pineapple.  They are so yummy; the sweetness of the cake contrasts with the spicy sausage and compliments the pineapple.

Enjoy!!

Paradise Piggies: Mad T Mouse Speaks.

Munchkin.in.the.WindWelcome to MGNews PrimeTime Sunday, sponsored today by Casa Mascia Apothecary, Belize.

Casa Mascia: Stay Clean For The Elections!
Casa Mascia: Stay Clean For The Elections!

The Magical Rodent is in the running for Mayor of Paradise Pastures. She promises a “New Hope” for the piggies in leading them to a new underground civilisation where they will purposefully breed a “Guinea Pig Super Being” to take over the world. Popular media calls her the “Mad T Mouse”; today, we are giving her a chance to speak in this MGNews exclusive interview.

The Universe's Super Being. Trust in Me.
The Universe’s Super Being. Trust In Me.

MGNews Reporter: Good day Miss or may I call you Magical Rodent?
Magical Rodent: My name is Maddy T but please, call me Magical Rodent.
MGNews Reporter: Are you truly a Magical Rodent?
Magical Rodent: Young man! Don’t you see my magical staff of sorcery which I hold in my hand?

Staff of Sorcery.
Staff of Sorcery.

I am a mammal of the order Rodentia. (She bares her teeth)
See…single pair of incisors in my upper and lower jaw.
MGNews Reporter: Yeeess, Ma’am I do see your teeth!  (takes a few steps back). Ok, back to the questions. What are your qualifications?
Magical Rodent: Magical Rodent Level 90, Mage.  Certification for “fast-track” on-line course in genetics.
MGNews Reporter: Tell us about how you plan to breed the “Universe’s  Super Being” from this guinea pig community.
Magical Rodent: Decades and decades of intensive breeding with emphasis on intelligence, telepathy and telekinetics.
MGNews Reporter: That is quite a mission! Do you think that the domesticated guinea pigs can survive out there in the wild?
Magical Rodent: Grrrrr!! (She bares her teeth again).
MGNews Reporter: Thank-you Magical Rodent for this interview. Good Luck!! (He beats a hasty retreat).

We Can Take Over The World!
Together, We Can Take Over The World!

What the Experts Say:

Dr. Munchkin (DRCOG), Medical Doctor for Paradise Pastures:

Dr. Munchkin
Dr. Munchkin

Differential Diagnosis: Paranoid Schizoid or Schizotypal with delusions. Possibly due to brain damage, genetic or cultural inheritance. Requires psychiatric admission.

Mr. Carlton Speeting, Film Producer:

Great idea for a Hollywood block-buster Summer film: Magical Rodent leads her people to the chosen land, breeds a “Super Rat” to lead the people back to the surface to annihilate the humans. Awesome special effects. It is a Sci Fi Biblical Epic!! Of course, the humans would win out in the end…we can’t have the rats winning.  I’m so excited, I’m already thinking about Sequels 2 to 5!

Awesome Epic Across Space and Time.
Awesome Epic Across Space and Time.

Mr. Jonathon Doe, ordinary bloke on the street:

It’s worth a try, eh? If it doesn’t work out, they can always come back?

Casa Mascia Soap. The Best Just Gets Better!
Casa Mascia Soap. The Best Just Gets Better!
I Use Casa Mascia Soap...Because I'm Worth It!
I Use Casa Mascia Soap…Because I’m Worth It!

Well, the Magical Rodent sure knows how to intimidate the public. Is she the chosen one to lead the piggies or is she just stark raving mad?

Will she lead the piggies to the promised land?

Piggies, is Magical Rodent the Chosen One?
Piggies, is Magical Rodent the Chosen One?

Remember,we are the first to give you the News on MGNews PrimeTime Sunday. 6pm Central/Mountain Piggie Time.

Approved Family Fun on a Sunday!

Eating Out in Belize.

Together.EatingIf you read our posts regularly, you may have noticed that we don’t tend to eat out.  This is mostly because we eat the best food at home and we have our own fresh vegetables, hand-picked on the same day.  On rare occasions, we will eat out in order to “do something different.”

The other day, we visited Coleman’s Cafe  in Big Falls to have lunch.  The usual Belizean food fare includes rice and beans, plain rice with stewed beans, chicken/pork/beef stewed in local spices and herbs.  The usual side of “vegetables” is coleslaw; in this particular food place, you can sometimes get callaloo which is a local green leafy vegetable.

This time, we were fortunate enough to have stewed gibnut on the menu.  Gibnut is paca, a ground-dwelling hebivorous large rodent which can usually weigh up to about 20lbs (10kg) ; they taste like suckling pig.  Their meat is prized in this country fetching a high price at about $8 per pound (compare this to local beef at $4 per pound).  Of course, we love it; in fact, I would say that it is actually my favourite meat.

Stewed Gibnut.
Stewed Gibnut.

The herbs and spices used in these stews usually include yellow ginger (tumeric), dried powdered chilli, cilantro or culantro and recado.

Tumeric and Chilli Powder.
Tumeric and Chilli Powder.

Recado is available in powdered form or in blocks and contain the following spices: annatto, local oregano, cumin, clove, cinnamon, black pepper, allspice, garlic, and salt.  The annato gives it the red colour.

Recado Powder.
Recado Powder.

At the cafe, they also had cohune cabbage, which is heart of palm (cohune palm) cooked in yellow ginger (tumeric).  This is considered celebration food as is usually served at parties and weddings.

Cohune Cabbage.
Cohune Cabbage.

For us, it is nice to eat out now and then.  In Belize, there is certainly a “eating out” culture in which the locals eat out for lunch every day.  This is why all Government offices close at noon, on the dot, so that all the workers can eat out en masse!  Salaried workers also buy their dinner as a “take out.”  The usual stuff is rice, beans and some meat and there is very little deviation from this.  Despite the lack of choice, everybody seems to be quite content with this food.  There are of course, Chinese restaurants in Punta Gorda which compete with this local food.  A popular choice among the locals is chow mein (if they are splurging out or trying to impress  a girlfriend) or fried chicken , which has gained the reputation, in Belize, of being “Chiney Food.”

Ok, guys have a cool Saturday night and if you are eating out for dinner tonight, have a good one!!

Gnome Foraging on The Highway.

Together.from.FrontA few weeks back when we were travelling on the highway from Belize City to Belmopan, this is what happened:

Sharp Eyes.
Sharp Eyes.

Gnome:  Oooooh look…broom corn!

Flowering.Broom.Corn

This picture makes it look deceptively big but when you are travelling in a vehicle at 110kph, everything looks green and blurry.  Gnome managed to spot a wild edible with his sharp eyes!  This is also funny because he has recently complained of  eyesight problems and thinks that he requires a new prescription for his spectacles.  Anyway, he screeched to a halt and then did a U-turn to bring us back round to the corn.  I didn’t get a chance to say anything, because it all happened so quickly.

He jumped out of the car to grab a specimen for seeds.

Broom Corn.
Broom Corn.

In the usual Gnome style, he attemped to procure a plant to take back to the farm.  You can just imagine what all the drivers were thinking as they zoomed by on the highway, catching a glimpse of Gnome on his hands and knees, digging a plant out from the ground!

Pulling Up Broom Corn.
Pulling Up Broom Corn.

Broom corn is Sorghum bicolor and is also commonly known as sorghum. It is a grass species which is cultivated for its grain.  The grain can be used to make breads and can be popped like “pop-corn.”  In large scale cultivation, it can be a source of ethanol fuel and sorghum syrup. Also, you can make brooms out of them hence the popular name.  It can be used to feed animals and guinea pigs are rather fond of this type of grass.

Well, in our usual Munchkin and Gnome Style, we were both rather chuffed  with ourselves for finding such a useful plant on the highway in Belize.  It just goes to show that you need to be on the look out all the time if you are a serious forager!!  Just drive safely while you do it!

Munchkin Jobs.

Munchkin.with.SwordI was harvesting bird chilli peppers today to dry out in the sun. It is hot and dry again. These come up as voluntary plants everywhere because the birds eat them and poop the seeds out. I like these chilli peppers so I usually let these plants come up opportunistically; these plants can grow into considerable bushes and I have at least a dozen of them scattered around the yard.

Bird Chilli Pepper.
Bird Chilli Pepper.

Well, the running joke, on the farm, is that the birds get them all because I never actually get round to harvesting any of them. Gnome says that one day when we finally have our 4 and 20 blackbird pie, they will be very hot and spicy!

Gnome.Funny.FaceIn order to put an end to the joke (it is after all at my expense) I took the time to pick some of the peppers; I probably picked close to 1000 and that wasn’t even half of them!

Whilst I was picking them, I realised that all the Munchkin jobs involved food in some way or another. On the farm, I am in charge of food harvesting, preservation, preparation and cooking. It is quite a job because it is ongoing and if you slack off, fruit and vegetables get wasted and fall to the ground.

Yesterday, I prepared another jackfruit “baby”…believe me, this is no mean feat when you have to wrestle with such a heavy fruit with all the latex and goo sticking onto the knife and hands! The jackfruit dried beautifully into very sweet, aromatic chips.

Jackfruit Baby.
Jackfruit Baby.

More Munchkin jobs coming up:

Picking of Chinese Jujube; these are green fruit about the size of small plums.  When they turn yellow-green, they are ready to pick and at this point, have the consistency and crispness of Granny Smith apples.  When they are fully mature, they actually turn red and shrivel up like prunes.  This is a version of the Chinese red date, which can be purchased at Chinese supermarkets. This year I will have my own to cook in savoury and sweet soups.

Bamboo Shoot Starting.
Bamboo Shoot Starting.

Oh, and yes we have bamboo shoots coming up. These will be ready in about a week. It sounds like fun when you are reading it off my blog but in actual fact, it is a whole sweaty morning of cutting, slicing and boiling. You really have to be dedicated to food to do all of this!

Munchkin and Grapes.
Munchkin and Grapes.

It is all indeed a labour of love. If I didn’t love cooking and eating so much, I honestly would not do all of this. For any people out there who dream of a self-sustainable farming existence, they need to first of all, ask themselves if they are prepared to spend at least 50% of their day planting, weeding, harvesting, preserving and preparing food. Because that is all it is about. When I first moved to Belize, there were a number of couples who also bought farms and wanted to grow their own food to some extent. One couple, who had more resources than us, even got a digger to mound up 5 feet high garden rows to grow vegetables. Their idea worked wonders and they had tonnes of vegetables…the only problem was that neither of them were willing to pick or cook any of them. At the time, one of them had remarked,

“…do you know what this place (Punta Gorda) really needs?  Yes, we need a “Drive Through” so that we can just pick up our meals…in and out…without having to wait around…

This was a serious comment but nevertheless, I found it hilarious and I still to this very day, it makes me chuckle. For me, the fact that there was no “Drive Through” was one of the reasons why I came to Belize!

In the end, they gave up on the garden idea and now mostly buy all the food in, despite having all the space and resources to plant their own food.

The lesson to be learned here is to realise your own real motivations and predilections because that is your real push to do things. Also, subsistence farming does not make you rich so if you are chasing the bucks, don’t even consider this type of living. If you are looking for food security and independence, then you might think about this as a worthwhile option.

Camera Problem!!

Munchkin.Another.Funny.ShotWe are now facing a slight problem with writing our posts.  Our camera has suddenly stopped working and it looks like it is going the usual way of “throw-away consumables.”  Now, this is really upsetting because the camera was  a gift and it was not cheap.  It has only lasted 18 months.  We are not the kind of people who like to throw away stuff to buy more gadgets to play with and throw again.  Plus, we are in Belize!!  I can not physically buy a brand new camera in Punta Gorda, I would have to drive two hours to Belmopan to get one.  Anyway, we tried the camera on my crappy phone (I am still using a flip phone whilst everyone now is onto the clunky, rectangular looking things) and it does work.  The only problem is that, for some unknown reason, we can not transfer pictures from the phone to the computer.  Possibly because Gnome uses Linux rather than Windows??  However, it does work the other way…pictures from computer to phone…but, that is of no help to us.   Arrrrghhh!!!

I don’t know if getting a new phone will change things…I  loathe to buy yet another gadget.  It is my philosophy to keep a mobile phone until it dies its natural death, usually a life-span of 2 years (how ridiculous).   I might be trying the pawn shop for a cheap camera!!

Here are some pictures that I saved up for a rainy day:

Caterpillars on African Tulip Tree.
Caterpillars on African Tulip Tree.

Poor Froggy!!  Must breed more in our buckets of water…

Snake Eating Frog.
Snake Eating Frog.

Let’s hope we come up with a solution because otherwise, you will just have to read my plain old words and imagine the pictures!

Doggy Rehabilitation.

Munchkin.Feeling.RightousI know…she looks kinda friendly and sweet but believe me, our Beatrice doggy has been quite a handful right from the get go.

Our Mad Doggie.
Our Mad Doggie.

We adopted her at age 1 from an old American lady in Punta Gorda (Ms. Letty).  Everyone knows Ms. Letty because she has been around for a long, long time and now she is one of these retired old, harmless ladies who likes to while away her hours on a recliner watching American sitcoms.  However, for reasons unknown to any of us (we have all speculated but can not find a logical answer) she acquired Beatrice as a puppy and wanted to raise her as a “house dog” in a her tiny, little house.  Ms. Letty also owns a chihuahua so we are not sure why she insisted upon having a rotweiller/pitbull as another house pet.  Anyway, the dog did not go according to plan since she ended up being energetic and feisty and far too big to be kept indoors.  I think Ms. Letty tried really hard to hold onto Beatrice (one year of doggy bouncy madness) but what really clinched it in the end, was when Beatrice started eating the house walls.

At this point, we decided that we needed a farm dog and Ms. Letty was very happy to let Beatrice come to us since we had a huge place for the dog to run around in.

I will not even attempt to paint a romantic picture of this dog.  She is a killer dog and she systematically killed one goose, five ducks and maimed one cat in the course of her time here.  She seldom responds to commands (maybe “sit” sometimes).  Otherwise, she is bouncing about, slobbering and whipping herself up into a killing frenzy for anything she can get her hands on.  You will not believe the number of chances we have given her and each time, her killing instinct gets the better of her.  In order to protect our animals, she is now regrettably tied up on a long chain and we take her on supervised walks (on the leash) through-out the day.

It is not a bad life for a dog on the farm but we would honestly like her to roam around freely without all these restrictions.

Beatrice is 3 years old now and we have decided to give it one more chance.  Well, we saved our pennies up and bought a dog training collar.  So far, we have been using it for 5 days only.  And, I am very glad to say that she is responding really well, just to the beeping noise.  She can respond to 4 commands already and she is behaving consistently.  We are so pleased with our doggie rehabilitation; we are going to continue commands on the leash for another two weeks and the next step will be “off the leash.”

She Can "Sit" Now!
She Can “Sit” Now!

Our ultimate hope is that she can run freely around the farm eventually.

Also, after that, we need to move onto Doggy Rehab 2 with Shaneeka, the guinea-pig stalker.  She also has quite a history but I will talk about her another time!

Shaneeka-Doggy, Guiinea-Pig Stalker.
Shaneeka-Doggy, Guiinea-Pig Stalker.

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