A Merry Christmas to you all from the Piggies at Paradise Pastures! Wishing everyone a Happy Festive Season and they are all looking forward to Christmas Pudding tomorrow..
Piggies Are Ready!
Message from Mayor Gnome:
“Happy Christmas Everyone!! And may all your dreams come true in the New Year!”
Mayor Gnome
“Get Ready Piggies For 2016…Gnome Buddy Does It Better!”
This story, all names, characters and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons, places, buildings and products is intended or should be inferred.
Hello Everyone!! Thank-you to the people who responded to my question Who is/was Jonas? Where they any good? It appears that I have not missed anything on our 10 year Internet hiatus in the jungles of Belize. For all those people who did not respond, I don’t think that you actually realised that it was a real question!
It appears that our cat has taken a special interest in our Jonas bags…or is it the black bin liner? Isn’t it funny that we post pictures of our cat much like the way people post pictures of their babies?
This is an MGNews special bringing you the most exhilarating and high velocity news from Paradise Pastures, a home for Paradise Piggies. Mayor Gnome took some time out today from his busy schedule to talk about the most special time of the day for him.
Toddler Tickling Time: 5pm Every Night.
Mayor Gnome.
MGNews: Good Evening Mayor Gnome. Thank-you for this exclusive interview. In this year’s election campaign, you had promised Toddler Tickling Time every night. How is this working out for you and the community?
Mayor Gnome: Oh yes, delightful. This is valuable time for me and I find the whole experience uplifting and joyful.
MGNews: What do you like most about it?
Mayor Gnome: Sharing with the community. All you need to do is to look into the eyes of one of these piggies and that is all you need.
MGNews: What kind of response have you received from the toddlers?
Mayor Gnome: Well they make a lot of squeaky noises which I take as a positive response!
Piggies Are Happy.
MGNews: Thank-you Mayor Gnome for sharing your thoughts with us.
This was a MGNews exclusive interview with Mayor Gnome. You better Belize it! We will leave you tonight with a gallery of toddlers from Paradise Piggies.
Cute Piggie.Friendly Piggies.We Love Toddler Tickling Time.Playful Piggie.Piggie!
We can’t help but love Mayor Gnome. Keep up the good work…and keep funding our network!
The pet soap is made from jackass bitters and neem leaf for control of fleas, ticks and mites without the use of strong chemicals. The Lime-Sulphur Pet Dip is used for more severe infestations of mange, fleas, ticks and ringworm.
Both products are safe to use on your pets. As you can see: our pets love Sulphur Dip Time!
Washing Dog with Sulphur Dip.Clean Cat.
For anyone who lives in Belize, outside of Punta Gorda, we can have these products delivered via Tropic Air. We also ship Internationally. Check out The Apothecary for more information and prices.
This is MGNews bringing the most sought after top news on the Paradise Piggies residing in the gated community known as Paradise Pastures. Last week, we had been informed of Mayor Gnome’s new dietary plan for the residents which was met with positive gurgling and munching noises. Well, there was only one small unforeseen problem…the coconut squares did not fit into the feeders.
Coconut Squares: New Yum Yums For Piggies.
Of course, our Mayor Gnome has come up with a great solution. He has scrapped all the piggie feeders and made the dining area into a cafeteria-style complex. Now, that’s what we call a classy resort for Piggies!
Classy Cafeteria.
The piggies are thrilled with this new up-beat modern way of dining.
Paradise Pastures. Jungle Style Resort.
Comments From Piggies:
Guinea Pigs at Paradise Pastures.
Matilda-Piggie: Weee Weee love the new dining room!
Gorgeous George-Piggie: There ain’t enough of them. We should all get our own coconut square…we still have to scrabble about in the cafeteria. Who does Mayor Gnome think he is kidding? This is still not silver service!
White Ratty-Piggie: Well apart from the toddlers piling on top of all of us, it is rather marvellous!
Well, Mayor Gnome is certainly developing Paradise Pastures into the most desirable Piggie Resort in Belize. His superior intellect and foresight shines through everytime!
This is an MGNews update on the Paradise Piggies. Mayor Gnome has just declared budget cuts for Paradise Pastures which means that the piggies will no longer be receiving their daily ration of cachorros (bite-size puppy food). In an effort to quell any possible riots or uprising, Mayor Gnome has adopted the aristocratic attitude of,
“Let them eat cake!”
Let Them Eat Cake!!
What does this mean. Pray tell us, Mayor Gnome…what are you up to?
Mayor Gnome has recruited the expertise of Chef Munchkin to bake a high protein, delicious cake for the Piggies.
Chef Munchkin has come up with a modification of her famous coconut squares and re-formularised them with less sugar, more fibre and high protein.
And what did the Piggies think of this change in diet? One large coconut square was placed in the middle of Paradise Pastures and the result was total and utter mayhem with three piggie pile-ups and gurgles-a-plenty. The cake was finished in 15.2 seconds flat.
Piggie Pile Up.
Paradise Piggies gave a resounding Thumbs Up to Yummy freshly baked Coconut Squares everyday!! What Paradise…Weeeeeeee!!!
I am sure you may have had your suspicions when you wonder how to two doctors can maintain a farm, do all the wiring, plumbing and mechanics, make apothecary products and also see patients. Surely, there must be The Brains behind the operation that is co-ordinating Da Gnome and Munchkin? Yes, today we reveal el jefe in his full glory:
Waiting to be chauffeur driven:
Cat Bossie.
Bossie supervising soap-making:
Cat Bossie.
El jefe deep in comtemplation over the structure and organisation of Casa Mascia:
Cat Bossie.
Do Not Disturb The Brains:
Da Boss.
Just a bit of fun and humour for a Tuesday night…
On a different note, here is something for a special friend of ours who is going through a difficult time.
Munchkin has chosen this heart-wrenching song for you and will cry along with you:
And Gnome has chosen this song for you. He will sing along with you too:
This is an MGNews Special to present a Farewell To Grandma Stumpy. Our lovely and wonderful Grandma Vanessa Stumpy passed away peacefully in her sleep on the 3rd of October 2015 at her home in Paradise Piggies. She died at the grand old age of 8 years old.
Grandma Stumpy.
Grandmas Stumpy is the Grandmother of all the piggies and she mothered generations upon generations of piggies on Paradise Pastures. She will be sorely missed by all. She was our Sunshine, she was the lovely piggie with a gorgeous heart of gold. We Love You Stumpy!!
Grandma Stumpy You Are The Best!!
The funeral was held today at Paradise Pastures. All the piggies gathered to pay their respect.
Grandma Stumpy Reception.
The Duckies and Goosie came to say their solemn farewell:
Quack Quack Farewell To Grandma Stumpy.
Mayor Gnome and Doctor Munchkin were in attendance at the funeral to send Grandma Stumpy off to Paradise Piggie Heaven.
A few words from Mayor Gnome:
” Farewell Grandma Stumpy. I promised you Freedom, Fresh Grass and Beyond. Make haste to the Kingdom of Paradise Piggies and we shall meet again one day in ‘Beyond.’ We Love You!“
Funeral Pyre For Grandma Stumpy.
This one is for Grandma Stumpy!! Please let us join in a Farewell with “The King” to help Grandma Stumpy along to her appointed place in Paradise Piggies Heaven.
Amazing grace, oh how sweet the sound That saved a wreck like me I once was lost, though now I’m found I was blind, but now I see When we’ve been there ten thousand years Bright shining as the sun We’ve no less days to sing God’s praise Then when, when we first begun Too many ages false and spent I have already hung This face and flock He saved us by His endless grace will leave me whole Amazing grace, oh how sweet the sound To save a wreck like me I once was lost, but now I’m found I was blind, but now I see
YOU won’t believe it!! WE can’t believe it!! MGNews PrimeTime Sunday brings you an exclusive news flash.
Mayor Gnome has changed his campaign!! The day before the Mayoral Elections, no less!!
Here it is guys:
THIS IS A PAID ADVERT!!!
Freedom, Fresh Grass and Beyond!
MAYOR GNOME PROMISES: FREEDOM, FRESH GRASS AND BEYOND.
I Guarantee 5pm Tickling Time For All Toddlers!
MAYOR GNOME PROMISES: 5PM TICKLING TIME FOR ALL PIGGIE TODDLERS EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR!!
Well, this certainly is a change of heart from Mayor Gnome. Tough love has been replaced by promise of love and fresh air. Mayor Gnome had done a complete U-turn!!
It looks like GOOD prevailed and Mayor Gnome has won the battle against EVIL!
MGNews PrimeTime Sunday. What a whizz…we can’t get enough of this election. This is awesome beyond all proportions. Out of this world!!
