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It's Mushroom Time…

Munchkin.Back.View

With the heavy rains in July, we have had lots of wild mushrooms popping up on the farm.  The Stinkhorn otherwise known as bamboo pith or bamboo fungus (Phallus indusiatus) has been  a common one for us.  These are edible and we are perfectly happy to eat them.  I say this because I have seen strange looks from Non-Asian people who look too frightened to try this epicurean delight.

These mushrooms start off as an egg-shaped structure, commonly known as “Witches’ Eggs.”

Stinkhorn Egg.
Stinkhorn Egg.

You can pick them at this stage to eat; once cooked, they have a gooey texture.  They are alright (not great) if you are feeling adventurous…best pan-fried with onions and garlic.

Asian people eat the mushrooms at this stage when they become erect and rather phallic looking.  In the Asian Market, they are cultivated and sold dehydrated.

Stinkhorn.
Stinkhorn.
Stinkhorn.
Stinkhorn.

You can stir-fry them and put them in stews and soups.  Go on then…do something different today and find some of these lovely specimens in Toledo and cook them up for dinner!!  They are supposed to be an aphrodisiac!

Thank-you Mango Tree!

Our Mangoes.
Our Mangoes.

We had the pleasure of our first bearing mango tree this year and it was wonderful!  We ate mangoes non-stop for 4 weeks!!  This type of mango, that we have on our farm is the smooth, hairless (sans fibre) kind with a taste reminiscent of syrupy canned peaches.

Mangoes.
Mangoes.
Mangoes On Tree.
Mangoes On Tree.

We enjoyed our last big bowl of mangoes today.  For a treat, we drizzled Lemongrass Elixir to give it extra oomph!!

Boozy Mangoes:

Mangoes.
Mangoes.

A Big Thank you to our Mango Tree!!

Hello Again!!

Together.on.Couch

It is really had to start back on writing the Blog after this hiatus; it is actually easier to write everyday as you get into the rhythm of writing.  Oh well, let’s try again!!

It’s been raining almost everyday so we have had to resort to indoor activities.  We managed to get a new hand-cranked pasta maker that is a lot sturdier than the last one.  The last one was a disaster for USD $25.00; it was a Made In China piece of evil terribleness which didn’t survive past the first crank!

“Evil Terribleness!!”

Yum.Yum.Gnome

We’ve been experimenting with all sorts of wonderful and exotic ingredients including cacao butter, chocolate, banana flour and miso with great results.  Here are few pictures to show what we have managed to crank.  Thank goodness this machine is still going past the 20th crank (yay!!).  Gnome said,

“Well.  It’s because this one is made in Italy of course!”

Gnome.with.Staff

Pasta Noodle Making:

Miso Noodles.
Miso Noodles.
Fresh Chocolate Pasta Noodles.
Fresh Chocolate Pasta Noodles.
No.3 Miso Noodles.
No.3 Miso Noodles.
Banana Flour Noodles.
Banana Flour Noodles.

Cooked Home-Made noodles Chinese Style:

Cooked Noodles.
Cooked Noodles.

What a delight to have a machine that actually works.  This means a lot when you are in a Belize because there is no Amazon 24 hour delivery…if we need anything from overseas, it is usually a 3 to 6 month wait!  This one was worth the wait…

It’s So Bushy!!

TogetherWith all the rains from the last two weeks or so, everything is bushy again!!  The grass is growing…needs another mow…oh no, more work!

Here are some pictures;

This one was shot with a “fishbowl effect” just for fun!

The Farm.
The Farm.

We are getting lemons again this year and it looks like it will be a bumper crop…

Lemon Blossoms.
Lemon Blossoms.
Young Lemons.
Young Lemons.

Lots of fresh callaloo to pick…

Basket Of Callaloo.
Basket Of Callaloo.

African oil palm seeds…the piggies love these:

African Oil Palm.
African Oil Palm.

And this one is lemongrass; great for tea and to flavour food.

Lemongrass.
Lemongrass.

Moonday Madness.

More.Munchkin.Eyes

It’s Monday; dull and gray and it’s the full moon!  I can feel the frenzy…or perhaps it is the strong cup of Yorkshire tea I had this morning.

Yorkshire Tea.
Yorkshire Tea.

Well this certainly a cuppa that hits the spot…Gnome also agrees because he felt the whizzy feeling with it today.

feeling Whizzy?
feeling Whizzy?

For all you British connoisseurs out there, there is a couple in Cayo (Britishfoodsbelize.com) who are selling British goodies.

British Goodies.
British Goodies.

This is the Munchkin Selection but there is a whole load of stuff on the website.  If you are familiar with these products you probably be saying “Ahhhh!” and “Oooohh!”

Gnome was quite funny when he said,

“I recognise all of these from Singapore!”

Cacao Butter Cookies.

Munchkin.Eating.BunOoooooh…look at these…Cacao Butter Cookies made from Cacao Butter and topped with whole roasted Balam (Mayan White Cacao) beans.  There is not much to say except…yum!!  And, look at my gallery of pictures to entice your senses and fill yourself with the wonders of cacao.

Cacao Butter Cookies.
Cacao Butter Cookies.
Cacao Butter.
Cacao Butter.
Balam Fruit.
Balam Fruit.

The pulp was removed from the balam beans, sun-dried and then roasted whole.  The paler ones were lightly roasted and the darker ones were medium roasted.

Cacao Butter Cookies with Roasted Beans Behind.
Cacao Butter Cookies with Roasted Beans Behind.

Blowing Hot And Cold!

Munchkin.Another.Funny.Shot

What a weird day for weather…one minute it was dull and grey and then the next minute it was hot and sunny.   And it was so blustery. Make up your mind!!  To add to all this, the power was going on and off.  As soon as it switched on, I would get up to try to get something done and when it went off, I had to sit down again.  It was like musical chairs!!  Arrrghhhh!!!

Gnome had a better attitude; well, at least he was in a better mood by the end of day even although we both had an unproductive day.

“I am going to sit here and not move.”

Glowing.Gnome

Well, I guess we are not all as spiritually enlightened as the Gnome!!  Despite the ups and downs, the farm is our constancy…still producing lots of lovely stuff;

Wax Apples.
Wax Apples.
Mangoes.
Mangoes.
Habanero.
Habanero.

Hope the weather makes up its mind tomorrow!!

Musk Melon And Mayan Passion Fruit Agar.

Munchkin.Drinking

This is an easy  and delicious cooling dessert and it’s made from the bit that you usually throw away when you cut a musk melon.

Musk Melon.
Musk Melon.

This is what you do:

Scoop out the seeds of the musk melon and rub it through a sieve with a plastic spoon.  You will end up with some thick sweet-tasting musk melon pulp.

Musk Melon Seeds.
Musk Melon Seeds.

Meanwhile boil 10gm of Agar in 900mls (1 quart) of water.  You can buy agar from Chinese Super-markets or Health Food Shops.

Packet of Agar.
Packet of Agar.
Dissolving Agar.
Dissolving Agar.

Once the agar has dissolved, mix in the melon pulp. I also added passion fruit pulp with seeds.   I used the wild Mayan Passion Fruit, Kun Batz…how’s that for something special!

Kun Batz.
Kun Batz.

Refrigerate for about an hour and enjoy!  This is a healthy alternative to a cream bun.  😉

Musk Melon Agar Dessert.
Musk Melon Agar Dessert.

Banana Flour Porridge!

Banana Porridge.
Banana Porridge.

I have written about the making of  banana flour in previous posts and our main reason for doing this was for preservation.  From a completely practical point of view, if you are going to go through the trouble of processing (grating, drying and grinding), it is really important that you actually like eating it!

Home-made Banana Flour.
Home-made Banana Flour.

Hmmm….we were very dubious initially after making a banana flour pizza made from a recipe found on the Internet.  The recipe called for 4 cups of banana flour and when I  baked it in the oven, it came out like  stiff card-board…let’s say that if you threw it at somebody you could cause bodily harm.  We valiantly  put toppings on it and ate it like a pizza.

The next morning…and a few days after…we were totally constipated…

Together.Munchkin.Annoyed

We then decided to do the math:

4 cups of flour is equal to 32 bananas

therefore, we ate the equivalent of 16 bananas each in one sitting.

Imagine eating 16 bananas all at once!  And worse still, without the water content of each banana!

This of course results in constipation!

Anyway, after that escapade, I was in no mood to make anything with this flour!   A few weeks later, I decided to use it up and make dog food …I didn’t even think about it…I just put a cup of flour in a pot of water and let it boil.  It actually came out like a nice porridge. Much to Gnome’s dismay, the tasty looking porridge was for the dogs and not for us:

“What do you mean it’s for the dogs?!!”

Its For The Dogs?
Its For The Dogs?

Since then, I have formulated the Banana Flour Porridge as follows:

1/2 cup of banana flour

1 quart (900mls) of water

1 can of sweetcorn (optional)

1 tbsp sugar

Pinch of salt

Place ingredients in a pot and stir on medium flame ( about 7 to 10 minutes) until the porridge thickens.  Can be eaten hot or cold.

This serves 2 people.  Yes, 1/2 cup of flour = 8 bananas!  So, each serving is four bananas.  The result: tasty meal and happily non-constipated!

Catch Up.

Munchkin.RunningThe Flood Flies finally came last night and we were ready with Protocol Flood Flies still in place.  Lock down started at 4pm and everyone (including the animals) were fed and watered by 5pm.  Last minute shower and into the bedroom quick smart.  Lights out!  This morning, there was still some evidence of flood flies with their wings but not as much as previous years.  Switching the lights off to reduce numbers really works and this year, I am actually not suffering from Post Traumatic Flood Flies Syndrome.  Usually with the after-math of winged chaos, I am reduced to a depressed, quivering wreck armed with a vacuum cleaner in one hand and a snotty tissue in the other.

Phew…it’s all good!  And so with rains come the planting.  Gnome has bee planting sorghum:

Planting Sorghum.
Planting Sorghum.
Sorghum.
Sorghum.

We have planted more of the “brain” (Amorphophallus paeonilfolius) out:

Triple Brain.
Triple Brain.

Oh and Gnome has been cutting more houses for Coco-Prune Resort…there has been a sales boom and all the piggies want a luxury condo.  Don’t try this at home guys…the table saw is done broke so Gnome is using a circular saw on a steel drum!!  I know…cringe!!

Cutting Gutters On A Drum.
Cutting Gutters On A Drum.

But the Piggies want their million dollar condos!   It was the Spa and Yoga that sold it!

Piggie Condos.
Piggie Condos.