Category Archives: Belize

New Pictures.

Here are some new pictures from the farm taken by Gnome!  He has made improvements in leaps and bounds in his photography…his former pictures used to be blurry and out of focus.  Hmmm…maybe it is because he changed his glasses?!

This is Redhead (Hamelia patens) which is known for its natural medicinal properties; The flowers, leaves and stems are boiled in water and skin conditions such as wounds, sores, rash and insect bites are bathed in the decoction. Furthermore, the oral consumption of the decoction of the flowers and leaves is supposed to relieve menstrual cramps.

Redhead Berries Forming.
Redhead Berries Forming.

The berries from this plant are also edible…get them before the birds!

Red Head Flower Buds.
Red Head Flower Buds.

Ear mushrooms (Auricularia auricular); these wild mushrooms are edible and much loved by Asians.  Great in stews and stir-frys.

Ear Mushroom.
Ear Mushroom.
Ear Mushrooms.
Ear Mushrooms.

A beautiful ornamental.  These produce seedpods that resemble  woody roses.

Hawaiin Baby Woodrose.
Hawaiin Baby Woodrose.

Thanks For The Smiggle Bag!

Smiggle Bag.
Smiggle Bag.

A Big Thank-you to Ruri-chan for a late Christmas gift all the way from Singapore! Just arrived in Belize last week and it was a lovely surprise to open up a box of pressies at the post office.  As usual, I had to go through the rigmarole of opening up the package in front of the Postal Worker.

When I opened up the box with the extremely blunt knife, the worker looked at this funny looking purple case and said, “What’s that?”

Munchkin.BossieI confidently said in an even tone,

“It’s a Smiggle Bag.”

He shifted slightly, coughed politely and said,

“Yes it’s a Smiggle Bag.”

He wrote “Smiggle Bag” on the customs form and then waved me out of the postal room.  Outside the post office I just cracked up laughing because neither of us had a clue what a smiggle bag was but yet we both insisted on pretending that we knew what it was!

I had to do a Google Search on Smiggle Bag and “Smiggle” is actually an Australian based retail store that sells well, Smiggle stationery!

Thanks for the Smiggle Bag!!

Ruri.Chan.Eating.Pokky

Casa Mascia Products At The Pharmacy.

Pharmacy.on.Market.StreetJust writing to let you know that NJV Pharmacy on Front Street, Punta Gorda has stocked up on our Casa Mascia products.  A Big Thank-you to the Vernons for continuing to support locally-made natural products.  You will find our usual goodies including Copal Medicinal Soap, Oil and Ointment, Lemongrass Insect Repellents, a selection of our Massage Oils and lots more!

Massage Oils.
Massage Oils.
Copal Medicinal  Oil.
Copal Medicinal Oil.
Lemongrass Insect Repellent Balm.
Lemongrass Insect Repellent Balm.

After The Hurricane.

Together.Sea.of.TranquilityHello There!!  We made it through the hurricane; just some light drizzles and no damage on the farm.  We are really grateful that everything was okay down here.  Our hopes and well wishes go out to the rest of the country.

Hurricane Alert!

TogetherIt’s the quiet before the storm; we  are preparing for Tropical Storm/ Hurricane Earl.  This one is really for friends and family because communications may be down for the next couple of days.  Well, we have everything boarded up, kerosene lights ready and plenty of food.  I baked a whole tonne of bread today too!  Gnome will hold a special meeting with the fowl this afternoon to remind them to keep their feet firmly planted on the ground…with demonstrations!  Got to get some humour in it otherwise we could easily whip ourselves up into a frenzy!!  Good Luck to all of us in this position!

Swaying Bamboo Technique.

Giant.Green.BambooWe have had heavy rains and we are surrounded by a sea of water, the Jacinto River is up and there are flood signs everywhere.  The river floods onto our road every year and it looks like this occurrence is imminent.  In addition to all this, the truck is behaving dodgy (oh how technical of me!) and the two tonne front gate is still done broke.  In other words we are on forced house arrest!

There was a downpour lastnight so we couldn’t even get anything done on the farm.  I was so frustrated and said to Gnome today:

“Aaaaaargh…the weather refuses to cooperate!  Everything is conspiring against us!”

Munchkin Sick and Feeling Sorry for Herself!

Gnome replied with an enigmatic smile:

“My dear, we must sway like the bamboo…learn to bend like the limbs of the bamboo…be flexible!” 

Gnome.Another.Look.GreenIn response to this, I lifted my arms up in the air and flailed them from side to side.  Testily I said,

“Is that it???!!!  I don’t feel any better!!”

Munchkin.Another.Funny.ShotGnome:

“No dear you are not doing it right…you need to smile while you are swaying.”

This the Gnome-Style Swaying Bamboo Technique.

Funny Mango Story!!

Together.Pointing

A couple of weeks ago, when we were in the height of mango season, we chanced across somebody on the street selling huge bags of these black mangoes.  They are hairy, very juicy and loved by Belizeans.  When you eat these, you are expected to eat about 10 to 20 in one sitting because they are so delicious and very messy to eat; no point in dribbling mango juice down your front and elbows for less.

Black Mangoes.
Black Mangoes.

Anyway, a while later, we met a friend and hailed him down.  We grabbed a couple of these mangoes, that we had bought, and presented them to him as a gift.

Unexpectedly, he gave us a sideways suspicious look and he said cautiously,

“Where did you get these from?”

Before we had time to answer he said,

“Did you get them for a drunk Spanish guy?”

We nodded our heads in unison…in our heads we were thinking…yeah the guy kinda couldn’t walk in a straight line and had slurred speech!

Together.Talking.Horses

The friend picked a mango and scrutinized it,

“These are my mangoes!!  That guy is selling my mangoes!!”

Then he suddenly stopped and laughed, realised the humour of the whole situation and said,

“Ha-Ha!!  You guys are giving me back my own mangoes!!  No, no take them!!  I have plenty at home!!”

We all had a good laugh about it and then we drove back home to feast on the black mangoes…guilt-free!!

It's Mushroom Time…

Munchkin.Back.View

With the heavy rains in July, we have had lots of wild mushrooms popping up on the farm.  The Stinkhorn otherwise known as bamboo pith or bamboo fungus (Phallus indusiatus) has been  a common one for us.  These are edible and we are perfectly happy to eat them.  I say this because I have seen strange looks from Non-Asian people who look too frightened to try this epicurean delight.

These mushrooms start off as an egg-shaped structure, commonly known as “Witches’ Eggs.”

Stinkhorn Egg.
Stinkhorn Egg.

You can pick them at this stage to eat; once cooked, they have a gooey texture.  They are alright (not great) if you are feeling adventurous…best pan-fried with onions and garlic.

Asian people eat the mushrooms at this stage when they become erect and rather phallic looking.  In the Asian Market, they are cultivated and sold dehydrated.

Stinkhorn.
Stinkhorn.
Stinkhorn.
Stinkhorn.

You can stir-fry them and put them in stews and soups.  Go on then…do something different today and find some of these lovely specimens in Toledo and cook them up for dinner!!  They are supposed to be an aphrodisiac!

Still stuck!

Munchkin.Puffed.Face

Interesting that we are still stuck on the farm but for other reasons this time.  About a week ago, half the gate fell over; it’s a really heavy gate made from sturdy hardwood but unfortunately the post has been destroyed by termites.  We didn’t see this happening because the termites had cleverly burrowed into the wood and were digesting the wood from the inside…on the outside it looked perfectly normal.

The gates can be moved with brute Gnome strength and so any trip out entails the moving of a tonne of wood back and forth.

So we have had to think seriously about taking trips out of the farm…basically no joy rides or “…let’s go out and get something quickly.”

The Gate.
The Gate.

So the other day, just in good humour, I said to Gnome:

“Darling, we have run out of sugar to put in our tea.”

Munchkin.Funny.Look.Yet.Another

Gnome replied rather facetiously with,
“Well, would you like me to move a 2 tonne gate and run out to get a cup of sugar for you, my dear!”

Gnome.Face

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