Still messing around with SEO (Search Engine Optimization) Whatsits. Today was really tedious because I had to delete all 824 pages of old blog posts and pages…one at a time…because it would not let me delete in bulk. Phew…it was totally brain-numbing and my head is spinning!! I had to remove the old blog because apparently you can get penalised by the search engines for duplication of information. Anyway, it’s done!! As a reminder, new blog is at blog.casamascia.com and apothecary is at https://casamascia.com/
After I had finished, Gnome decided to throw a bit of humour into the situation by saying,
“Oh Dearest…I have a Gnome Operation SEO for you….”
Munchkin none to pleased with the thought of more Internet work:
We started making soap because we were both fed up with the quality of shop-bought soap. The bars that we bought were a funny pink colour with an artificial rose scent. We didn’t think much of the well-known brands either because they all smelled of unnatural fragrances and dried out the skin. And so we decided to embark on the making of our own soap…at that time we did not have Internet on the farm and had to conduct our research at the Internet Cafe in town.
Our purpose was to make a good soap for us to use instead of having the buy the poor quality supermarket stuff. The properties that we sought for in our home-made soap was a good lather and a moisturising bar with natural scent.
Generally speaking, soap is made from oil/fat and lye. The oil/fat lends the qualities and properties to a soap bar and so we started off by experimenting with anything that we could find off the supermarket shelf. We tried everything from shortening, to lard and a whole plethora of vegetable oils.
These attempts were a great learning experience: shortening was actually okay but the lard soap actually smelled quite piggy!! We came out of the shower smelling like we had smothered ourselves in bacon!! The vegetable oil made a soft moisturising bar but disintegrated very quickly into bits.
At the time, we were also making coconut oil and selling it to the lady at Punta Gorda market. It was a slow, laborious process of grating, boiling and stirring. We spent many full days setting up a fire (with coconut husks) and stirring our pot of coconut oil together under the shade of the coconut palms. It was a very significant time, when we tried to seek meaning in our lives, after extricating ourselves from the rushing urgency and pressures of our previous lives as medical doctors.
I remember making a test batch of coconut oil soaps and eagerly waiting for the results. When soap is made in this way ie. not commercially, the soap needs time to “cure” and this can take anything from 3 months or longer. The longer you wait, the better…it is like a fine wine. Anyway, after waiting 3 months, we tried this soap and discovered that it had all the properties that we were looking far. It lathered well, did not dry out the skin and the natural scent was lovely. The skin felt so clean and smooth.
This was the perfect recipe and we were using our own coconuts from the farm!
Our soaps are still made from this original coconut oil recipe. In addition to this, we have created Medicinal Soaps and Chocolate Soaps.
We are still working on the Apothecary Website…aaargh!!! It is never-ending and I just spent the afternoon filling my brain with articles on SEO (Search Engine Optimization). Aaaargh again!! I got in a bit of a strop and whined to Gnome:
“Aarrgh!!! Nothing is straight-forward!!!”
Wise Gnome looked at me and smiled,
“It’s not just about using whatsits like Meta Keywords, Meta Tags and Meta Descriptions my dear.”
Gnome continued,
“Our Apothecary is All About the Stories. There is a story behind every single product that we have created and invented together…”
“…go forth Munchkin and tell the stories behind each of our magical, herbal creations!!”
The weather starts off kinda sunny and cheery in the morning and then by about early afternoon, black clouds move in and there is a huge downpour. At least that has been the weather pattern for the last few days. It ends up being really cold and miserable…reminds of good old Scottish weather!
Anyway, we all need to keep on going despite the greyness. Here are some pictures from the farm taken on better sunnier days. This one looks a bit startled but honestly, this is a happy, gurgling guinea pig:
Geese are fine with the rains and don’t really know what all the fuss is about:
Duckies: What’s Munchkin upset about? This is Paradise….
Hello Everyone, I better keep on writing because ever since we changed hosts, our viewing stats have virtually gone to zero. We are lucky if we even get 2 views in a day! Just a quickie this time to thank our Singapore connection for the packages of special Asian food. This time, we got Matcha (green tea) KitKats!! I tell you…if you ever have one of these Japanese specialty KitKats, the ordinary milk chocolate/dark chocolate/even white chocolate do not compare!!
Also, a Big Thank-you for all the other wonderful stuff including the lovely mooncakes, teh tarek and sambal belachan. What a treat!!
Hey guys, we have been compiling a whole bunch of new product pictures for the online apothecary (it is coming soon!!). We don’t have any photography studios in Toledo (Belize) or for that matter, in the middle of the jungle, where we live, so we had to come up with a “light box” made out of a cardboard box and table lamps. Check this out:
Here are some nice pictures of our New Chocolate Artisan Soaps. These ones are our Dark Chocolate Range. The dark violet hues of the cacao have come out really well in the light box! 🙂
Gnome is mixing bitumen, his newly discovered favourite thick liquid. And why, may I ask? He says it is waterproof and works better than burn oil (old crank case engine oil that locals use to protect wood from rot and termites). Also, Gnome says it is black and shiny and satisfying to apply (Yippee!!).
Oh, and what is Munchkin doing?? Hmmmm…cleaning the infamous barrel of course…
I am sure the suspense is getting to everyone by now…what is this mystery barrel for anyway? I should conclude this soon before you all get annoyed with me dragging this one out…Ha-Ha!!
So, Gnome has been appearing and disappearing inside a 55 gallon barrel for a few days and he won’t tell me what he is up to. This morning, I found him coming out of the barrel with a silicone gun in his hand. Caught in the act…of what though??
He came out of the barrel and gave an enigmatic smile. This is what he said:
“Okay, Munchkin I am charging you with the Munchkin job of cleaning the inside of the barrel!”
Munchkin reply: “I wasn’t aware that a Munchkin’s job was to clean the inside of barrels. Hmmmm….I need to check Wikipedia for the list of approved Munchkin jobs…”
What is this Secret Gnome Stuff?? And now he’s making Munchkin clean the barrel. So the friendly banter continues with Munchkin and Gnome and you are probably wondering…are these guys for real?
Hello!! Yes we are still messing around with our website and trying to get the shop up and running. Most of the links should be working now on the Blog.
Just in case you think we are getting “square eyes” staring at a computer screen all day, here’s an amusing picture to show that Gnome is still messing around on the farm. Gnome in a barrel…
Munchkin: “Gnome, what are you doing in the barrel?”
Gnome: “Secret Gnome Stuff…”
What’s Gnome up to?? Got to wait for the next thrilling instalment!! Never a dull moment on the farm…yes, live vicariously through the magical lives of Munchkin and Gnome…Ha-Ha!!