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The Perfect Chips!!

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When I say Chips, I mean fried potato cut into chunks like what you get in the Fish ‘n Chip shop in Glasgow.  Some people call them french fries but that has connotations of skinny fried potatoes.  I mean chunks!

I got this idea from watching an anime about a young chef trying to create innovative meals and in one particular episode he was cooking potatoes in a bamboo steamer.  The reason behind is that you get perfectly cooked potatoes without the sogginess associated with boiling them.  So, I tried this method too but took it a step further to make chips:

Steaming Potatoes.
Steaming Potatoes.

They just need to be steamed for 15 to 20 minutes until they are tender but still firm.  Switch off the heat and allow to cool down.  At this point, they are dry and ready to be fried.  Simply fry the chips at about 400F (200C) until nicely browned.  Double fry if you want it extra crispy…this is another anime tip…just scoop the fried potato and hold it over the oil in a wire basket for 30 seconds (letting the oil drain) and then re-immerse in cooking oil for the second fry.

Ooooh…look at this:

Fried Chips.
Fried Chips.

Just like Glasgow…but serve with a wedge of lime for some Belizean flair.  Otherwise, if you want to be traditional, smothered in tomato ketchup and malted vinegar!

Operation: SEO!!

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Still messing around with SEO (Search Engine Optimization) Whatsits.  Today was really tedious because I had to delete all 824 pages of old blog posts and pages…one at a time…because it would not let me delete in bulk.  Phew…it was totally brain-numbing and my head is spinning!!  I had to remove the old blog because apparently you can get penalised by the search engines for duplication of information.  Anyway, it’s done!!  As a reminder, new blog is at blog.casamascia.com and apothecary is at https://casamascia.com/

After I had finished, Gnome decided to throw a bit of humour into the situation by saying,

“Oh Dearest…I have a Gnome Operation SEO for you….”

Gnome with Enigmatic Smile.
Gnome with Enigmatic Smile.

Munchkin none to pleased with the thought of more Internet work:

“…Hmmmm????”

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“Sausages, Eggs and Onions!!”

Yum.Yum.Gnome

Ha-Ha!!!!

Stories Are Important.

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We are still working on the Apothecary Website…aaargh!!!  It is never-ending and I just spent the afternoon filling my brain with articles on SEO (Search Engine Optimization).  Aaaargh again!!  I got in a bit of a strop and whined to Gnome:

“Aarrgh!!!  Nothing is straight-forward!!!”

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Wise Gnome looked at me and smiled,

“It’s not just about using whatsits like Meta Keywords, Meta Tags and Meta Descriptions my dear.”

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Gnome continued,

“Our Apothecary is All About the Stories.  There is a story behind every single product that we have created and invented together…”

“…go forth Munchkin and tell the stories behind each of our magical, herbal creations!!”

The Magic of Munchkin and Gnome.
The Magic of Munchkin and Gnome.

“…and quit whining!!!”

Munchkin: “Okay!!  Stories will start tomorrow!!”

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Cold And Miserable Out Here!!

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The weather starts off kinda sunny and cheery in the morning and then by about early afternoon, black clouds move in and there is a huge downpour.  At least that has been the weather pattern for the last few days.  It ends up being really cold and miserable…reminds of good old Scottish weather!

Anyway, we all need to keep on going despite the greyness.  Here are some pictures from the farm taken on better sunnier days.  This one looks a bit startled but honestly, this is a happy, gurgling guinea pig:

Cheery Guinea Pig.
Cheery Guinea Pig.

Geese are fine with the rains and don’t really know what all the fuss is about:

Who Are You Looking At?
Who Are You Looking At?

Duckies: What’s Munchkin upset about?  This is Paradise….

Duckies.
Duckies.

Chocolate Soap Pictures.

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Hey guys, we have been compiling a whole bunch of new product pictures for the online apothecary (it is coming soon!!).  We don’t have any photography studios in Toledo (Belize) or for that matter, in the middle of the jungle, where we live, so we had to come up with a “light box” made out of a cardboard box and table lamps.  Check this out:

Light Box For Taking Photographs In The Jungle.
Light Box For Taking Photographs In The Jungle.

Here are some nice pictures of our New Chocolate Artisan Soaps.  These ones are our Dark Chocolate Range.  The dark violet hues of the cacao have come out really well in the light box!  🙂

Dark Chocolate Soaps.
Dark Chocolate Soaps.
Dark Chocolate Artisan Soaps.
Dark Chocolate Artisan Soaps.

Photographs taken in our “Jungle Studio.”

Munchkin Jobs…

Gnome revealed the mystery of the 55 gallon barrel at last.  Over a cup of morning tea, Gnome said rather nonchalantly,

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“Oh by the way, I am going to make liquid soap and fill the barrel up with it.”

Munchkin: “Why?”

Gnome: “I calculated that a whole drum would last us about 7.5 years so I thought we would stock up!”

Then he quickly added,

“Oh, and Munchkin, since there is so much, you can sell try selling it too!!  I am now charging you with the responsibility of selling liquid soap…”

Munckin: “Hmmm…”

Gnome: “Yes, Marketing Munchkin, go and do your job!!”

Munchkin: “Since when did marketing become a Munchkin job…along with cleaning the inside of barrels?”

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Gnome: “Will you stop pulling that funny face and get on with it , my dear?”

Okay guys, we have lots (a whole barrel) of coconut castile soap for sale.  Buy our organic, hand-made soap, it’s great stuff…shop opening soon!!

Castile Soap.
Castile Soap.

Gnome: “I think you have to try a bit better than that, my dear but keep on trying!!”

A Typical Day on the Farm.

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Whilst the cat is sleeping with the potatoes,

Cat With Potatoes.
Cat With Potatoes.

Gnome is mixing bitumen, his newly discovered favourite thick liquid.  And why, may I ask?  He says it is waterproof and works better than burn oil (old crank case engine oil that locals use to protect wood from rot and termites).  Also, Gnome says it is black and shiny and satisfying to apply (Yippee!!).

Mixing Bitumen.
Mixing Bitumen.

Oh, and what is Munchkin doing??  Hmmmm…cleaning the infamous barrel of course…

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I am sure the suspense is getting to everyone by now…what is this mystery barrel for anyway?  I should conclude this soon before you all get annoyed with me dragging this one out…Ha-Ha!!

Gnome in a Barrel Part 2.

So, Gnome has been appearing and disappearing inside a 55 gallon barrel for a few days and he won’t tell me what he is up to.  This morning, I found him coming out of the barrel with a silicone gun in his hand.  Caught in the act…of what though??

Gnome in a Barrel.
Gnome in a Barrel.

He came out of the barrel and gave an enigmatic smile.  This is what he said:

“Okay, Munchkin I am charging you with the Munchkin job of cleaning the inside of the barrel!”

Gnome with Enigmatic Smile.
Gnome with Enigmatic Smile.

Munchkin reply: “I wasn’t aware that a Munchkin’s job was to clean the inside of barrels.  Hmmmm….I need to check Wikipedia for the list of approved Munchkin jobs…”

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What is this Secret Gnome Stuff??   And now he’s making Munchkin clean the barrel.  So the friendly banter continues with Munchkin and Gnome and you are probably wondering…are these guys for real?

What’s Happening?

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Hello!!  Yes we are still messing around with our website and trying to get the shop up and running.  Most of the links should be working now on the Blog.

Just in case you think we are getting “square eyes” staring at a computer screen all day, here’s an amusing picture to show that Gnome is still messing around on the farm.  Gnome in a barrel…

Gnome in a Barrel.
Gnome in a Barrel.

Munchkin: “Gnome, what are you doing in the barrel?”

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Gnome: “Secret Gnome Stuff…”

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What’s Gnome up to??  Got to wait for the next thrilling instalment!!  Never a dull moment on the farm…yes, live vicariously through the magical lives of Munchkin and Gnome…Ha-Ha!!

Save The Birdies!!

Our Internet has been a bit dodgy for the last two months or so; it is on and then suddenly it goes off (for minutes, sometimes hours) and then it comes on again.  This is because a tree fell on top of the antenna a couple of months ago.  And it is still there!  Now you are probably wondering why we haven’t removed the tree already…well, it is because a bird has built a nest on the fallen tree. Gnome saw the cute little twittering bird feeding a a whole bunch of little twittering birdies (you can tell that we are not “birders” because the only birds we can actually name are toucans and parrots) and so he came back into the house with his un-used chainsaw.  He said:

“We must save the birdies!”

Gnome.Star.BackgroundThe Gnome has spoken.  That’s why we have dodgy Internet right now!!