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I found King Alfred’s Balls!

 Munchkin.Face.DarkToday Gnome and I found some new mushrooms on our land.  Gnome is the expert on fungus and can usually make spot identifications; and so, when he exclaimed that we had found “King Alfred’s Balls”, I responded with glee because it was such an amusing name.

"King Alfred's Balls"
“King Alfred’s Balls”

I did an Internet search on King Alfred’s Balls and came up with nothing.  After an extended search, I finally found the actual name of the mushroom was “King Alfred’s Cakes” or Crampball”.  The Gnome had the right identification but he mixed up both of the common names!  Anyway, it is interesting because I could not find any documentation of the mushroom ever being found in Central America; records show that it has been found in Europe, Northern America and Australia.  This may be the first spotting of King Alfred’s Cakes in Belize!

Daldinia sp.
Daldinia sp.

The mushrooms feel like rocks to the touch and when you actually cut into them, they are black on the inside and have the consistency of charcoal.  Apparently, when King Alfred was hiding away in the countryside during the war, he was given the task of tending to the cakes in the oven.  He forgot (or fell asleep, or something) and the cakes ended up resembling charred balls.  The other common name is actually due to the fact that it was once a belief that if you carried these mushrooms under your arms, they would alleviate cramps.

These mushrooms are inedible (boo-hoo! No recipes for this one!).  They can actually be used as tinder and can be used just like charcoal.

After all this, Gnome still insists that King Alfred’s Balls is a much better name!

The Trouble With Grapefruit.

I haven’t written a meal related article for a while.  Well, it is because I have been having a bit of trouble with grapefruit.  Straight after the Tangerine Marathon, the grapefruits started raining down.

Well the trouble started with trying to convert to a grapefruit only diet first of all…at the time, it seemed like a good idea (well, before we actually started).  Anyway, I maxed out at only four grapefruits a day because I was eating the skin and pith around the flesh and it turned out to give me digestive problems.  It started off with gastritis, a bit of abdominal spasm and then bountiful flatulence.  It was not very amusing…I can tell you that.

Anyway, I am not one to give up on food so then I started eating only the pulp of the grapefruit.  This meant that I had to painstakingly remove skin, pith and pips and with this tedious activity, I maxed out at two grapefruits a day.

I next tried to incoporate grapefruit pulp into all our main meals.  It is actually okay used as a side serving with the mean meal in place of the vegetables.  It is especially good with a fatty meal as the citrus helps to cut through the grease.  However, the common yellow grapefruit is not particularly photogenic and the insipid pale yellow colour really doesn’t add excitement to the overall look of a dish.

A Side Serving of Yellow Grapefruit witha Meal.
A Side Serving of Yellow Grapefruit witha Meal.

The picture is actually quite embarrassing but I assure you that the meal tasted better than it looked.  This is real home cooked food which is made for the purposes of eating and not for appearances.  Hence, sometimes colours are not correctly balanced but I suppose this is probably a better potrayal of real food.

Anyway, after a few days of that, the grapefruit citrus flavour was really getting on my nerves so I decided that some creativity was needed, on my part, to please the taste buds.

Well, I am of the opinion that any thing that is fried usually tastes good so I tried my hand at some grapefruit fritters.  I basically mixed grapefruit pulp in flour and mixed it to a custard-like state with no water added.  I added salt, pepper and chopped hot chilli peppers to the mixture.  The result was okay; well, it looked okay:

Grapefruit Fritters.
Grapefruit Fritters.

However, truth be told, the grapefruit fritters tasted quite bland and you couldn’t taste much of anything.  The only thing going for it was that it happened to be deep fried in oil!  So, sorry, this one is not going into the recipe section.

In conclusion, we all have our share of disasters and disappointments in the kitchen.  Not every meal that you eat can be a snap-shot beauty but let’s try to remember that it is the taste that matters.  Meanwhile,  I will persist valiantly with the grapefruit eating since they are still falling off the tree!

 

 

Meeting an “Insanely Famous” Person.

Munchkin.Face.DarkI have been hob-nobbing with the “insanely famous” so I have been told.  I was told that this man was “majorly famous” and that he was a big celebrity, mostly in the UK, Europe and Australia.  The people from the States did not know who he was.  I have not followed television for many, many years so I had no idea when I was introduced to this guy without any prelude.  I got the impression that he was a very down-to-earth guy with no delusions of superiority or grandeur.  He just seemed like an ordinary, friendly person.

Munchkin with Famous Person.
Munchkin with Famous Person.

Gnome spoke Italian with him.  Everybody got along very well.