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Haiku Gnome.

Gnome.Writing.in.the.LibrarySome of you may have noticed that Gnome has started posting up Haikus.  I think that it is a good thing and it gives us a few giggles and guffaws.  Often when we find something humourous, nobody else does so this one may purely be for our own benefit.  Though we would be pleased if these were received with joy and release  in your hearts too.  😉

So, how did this come about?  This is what happened…

I had received a pannetone cake tin from a friend and I was anxious to bake one and show a picture on my Blog.  Well, that was the plan anyway.  In my usual haphazard way of baking  I proceeded without a recipe.  Just sort of made it up.  Needless to say, the baking venture went wrong.  I was all in a tizz in the kitchen, getting myself into a maddening hysteria.  It was one of those really, really hot days.

Munchkin.Wailing

Gnome was hot and bothered too and was in no mood for my antics.  He said rather coarsely:

“If you had actually read a recipe and done it properly, you wouldn’t be in this mess!  It’s your own fault!”

Gnome.Angry.Look

Waaaahhhh!!  I was none too pleased with his reply.  It made me Waaaaahhhh!! even more.

When Gnome realised that his directness had only served to exacerbate the situation, his countenance suddenly changed.  Anger was replaced by cool placidity.  He said with unwavering surety,

“The caterpillar must grow wings in order to flutter high.”

Glowing.Gnome

Gnome had made a complete U-turn in our usual “chucking-a-maddy”script which shifted me off balance.

I paused in mid-flail.  Arms in the air.

What an obtuse reference…it was all too funny!!  We both saw the stupidity of the whole situation and cracked up laughing.

This is when we got the idea that Gnome should start writing Haikus.  Often, he is viewed as too direct and honest in his words.  So this is an opportunity for Gnome expression; nicely obtuse and obscure and uncharacteristically airy-fairy for an immensely pragmatic Gnome.

What’s Happening?

Munchkin.Sitting.DownHello Everyone!!  I have not been so regular with writing  the Blog lately due to…the weather of all things!  It has been dull with thick grey clouds which block the sunlight.  When it gets like that I just feel, “Ugh!” and Gnome reacts with, “Oh, dear!!”  and then we start a fine merry-go-round of ranting and complaining!

Munchkin.Another.Funny.Shot

Thank goodness the sun is out today and the mood has lifted.  I feel more inspired to write about our usual Munchkin and Gnome activities.

We have been making a marathon run of soap.  This takes the whole day with mixing and pouring in the morning and cutting (Gnome) and polishing (Munchkin) in the evening.  It is a good activity to do when you want to stay out of trouble!

Our Soap.
Our Soap.

Gnome started a mini project to grow watercress:

Hydroponic Watercress.
Hydroponic Watercress.
Preparing Watercress Cuttings.
Preparing Watercress Cuttings.

And I made lotus paste mochi balls today!

Lotus Paste Mochi Balls.
Lotus Paste Mochi Balls.

Yum!!  These were the mochi balls that I had promised Gnome for Chinese New Year which he didn’t get because I decided, rather inconveniently, to go on a diet plonk in the middle of Chinese celebrations.  I am feeling a bit happier about my weight so I made the belated mochi balls to celebrate a good day together!

Looking For Love.

Another.Munchkin.Ugly.MonsterOur Goosie has finally given us permission to place an ad for him in this  Lonely Heart’s post.  His long term partner died three years ago of death-by-doggie and he now thinks that it is time to seek a new partner.

Let's Riot!!
Let’s Riot!!

Goosie is looking for a longterm female goose for fun, chaos and good times.  Also considering starting a family.

He has kindly given us his profile:

Name: Martin AKA Evil Goosie

Star Sign: Aries

Likes: Likes to peck small animals and children.  Likes to play “pinch the dog leg.”

Dislikes: People and dogs…actually has a disdain for all living things especially if cute and fluffy.

Food: Likes all yellow things including bananas, corn and velveta cheese.  Claims he is vegetarian but steals and eats chicken feet.

Political Allignment: Strong Anarchist tendencies.  Likes chaos,destruction and mayhem.

Religion: Discordianism.

Favourite quote: “Kill, Crush, Destroy.”

Favourite Film: Fight Club

Relevant Medical History: Wart of Evil removed.  Otherwise Fertile.

All applicants must be Geese.  Please send two passport photos with application.

Gnome In A Strop!

Poor Gnome!
Poor Gnome!

Oh what a day…phew I am glad that I survived it!  We had a whole load of Christmas deliveries to send out today and guess what?  The truck wouldn’t start!

This is when the Italian Gnome came out with lots of gesticulations towards the sky, gesticulations towards anything really…even the goosie got caught in the cross-fire.  Goosie sort of looked at the ranting Gnome and edged away into the coconuts (now, that is something for a very aggressive goose who thinks that he is boss of the farm).

Mr. Goosie.
Mr. Goosie.

There was a lot of muttering about the “starter” and “connections” and then I slowly edged away too.  It was all rather emotional, hairy with some heavy breathing.  Not something a Munchkin can cope with so off I scurried  into the house to look busy!!

Munchkin.Another.Funny.Shot

It was really “touch and go” for the while!  Eventually the car did start and I didn’t ask any questions.  We just loaded the packages into the truck quick smart so that we could get a move on.

Poor Gnome…what a strop he got into…the emotions of an Italian can sometimes get so hot and overbearing (a bit like the dry season in the Tropics).   Anyway, I finally got Gnome into  a better mood with a coffee by the sea:

Punta Gorda Seaside.
Punta Gorda Seaside.

Thank Goodness for the Duckie Bag!!  Phew…saved by the Duckie Bag…all problems solved with a hot drink and plenty of love and encouragement by the sea!

Travel Bag with Thermos.
Travel Bag with Thermos.

The Real Brains…

Together.PointingI am sure you may have had your suspicions when you wonder how to two doctors can maintain a farm, do all the wiring, plumbing and mechanics, make apothecary products and  also see patients.  Surely, there must be The Brains behind the operation that is co-ordinating Da Gnome and Munchkin?  Yes, today we reveal el jefe in his full glory:

Waiting to be chauffeur driven:

Cat Bossie.
Cat Bossie.

Bossie supervising soap-making:

Bossie Cat.
Cat Bossie.

El jefe deep in comtemplation over the structure and organisation of Casa Mascia:

Cat Bossie.
Cat Bossie.

Do Not Disturb The Brains:

Da Boss.
Da Boss.

Just a bit of fun and humour for a Tuesday night…

On a different note, here is something for a special friend of ours who is going through a difficult time.

Anime.Shooting.TearsMunchkin has chosen this heart-wrenching song for you and will cry along with you:

Gnome.SmilingAnd Gnome has chosen this song for you.  He will sing along with you too:

Have a Good Night!!

Secret Gnome Stuff.

Munchkin.CleaningHello Everyone! Just something short and sweet because I am knackered. I have been doing some spring cleaning and I am gutting out the house. It is absolutely amazing how much stuff accumulates because we keep everything in the vain hope that one day it might come in useful. In my opinion, it never does because you always forget about it or you can’t find it! Chaos reigns…

Munchkin.Funny.Look.Yet.AnotherI have to pull this face again because the day started thus:

The day began with Gnome trying to make “Secret Gnome Stuff” and he chucked a maddy when he couldn’t find his ¼ inch chisel. He was doing his “Hokey-Cokey” again with his left foot in and his right foot in and shaking it all about! I thought he was going to explode.

Gnome.Angry.LookAt this point, I need to point out an important house rule that we have. We can “ chuck a maddy” but the cardinal rule is, only one person at a time. That way, we don’t get into too much trouble with one offering kind support. So, it was his turn this time so I proposed to remedy the situation by buying a chisel.

So off we ran into town.

How mad is that?? By that time we reached town, Gnome had claimed back most of his faculties (although his hair was a bit boofy and his eyes were bulging somewhat) and was starting to speak a bit more coherently. We went into the Farm Store to buy the chisel; they only had a 3/8 inch chisel which Gnome promptly bought because I shot the Chinese woman look of “we came all the way into town…you better damn well buy it!”  The main bossie of the store hailed me and said that our Pet Soap was sold out and he placed an order with me. That was a bonus at least.

So, left to his own devices, Gnome made his secret stuff. He won’t tell me what it is. He thinks that it keeps the romance alive to have mystery between us!!  I am sure he will write a post on this one.

Other mystery Gnome stuff…some kind of mound with smelly fermented stuff and cardboard. Gnome won’t allow me near it…I will let you know once I figure it out.

Secret Gnome Business.
Secret Gnome Business.

Anyway, since we can’t find anything and we are literally tripping over buckets everywhere, I have decided to do a big clean up. I am chucking out lots of stuff to get some space around here! It feels somewhat liberating…