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Website Back Up and Other Stuff!

Hello!! We sorted out the casamascia.com website and it is back on-line. Having said all of that, we had a good think about the website (whilst it was lost in the ethers of Internet space) and admitted that it is a real pain to manipulate. I think that superficially, the site is okay. However, I haven’t been updating or adding anything new because the logistics behind the site are unwieldy and painstakingly tedious. It isn’t so straight-forward and it takes about thirty pages (clicks) to change one single thing on the site. Our Internet is slow so about thirty clicks between page changes takes about 2 to 3 hours. We have decided to change-over (it will take some time) to a simpler website; Gnome has embarked upon learning web-design (in amongst his already busy schedule of mowing, planting, doctoring and general gnoming). We think that if we have a simpler website, we will take more opportunity to expand and spend more time on it.

Anyway, onto other things since I have not written for a while. What have we been eating lately? The geese have started laying and we have been eating goose eggs!! We have got so used to the size (they about the size of three chicken eggs) that we think that they are normal sized. We feel blessed that we can indulge in a luxury that simply cannot be bought: fresh goose eggs with lovely yellow, runny yolks cooked in our home-pressed vegetable oils.

Goosie Eggs!

Look at that lovely yolk:

Fried Goose Eggs.

What else? February and March is pigeon pea time again. We have been collecting them green, shelling them together in a romantic Munchkin-Gnome sort of way and cooking them in stews. When they are green, the peas just need to be boiled for about 5 to 8 minutes and they are ready to eat. They retain the green colour with cooking so make a great pea substitute.

Pigeon pea (Cajanus cajun) is also known as Ganga Bean in Belize. It is a long forgotten plant and many older people remember picking the pods as young children for their mothers to cook. I don’t see much of it in Belize but it is a high protein bean that is very nutritious. It is a good animal forage food for fowl, cattle and horses. They grow easily from seed, require no maintenance and are very productive. I definitely recommend this crop for anyone who wants to grow their own food.

Pigeon Pea Pods.

Pigeon Peas:

Pigeon Peas.

We have been eating a fair bit of this too:

Pigeon Pea Meal.

Oh yum!! These are all the reasons for growing your own food!!

Wait, there is more…

We have Gnome-made sorrel (roselle) wine. Check out the colour. With all this food and drink, we don’t want to leave the farm:

Sorrel Wine.

Okay that is it for now. I am off to search for goosie eggs for lunch…

Everything But The Onions!

Hello…still in the kitchen!  It’s great to “boycott” the farm now and then and refuse to descend into the dirt and wetness (yes it has been raining so now time to swap the mantra over to “wet, wet, wet” instead of “dry, dry, dry.”

Gnome says,

“You can come back to the reality of the farm in your own time my dear…”

Ahhh…I think…that is so supportive of him.  But then he says cheekily:

“The grass is getting longer as we speak.  And little goosies are calling out for you.  Oh and there’s a jackfruit dying a super squidgy death on the veranda….”

Hmmmm.  I can ignore alll duties for one more day whilst I re-charge my batteries in the kitchen.  Sort of like a re-boot…

Anyway, this is one of my most favourite things that I like to do.  Gather lots of food on the farm and make something good to eat.  I do this everyday anyway but I am making a concerted effort to ignore anything talking, quacking, wee-weeing, mee-owing, bow-wowing or honking demands at me! 🙂

Yummy Garden Food.

Today, I have made a meal out of everything from the farm.  All except the onions.  Ahhh the onions…that is going to be called “Munchkin & Gnome: Plant Acre of Onions Project” and will require ingenuity on our part since it is soooo wet (there we go again with the new mantra).

Thank-you my darling duckies for the eggs; I am rather fond of them…the duckies, I mean:

My Lovely Duckies!!

The Meal of the Day!  This includes onions (not ours) and aubergines, tomatoes, jalapeño peppers and duckie eggs (all ours).  Oh, and thanks to Panda for his Roma tomatoes which I nicked out of his bucket!  This is a great way to poach eggs…which Gnome taught me a long time ago in a land down-under: cook your dish as usual on the stove (can be anything; beans, lentils, stew, anything really) and once cooked, crack eggs on top.  Place lid on pot and cook eggs, on medium heat, to desired consistency. Hard-boiled yolks require about 8 minutes; so if you want anything in between, give yourself up to this measure of time.

Monday Meal.

Okay, back to farm work tomorrow with renewed energy and inspiration…

Kidnapping The Duchess!!

Officially we are now crepuscular; up at 5am, doing our stuff until it gets too hot to move!!  I just wanted to share with you a funny story that happened about two weeks ago.  This was when we had no idea what to do with our goose eggs; the incubator was unreliable, all the female geese were insisting on nesting in the middle of the bush, there was a lot of pushing and shoving resulting in broken eggs  and there were no reliable broody poultry.  Our first solution was to get Muscovy ducks as they are known to be become broody at the drop of a hat.  These silly little ducks have proven to be duds.  As Gnome says,

“They’re treating this place like a hotel….”

Muscovy Ducks.

These two possess absolutely no broody tendencies.  They just twitter, stuff themselves full of corn and will have nothing to do with us.  Talk about a bunch of free-loaders!!

Anyway, at about the same time, our darling duchess (aka female turkey) had laid a clutch of eggs and was sitting all snug and cosy on top of them.  And then lo and behold, the Overlord (Aka male turkey) came along and smashed up the eggs (we are not sure why he did this) and the poor duchess was left whimpering on top of a bunch of broken eggs, refusing to move.

Overlord and Duchess.

This is when we decided upon Operation: Kidnap the Duchess.  Gnome made a lovely luxury nest cabana-style in the coop.

Deluxe Brooding Cabana.

In the middle of the night, Gnome stealthily grabbed and snatched the duchess and placed her in the new nest  on top of 7 goose eggs.  I assisted with a flash-light to guide the way.  The next morning, we opened up the nest door to find the duchess all quiet and calm,  sitting happily on top of her eggs.  Since then, she has not moved at all and we place food, snacks  (she loves bananas) and water by her side.  We hope that the eggs hatch…we have about another two weeks to go.  We did read on the Internet (although we are now cautious of any information that we read) that when a turkey sits on goose eggs, you actually need to help her move the eggs around on a daily basis and spray warm water to keep them humidified.  Well, the Duchess will have none of that because she won’t  get her off the eggs!  God forbid that we try moving her about; she would probably freak out and we definitely do not want to de-brood her!  Let’s hope and pray that we get a few goosies out of this one…

Sitting Turkey.

Keep on going Duchess!!  You’re a Champion!!

Goosie Wars!

You really can’t believe everything you hear from people…we were told that geese laying season was winter time and that they layed up until Valentine’s Day (14th of February).  This is the first year that we have had geese and we waited and waited for eggs until Valentine’s Day.  On this very day, when we were just about to give up all hope, the first egg was found plop in the middle of the coop.  Oh, we were so excited and happy that we immediately put it in the incubator.

After the first egg, Goosie Wars started and we have been caught in the scourge of testosterone driven goosie madness every day since then…

The ganders are super aggressive; unprovoked, they chase us around the farm, pecking brutally at our legs.  Every morning, I am armed with a broom as I enter the war zone, anticipating the daily ambush by the bunch of crazy, blood-thirsty geese.

After a while, we noticed that while the ganders were creating interference and causing bodily harm, the female geese were dashing into bushy areas of the farm.  It took us some time to figure out the females were laying in secret spots.  For some time, it became a “watching game” where I would act as decoy to the violent exploits of the geese ( I am a brave kinda Munchkin or a sucker for punishment!) and Gnome would surreptitiously follow the female geese into the bushy areas.

This was the first nest that we found:

Secret Goose Nest.

We found a few more after this.  There was however one savvy female goose that made a nest in the coop; this scary looking one:

Sitting Goose.

She was originally sitting on six eggs and now she only has one!  I still do not understand fully the psychology of geese but there is a gander who keeps pushing her off her eggs and sits on them himself.  She comes back round and they have a big fight and she regains her nest.  During this squabble, an egg or two is usually lost.  We don’t hold much hope for anything happening with this one but we have certainly learned that we need to have protected brooding boxes next year.

We found another girl sitting out in the middle of the bush, all zazen and tranquil, on her nest.  That was all fine but she was about 200 yards from the house and we were afraid for her safety.

Sitting Goose.

We decided to make a bunch of brooding nests in the coop and attempted a midnight “kidnap” of this goose to re-locate her to protected surroundings.  Gnome made a special effort as usual with spacious cabana-style nests:

Cabana Style Nests.

Operation: Kidnap and Re-locate Broody Goose proved to be a failure and the goose was let out of the nest in the morning.  She was all flustered and cross at us!  Okay, you live and learn…re-locate a goose at your peril!  These eggs had to go into the incubator.

Although we are black and blue and weary from Goosie Wars, one good thing has happened.  We had our first gosling hatching (the Valentine’s Day egg) the other day.  This little one is bouncy, lively and friendly.  There is perhaps hope that we can breed a goose out of these wars that we can train to be peace-loving, kind and gentle.  Our idealism is coming out once again…we will overturn our anarchist geese one day and replace them with Zazen geese that will make the world a better place to live in.

The Beginnings Are Delicate Times…the future is with the young ones…

Hello Goosie!!!

It’s time for a game change goosies!!

The Great Egg Hunt!!

All our poultry are rather autonomous creatures on the farm.  They basically just forage for yummies on our farm, swim in our pond and expect to be fed at the end of the day.  They do whatever pleases them and they will occasionally give as an egg or two.  Of course, there are no expectations for the ducks, geese or turkey to lay  in areas designated by Munchkin and Gnome…God forbid…they would actually try  to make our lives easier.  Eggs can plop out at any time of the day…anywhere.  Also, there are secret hiding spots…not in the coup of course!

Everyday is a Great Egg Hunt  and we are forced to surreptitiously creep around our own farm pretending not to look for eggs.  That’s because the fowl have a sixth sense for knowing that you are looking and will run off, hide or create interference to foil our search.  We have to spend extra care and attention walking around trees and looking under logs and wading through bushy areas.

It is really quite a challenge because they refuse to co-operate with us; our running joke is that they read the Spanish manual while we read the English one and that’s why we have communication problems.

¿estás buscando algo?

Looking For Something?

Looking For Something?

Looking For Something?

Yes, we are looking for those roundish whitish things that you plop out and hide in the bush:

Secret Nest.

We have actually found quite a few; the smallest ones are the duck eggs and the medium sized ones are from the turkey (you can’t see them very well but they are white with brown speckles).  The largest ones are the goose eggs…they are a real bonus when we find one of these!

Eggs Galore!!

Well, the next thing to do is to find a broody duck, turkey or goose.  Any takers?  Otherwise, Gnome will set them in the incubator (though, we are not happy with the level of success so far with this method).  Gnome has even offered to “incubate” them himself on those brief occasions when there has been a power cut.  If push comes to shove, I think he would seriously consider strapping some eggs to himself…especially to get a gosling or two!  The Dedication of a Gnome is boundless when it comes to geese!

Happy Chinese New Year!!

Happy New Year!!

Hello and Happy Chinese New Year to y’all!!  It’s the Year of the Rooster by the way, which means  action, taking the chance and getting things done properly.  Probably means other things too so best if you go read it up yourself…I don’t claim to be a Horoscope Munchkin.  Today has been an auspicious day for us on the farm.  Look!!  We have 8 (Auspicious Number for Chinese) eggs to incubate.  Last night we followed the duckies around, nonchalantly of course, and found their secret nest.

Yes, my evolved duckies, we know you’re hiding something from us:

Secret Duckie Nest in Bush:

Secret Egg Site.

We found 6 eggs last night and then 2 this morning.  Lucky 8!!  Try this number for Boledo today!!

Eight Duck Eggs.

Zazen Duckies Are Not Convinced!

Together

So what’s happening with the Zazen Duckies in the Zen Garden?  They’ve been giving Mayor Gnome the “Duckie Look” for weeks.

Duckie Look.
Duckie Look.

Mayor Gnome has made a valiant attempt to ignore these enquiring looks for fear of confrontation.  But alas, it seems that our spiritual duckies are winning out on this staring competition.  He finally broken down and asked them:

“What’s the matter duckies?”

Gnome.Thinking

Spokesduckie:  “Mayor Gnome!  We are embarrassed by your weak ploys and foolish manipulation to get us into those concrete monstrosities.”

Mayor Gnome:  “Oh, you mean the laying nests which I built for you to strict ISO building standards?”

Spokesduckie:  “Yes.  Do you honestly think that we would lay eggs in them?”

Mayor Gnome:  “Well, yes.  What’s wrong with them?”

Spokesduckie:  “There have ping pong balls in them!”

Mayor Gnome: “They are supposed to be fake eggs!”

Fake Eggs.
Fake Eggs.

Spokesduckie: “Well you certainly didn’t fool us!”

Mayor Gnome: “So you’re not convinced?”

Spokesduckie: “Mayor Gnome…they have “Halux 40″ written on them?”

Mayor Gnome: “Oh.”

Mayor Gnome: Unsure.

“Sorry!!!”

Thank-you Zazen Duckies!

Food.MunchkinMore harvests from the farm…the ducks have been laying so we have been eating lovely eggs.  Here in Belize, the shop bought eggs are really, really bad…they are runny and the yolks are anaemic.  You can’t even make a proper custard with them…believe me, I have tried and I ended up with a yellow snot that won’t thicken.  Thanks to our Zazen duckies for their contribution to the farm!

Duck Eggs.
Duck Eggs.

Look at the lovely fresh eggs…

Egg Tomato Dish.
Egg Tomato Dish.

I’d love an egg mold to make flower-shaped eggs like these…

Flower Shaped Egg.
Flower Shaped Egg.

I asked Gnome to make me one and he replied with,

“…add it to the list dearest…you might get it in a couple of years time if you’re lucky.”

And I said,

“Oh.”

Munchkin.Funny.Shot

Oh what a shame!

Italian Style Fry Jack Brunch.

Jumping.MunchkinIf you ever look through my Belize Wild Recipes section, you will know that I like “mixing it up” and revel in being non-traditional in my invention of meals.  I am indeed a Rebel Cook!! ;).  Anyway, I’ve cooked an Italian Style meal to eat with fry jacks.  Just in case you don’t know, fry jacks are puffed up dough traditionally eaten in Belize with refried beans or eggs for breakfast.  Well, I am being twice the rebel because I have modified it into Italian and Brunch!

This is really easy:

Take the following:

1 tbsp olive oil

1 medium onion, chopped finely

1 to 2 cloves of garlic, finely chopped

and saute until onions are nicely  browned.  Add:

5 peeled plum tomatoes (fresh/tinned), finely chopped

1/2 tsp of Italian Herbs (fresh/dried)

Salt to taste

Place a tight fitting lid and simmer for 10 minutes.

Next, take the lid off and crack eggs onto the simmering dish:

Fresh Eggs.
Fresh Eggs.

These are our lovely duck eggs; allow 1 to 2 eggs per person.  The timing for the eggs is crucial!  Put the lid back on; for soft cooked eggs, cook for 3 minutes 45 seconds; for hard boiled eggs, cook for 5 to 6 minutes.  I like them soft and gooey so I have to really quick about it!

Italian Brunch.
Italian Brunch.

Serve immediately.  Best with Fry Jacks but you can have it with crusty bread or toast.

Italian Fry Jack Brunch.
Italian Fry Jack Brunch.