In the early hours of Thursday morning, on the 19th of February, foul play was afoot and a heinous crime was committed at Paradise Pastures, the gated community for Guinea Pigs. A one foot deep hole was dug beneath the cage and three newly born piggies were snatched from their cradle.
Gnome was at the Scene of the Crime a few hours later; the scene was one of devastation and distress.
Paradise Pastures was quickly secured and placed in a protected area. Gnome and Munchkin combed the surrounding land looking for the remains of the three missing baby piggies. And, alas the diligence was paid off as one live piggie was found, unharmed and safe.
Tragedy and fortune came hand in hand on this fateful day. Meanwhile, the criminal has been apprehended and remanded to custody with bail set at $500.
The piggies at Paradise Pastures are up in arms over this crime. They have petitioned Mayor Gnome to build a secure “Mother and Baby” facility.
Mayor Gnome must concede to their demands or else he might find himself bang in the middle of a Piggy Riot. And we don’t want that, do we?!