New School For Paradise Piggies!!

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Yes I think it is about time we had another Paradise Piggies update…you know the friendly bunch of guinea pigs residing at the fictional gated community of Paradise Pastures. We don’t get much feedback on these posts so we wonder if anyone else gets the same amusing pleasure as we do in making up silly stories on Piggies in Paradise and Mayoral elections.  We suspect not…but hey…we guffaw over the guinea pig comments and Mayor Gnome antics.  I suppose that’s something.

This is an MGNews update bringing the latest thrilling exploits of the piggies in the best jungle resort in Belize.  Mayor Gnome has inaugurated the opening of a school in Paradise Pastures.  In other words, he’s put a sign up and said a few nice words.

School Sign.
School Sign.

A school to educate the next generation.

Paradise Pastures: The Next Generation.
Paradise Pastures: The Next Generation.

The piggies are really excited about the prospect of a school.  Here are a few comments from the residents of this fortunate community:

Dishawn-Piggie:

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” Power to the Piggies.  We need to preserve our art, culture and history!”

Penelope-Piggie:

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“More science and engineering for the piggies!  We need to build rockets to the moon and have one common goal for the good of Piggie-kind!”

Well, this is certainly a good start to the year with lofty and inspiring thoughts.  A Big Thank-you to Isabel for the gift of the clay school plaque.  The piggies had a good chew on it but quickly realised that it was inedible.  They were asking if you could pleeeease  make a sign out of gingerbread next time…thanks in advance!

Piggie Education.
Piggie Education.
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