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Some Interesting Things to Eat.

We are always into eating on the farm and it’s always good to experiment with food.  Here are a few interesting things to eat this season.

Ahhh…this first one starts with a story.  For a while, the geese forgot there was a pond and hung around the house chasing us around the yard whenever the mood took them (which was very frequently).  Then one day, they remembered that there was a pond and en masse trooped off to the pond.  When we went to see what they were up to, they were diving under the water lilies and emerging back to the surface  with round things the size of chestnuts stuffed in their beaks.  They were gobbling them down like there was no tomorrow.  And they were back the next day for more of the same.

Pond:

Pond.

After a week or so of watching the geese stuff their faces, Gnome decided to wade into the pond to find out what they were eating.  What he discovered was water lilly corms embedded in the mud.  He dug up a bucket of these and told me that there was tonnes of them.

“Oh, it would be great if we could eat these too!”

And of course we did a Google search on “can you eat water lily corms” and sure enough, you can.  It’s not just for geese.

Water Lily Corms.

To prepare, peel the outer layer to reveal a whitish carbohydrate-like food which can be boiled to eat.  I will have more pictures later of the cooked corms.  They taste like yam with a mild crunchy texture.  Not extra-ordinary (like any carb really, you kinda dress it up for flavour) but definitely edible and worth harvesting if they are just there for the picking.  Better than paying for shop bought potatoes!

The next interesting edible is the soursop.  This year our tree is loaded so we are getting to experiment with it more.

Soursop.

From the information that I have gleaned from the Belizeans, the fruit is usually scraped over a sieve and the juice is collected to make juice, ice-cream and smoothies.  The fruit has a cotton-like texture and tastes mildly sour with fine banana-like nuances.  In short, it has its own particular soursop flavour and it is very difficult to liken it to any well-known food.  My preparation method involves taking the seeds out of the fruit  and eating the pulp as it is.

Soursop pulp:

Soursop Pulp.

Personally, I prefer to do this so that none of the fruit is wasted.  Since Gnome and I have been going crazy with a gelato marathon right now, we have been making soursop gelato.  By the way, when I say “gelato” I am not trying to appear fanciful.  Gelato simply means that you are making an iced milk product with less air in it. We personally prefer this texture to the puffed up fluffiness of soft serve ice-cream.  We are also not adding any sugar to the gelato so that the dessert is naturally sweetened with fruit only.  In our latest experimentation we have found that a combination of banana (a variety called ice-cream banana incidentally) and soursop gives a very good texture and flavour without any sugar.  Ice-cream bananas are very smooth and creamy:

Ice Cream Bananas.

Last but not least, this is an interesting edible pod.  This is called Bukut in Belize and the trees are flowering every where right now.  The blooms are a showy pink and make a nice ornamental if you have a very large yard!  Very big tree! Anyway, the pods can get up to about 2 feet in length and to prepare, crack open and eat the pulp which are adhered to discs. (you can crunch through the whole thing). The seeds are not edible and are very hard in consistency…I think they use the seeds in Hawaii to make jewellery.

Bukut.

This is worth trying: the pulp of the bukut is sticky like thick syrup and tastes like molasses combined with oyster sauce.  Really nice!!  More for the Asian types that are used to fermented like products like miso and soya sauce.  This is also very popular with the Belizeans.   Gnome made a bukut frappe the other day; it was tasty….would go great with a shot of rum!!  Gnome’s already thinking of using it as a flavouring for wine.

Bukut Frappe.

Here are some pictures.  We gathered this lot from Belcampo Lodge in Toledo, Belize; our bukut tree has just started flowering this year and there are only a few pods on our tree so far.

They look great as foragable hors d’oeuvres (I just made that up but it’s the kind of thing people like to market!).

Podded Bukut.
Bukut.

This is how we make our lives interesting on the farm.  A combination of curiosity and creativity!

What A Relief!!

Ahhhh!!!  It’s actually cool today…what a relief from the unrelenting hot, dry weather.  When it’s blistering hot every day, you always feel that there is no end in sight.  So today we had already decided not to have our 4am wake up alarm and wake up with the light.  Waking up naturally is such a lovely thing and we had the added bonus of a cool weather change.  Great stuff: we are both in better spirits with the cool weather;  heat makes you hot-headed and tense all the time…it’s maddening!!

Anyway, I took the time to walk around the farm to take some pictures to give you an update on what’s happening.

Oh, the garden is getting very bushy; despite the dryness this year, we have managed to get plenty of greens from our bucket garden.

Container Garden.

The fennel is flowering.  We can collect seeds and start a whole load of these:

Flowering Fennel.

Gnome’s tobacco: Not fi eat!!  That’s flowering too:

Tobacco Flowering.

Jalapeño peppers are doing really well:

Jalapeno Peppers

The farm keeps on producing and we feel so fortunate that we have an abundance of food.

Jackfruit is loaded:

Lots of Jackfruit.

It’s been a good year for soursop:

Lots of Soursop.

(Hi Tanya!!  I’ll let you know when some are ready!!  🙂 )

Twisting With Gnome.

I think it always good to encourage everyone to be artistic; it is a form of expression.  I have been trying to help Gnome make the time to relax and do more activities just for the sake of passion and fun.  With some of the physical labour on the farm, he does sometimes feel that the work is never-ending…it just ends up being a to-do list.  He actually does the farm work out of necessity (who else is going to do it?) and to keep himself very healthy and strong.  Pulling out heavy logs and brush-mowing are not his primary goals in life.

His likes are very simple though.  he loves growing vegetables especially tomatoes and aubergines.  And one of the things that he does for sheer pleasure is just to walk about his garden, taking the time to look at the fruits of his labour.

Growing Tomatoes.

He enjoys the process of making things.  He likes to make wine: the pressing of fruit, the fermentation and bubbling away and then waiting for something special.  It’s all about time and love and I don’t mean it in a wishy-washy sort of way…it’s solid.  It’s not for the end product anyway because he rarely drinks.

Wine-Making.

Another thing that I am encouraging him to do is to grow tobacco. This is again about making something good and proper.  He enjoys the curing process which takes about a year: hanging it up inside the house (yes, we need a barn or we’ve ended up making our house into a barn!), the flavouring, curing and blending.

Hanging Up Tobacco.
Sliced Tobacco.

This allows Gnome to express himself and these are his arts.  Yes, he will have lovely, aromatic pipe tobacco and cigars in the end but its the artful journey that releases the joyful spirit.

Tobacco Plant.

Gnome has been making rope twists with his tobacco; it is a form of pressure curing.  Once he’s done his work of art, he gives them to Munchkin to store away for a year or more.

Tobacco Twist.

I have written about the history of tobacco.  Click on link if interested.  Personally, I really enjoy the presence of the plant (not sure if you understand what I mean).  You almost form an affinity towards certain plants and they draw you to them and you can sit for long lengths of time just staring at the beautiful velvety leaves or inhaling the spicy aromatic scent of the flowers.  That’s what I mean.

These are the things that we should be doing in our lives.  It’s a fine balance of labour properly done to meet your necessities (shelter/food/clothing/energy requirements) and after that, we should foster an attitude of relaxation and enjoyment without filling up our lives with only monetary orientated deeds.  And we need each other to remind ourselves that we are supposed to be having fun on this journey of self-discovery.

Car Stuff And Farm Stuff!

The last few days, we’ve been having a bit of car trouble; we were driving back home and the fuel warning light came up.  Of course, we didn’t know what that meant so Gnome had to phone up the Toyota dealership to ask them about the light.  This is what he was told over the phone: get a new fuel filter, get a car mechanic to install the fuel filter and then get the mechanic to re-set the warning light.  This is what Gnome did: get a fuel filter, do a Google search on “how to install a fuel filter” and “how to reset a warning light.”

There was enough information on the Internet for a Gnome, without any car mechanic skills whatsoever, to install the fuel filter.  We would ordinarily have just paid to get it done but this time Gnome said to me,

“…wait a minute…between the messing around with a mechanic and paying for it, maybe it’s just easier if I have a go at doing it myself.”

And so he did.  His conclusion was that generally car stuff is quite simple and straight forward and if you actually take the time to read up instructions on the Internet, you can generally get it done yourself.  He did say as an after thought:

“…I’m talking about car stuff…not medical stuff…there are too many people who get on the Internet to make a self diagnosis and get it wrong.”

That for true, I can vouch for that!!  Too many people using Dr Google!!

Anyway, with the car thing, I am really glad that Gnome works with the philosophy of self-reliance and he’s not afraid to learn new things all the time.

Okay, so what’s happening on the farm?  Well, we have some new harvests.  This is suriname cherry which has a lovely resinous taste.  I have taken a picture of one pristine cherry because we seem to have something that is biting holes in all of them.  I can’t spot what is causing it but I think that we have a problem with ants.

Suriname Cherry.

Some nice cayenne chilli  peppers.  Gnome has strung these on a string in the kitchen to dry.

Cayenne Crop.

Oh, and these are canistel.  They taste like sweet potato; we actually eat this with our meals as a carbohydrate substitute.  Our tree is loaded this year! Yay!!

Canistel.
Canistel.

Ooooh…it is really punishingly hot right now!!  Try to keep cool everyone!!

We Have A Happy Gnome!

Yes, indeed, we have a happy Gnome so that really means that we also have a happy Munchkin!  When we tell you what makes us satisfied with life, you’ll probably giggle and guffaw at the simplicity of our wants.  Yes, indeed this ascetic life-style  has made us put our lives into perspective (as there is time for quiet contemplation) and you realise that life can be fulfilled with very simple things.  The meaningful things to us might not be everyone’s cup of tea!  But, we do think that it’s good to develop new interests and passions all the time.

Yes, firstly…the worms…the worms…of course.  Special thanks to Graham and Joyce for their assistance and friendship.  Here we are:

Red Wiggler Worms.

Lovely, lovely…this stuff makes Gnome very happy:

More Worms.

Gnome has set up a wormery to increase his population.  Once he is satisfied that he has enough worms, he will start his worm tower empire.

Worm Bin.

The next thing…aubergines…aubergines.  We are growing the Black Beauty variety.  Look at the lovely flower on this plant:

Eggplant Flower.

What’s next…ooooh Baby Goosie is a bundle of joy.  We are certainly enjoying being Mama Munchkin and Papa Gnome.  We even phoned up Gnome’s Mum to talk about the “baby” and how well it was eating and putting on weight. Gnome’s dad laughed at our conversation and said at last, we have a grand-child!

Goosie!!

Oh, last but not least…Gnome’s beloved tomatoes.  We did experience quite a set-back from the pesky birds.  I can’t look at a Montezuma oropendola without feeling self-righteous indignation!  Look at what they did to our lovely tomato:

Pecked Tomato.

Anyway, Gnome’s ingenuity has out-witted them…so far, so good!  Let’s give a show of hands to Gnome for his new “Hello Birdie…there’s nothing here to eat…so go away”  decoy.

Tomato Protectors.

The last picture has to be these: our very own Krim tomatoes.  Beautifully sweet and succulent.  We just sliced them and dipped them in salt.  Ahhhh…wonderful….

First Tomatoes.

Munchkin & Gnome Update.

Phew…it is sooooo hot!!  When the dry season comes, it comes with a vengeance.  Well what’s been happening?  Gnome’s tomatoes are getting to about 200 to 300g (1/2 lb) and they are slowly turning purple red.  The only problem is that the birdies have discovered these delicious choice fruit and they’ve been feasting on them.  Poor Gnome…he was devastated!

Green Tomatoes.

“No…not my lovely tomatoes!!  Why don’t they eat something else…there are plenty of other things!!”

We did an Internet search on “how to scare birds away” and the easiest thing was hanging up silver foil in a line.  So I cut out about 50 old pie containers and hung a whole lot, on string, like Christmas decorations.  That didn’t work at all!  The birds still came and bit chunks out of our tomatoes;  we were getting so frustrated since we hadn’t eaten a single intact tomato!

I said to Gnome with a wry smile,

“you can buy decoy owls from Amazon but I’m afraid we can’t  get 24 hour shipping to Belize…”

Anyway, I left Gnome to his own devices for a while and later he called me out to look at what he did.  He placed a cotton work glove on each and every tomato so that the plants looked like they were displaying a show of hands.

So far, it has worked.  Great…very simple and cheap way to fool the birdies away.  Those dastardly birds  are also getting my suriname cherry which is really quite upsetting.  These fruit don’t taste like “cherries” but have a very sweet and resinous taste.  They usually get to about an inch (2cm) in size.

Suriname Cherries.

The other day, I spotted an enormous one that was about 2 inches in size.  It was still green so I decided to leave it on the bush.  I thought that it would a really nice treat for Gnome and he would really appreciate it.  A while later, I went back to pick it and the whole thing was gone!  Those cheeky blighters!!  Those Montezuma oropendola…you know, those ones with yellow tails…the ones that bird watchers go on about all the time.  Well, they’re eating up all our fine epicurean delights…Wahhhh!!!

Yes birdie…I know you are looking at our lovely tomatoes…

Montezuma oropendola

On a happier note, we have four more kids on the block.  Say Hello to our lovely new baby cavies!  The sandy looking one is very nice…oooh and look at the third one with the black patch on its nose.  What cuties!!

New Baby Piggies.

Gnome’s Tomatoes.

I am posting up pictures of Gnome’s tomatoes because he has nursed them through odd “dry season” rain and wind, blossom-end rot, assassin bug attacks, munching caterpillars and of course, the cat stepping on them.  Despite all this, the plants are doing wonderfully and the fruit are getting bigger by the day.  These are Black Krim (and some Cherokee) so should get to about 300 to 450g (about a 1lb) in weight.  Gnome is judiciously trimming and removing buds as he has decided on 25 fruit per plant only.  This is to optimise nutrient intake and maximise size.

I think he probably looks at his tomatoes nearly every hour and I hear him muttering,

“I love my tomatoes!!”

Anyone who has tried to grow tomatoes down here (problems with wetness, rot and disease-prone) will understand why I have dedicated one post to our tomatoes!

Growing Tomatoes.
Big Tomato.

 

Tomatoes!
Green Tomatoes.

I would also like to dedicate this post to our friend Erin (in Montana…where it is still snowing)  to further inspire her to keep planting seeds in preparation for spring.  I am sure it will warm up soon!!

Gnome Says That I Should Write Something…

Hello Everyone.  Just is to give you an update on what’s happening.  First of all, it has been raining for about two weeks now so our “let’s get crepuscular” thing fell flat on its face.  There are heavy clouds looming over our farm so it looks like it is going to rain this weekend.  Having said that, we are glad for the rains because everything was getting quite dry.  And, Panda is very, very glad because his 660 gallon tank is nearly full so he is all set for the dry season.

We’ve been starting up seedlings for our nursery:

Tobacco: these are actually a lot bigger now than these teeny-weeny pictures.

Tobacco Seedlings.

All sorts of peppers including habaneros, jalapeños and cayenne peppers.

Pepper Seedlings.

Oh, the tomatoes are looking very good.  These are Gnome’s pride and joy.  Growing tomatoes is a very difficult endeavour down here in Toledo because the plants are susceptible to all manner of diseases including mildews and molds.  Plus the heavy rains cause stems to rot easily.  We tried growing tomatoes years ago but gave up after a long struggle with disease and water-logging.  We have decided to re-visit the tomato growing because we actually do like to eat them and the tomatoes that you buy here are truly tasteless.

Tomato Flower.

We are growing them in buckets this time.  And, Gnome is observing them every hour…he really loves his plants!!

Tomatoes.
Growing Tomatoes.

Right now, our tray of parsley is quite a treat.  Great with mashed potatoes:

Parsley.

You can grow herbs down here but they have to be in trays and buckets.  In the rainy season, they can get damaged so you need some sort of cover.  We’ve started rosemary and sage seeds too…these grow down here but also need a bit of care and attention.

Whilst Waiting…

Whilst waiting for my freezer (one of those huge bottomless pit kind of freezers that you can get lost in) to de-frost, I will write my blog post.  I have a whole load of pictures so I will try to thread a reasonable coherent story together for you of what we are doing right now.  By the way, whenever I de-frost my freezer, I come across so many lost and forgotten goodies!!  Will probably have a feast this weekend!!

Found these; Chinese Sausage!!  Ooooh, you have to be Chinese to get excited about this stuff!! Ha-Ha.

Chinese Sausage.

Anyway, do you remember that at Chinese New Year, our darling little duckies gave us a gift of 8 eggs?  It turns out to be even more special because on asking other local people, their ducks aren’t laying at all and don’t lay until March when the number of hours of day light increase.  Anyway, so far there has been success with the incubator ie. the cat hasn’t sat on it this time round.  This is because I deftly used Secret Invisibility Technique by sticking a vacuum cleaner in front of the incubator.  Aha, I fooled the cat!!

Hidden Incubator Technique.

The eggs were candled on day 3 to check if the embryos were forming; 6 out of the 8 eggs at that time appeared viable.  Right now, two eggs have pipped and we are waiting to see how many actually hatch.  Should be some fun, excitement and peep-peeping at the weekend!!  With regards to our other darling little baby duckie (the lone duckie that hatched by itself despite the cat sitting on the incubator) he/she (we think “she” actually but have not properly sexed her) thinks she is a guinea pig now…sometimes a human being and definitely not one of those loud quacky things that quack around the yard.  Yip, he/ she duckie is spending too much time with the piggies and loves to fall asleep to the dulcet tones of cavy noises.

Oor Duckie!!

I would also like to take this time to apologise for neglecting my food posts; I am either too busy or too lazy and can’t find the “in-between” state to re-start the food parades.  We are still eating really well…I just haven’t written about them.  With the dry season, there should be new harvests so I will endeavour to start again.  I also want to post up my sorghum recipes…we eat it almost everyday now and is proving to be a very interesting, versatile and tasty grain.  Look still eating great food:

Sorghum with Bamboo Shoots and Sweet Potato Greens.
Venison, Sorghum with Parsley.

It’s the usual stuff on the farm…always something to harvest…seeds to plant…and it comes round in cycles.  You have to really like doing this to do it!!

Seeds and Potatoes for Planting.

Munchkin and Gnome’s Cesspool.

Hello Everyone and it feels like the start of dry season again.  That means (for us, anyway) that it is very, very hot and the plants need to be watered.  The secret of Gnome and Munchkin’s success, this year, in keeping a little vegetable garden going at this time of the year is because of our  little cesspool.

Nice vegetables growing healthily and happily:

Mini Garden.

Because of our little cesspool:

Grey Water Pond.

Gnome has fixed things in such a way (with an uncomplicated system of drainage pipes and siphons) to drain all our grey water into this pool.  Right now, this includes mostly washing-up and laundry water.  He will be working on a new shower location in the dry season which will drain water directly into this pool.   The duckies also swim about poop in it adding further wonderful nutrients to the bubbling chaos.  In other words, this is our very own home-made “plant food”; this provides  all the plant nutrient requirements to make our vegetables grow with vigour and lushness.

When I asked Gnome to read this blog post, he said it was “okay.”  I asked him why he thought it was just “okay.”  He replied by saying that the title of my post did not evoke thoughts of Munchkin and Gnome being “cool and exciting.”

Well, I asked him, “what should I say instead?” 

Gnome said, cheekily, “howz about ‘M & G’s Organic Electrolyte Balanced Maximum Velocity Irrigation Water??!!!”

I said, “yes of course, darling.”

…stared blankly at the computer screen, blinked once, didn’t even think twice about changing the title, and pressed the “publish” button.