The Nefarious Mr. Goosie.

Munchkin.More.Another.Funny.ShotThat dastardly goosie has been casing me for the last couple of weeks; he knows my routine and most importantly, feeding times.  He has learnt the art of stalking, infiltration and acquisition of stolen food.

Goosie Stalking; hiding in the shadows of two metal barrels, plotting and scheming away:

Goosie Plotting and Scheming.
Goosie Plotting and Scheming.

Goosie Infiltration and Acquisition of Stolen Chicken Feet:

Infiltration and Quick Snatch and Grab.
Infiltration and Quick Snatch and Grab.
Cheeky Bugger: Steals Chicken Feet From the Other Bowl Too!!
Cheeky Bugger: Steals Chicken Feet From the Other Bowl Too!!

The Nefarious Mr. Goosie is stealing chicken feet from the dog bowls…whoever heard of a goose eating chicken feet?!  I was led to believe that they only ate grass.

If you ask me, the removal of the Wart of Evil “didn’t do nothing” as they say here in Belize:

Our Gander With a Wart of Evil.
Our Gander With a Wart of Evil.
Removal of Wart of Evil.
Removal of Wart of Evil.

Mr. Goosie is still displaying evil and wanton traits.  Gnome takes a philosophical stance and says that Goosie is the balance on our farm; he describes the fluffy ducks and friendly guinea pigs as the “Yin” of the “Yin and Yang” of our farm.  He explains that Goosie has to naturally balance the “good” with his “bad.”

The Yin of our farm:

Fluffy Duckies.
Fluffy Duckies.
Friendly Piggies.
Friendly Piggies.

The “Yang” of our Farm:

The Nefarious Mr. Goosie.
The Nefarious Mr. Goosie.

Gnome advice to Munchkin:  Be brave, Munchkin.  Don’t run from goosie! Show NO Fear!!

Jumping.Munchkin

 

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2 thoughts on “The Nefarious Mr. Goosie.”

  1. I think all geese are, by default, the dastardly characters of farm life!! I’ve known a # of that sort, and none that were more “yin” by nature. My grandmother used to tell a story about a goose on her childhood farm that hated red skirts. She could still describe, in detail, what it felt like to be “goosed” by that gander :).

  2. I think all geese are, by default, the dastardly characters of farm life!! I’ve known a # of that sort, and none that were more “yin” by nature. My grandmother used to tell a story about a goose on her childhood farm that hated red skirts. She could still describe, in detail, what it felt like to be “goosed” by that gander :).

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