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Good-Bye Yellow Wellies!!

Alas, I had to scrap my pair of yellow wellies.  These were a spanking pair of wellies that I picked up in Brodies a couple of years ago.  I loved them so much that I wore them all the time…even with my street gear and my prim and proper doctor’s attire.

Yellow Rubber Boots.

Anyway, it is soooo wet in Toledo you have to wear boots…well, that is what I think after living here for 13 years.  I distinctly hate wearing open toed shoes here because I don’t like getting mud in between my toes (just a personal preference).  Anyway the boots have a history and we (Gnome and I) have romantically dug dirt, planted trees and done the farm chores together with these boots.  So much so that they got into a real state.  They became a rather manky yellow:

Manky Yellow Boots.

Duckie even imprinted on us because we both had “yellow feet.”

Yellow Wellies.

Anyway, they started getting too many holes and cracks so there was no point in wearing them as they had lost their purpose of protection.  Of course, Gnome got a hold of the throw-away before I cast them into the fire.

“Oh, they are made of a very good material…you can make rather good gaskets  with that….I’ll take them thank-you very much!”

And so my dear yellow wellie boots will live on as gaskets…I had to ask him: What’s a Gasket??!!  He demonstrated by making the first one for the blender so that the liquid would stop leaking out:

Rubber Boot Turned into Gasket.

Ahhhh…that’s what a gasket is…it forms a seal between two things to stop leakage.  Munchkin learned something!!

Pretty handy and it works well so I can’t complain.  Long live the yellow wellies in Gnome’s transformation magic.

His and Hers For Christmas.

We're Happenin'!

Last week, we had to go up to Belize City so we decided to do some Christmas shopping.  We passed by the Santa Claus Garden Models and Gnome said rather warily,

“They are not that useful on a farm.”

Christmas Decorations.
Christmas Decorations.

Then we circled around the Jesus decorations wondering what to do with them.  There was a large one and a small one to choose from.

Christmas.Garden.Decorations.Are.Out

Gnome squinted his eyes, moved his head around and gave me a perplexed and doubtful look,

“What do we do with them…mmm…everywhere I look, their eyes keep following me!”

And I piped up in response,

“Oh really!  The tall one or the short one?”

I think Gnome was secretly peeved  because there were no Garden Gnomes!

Christmas Gnome.
Christmas Gnome.

Anyway, we both agreed that it was not in our best interest to buy a Festive Garden Decoration.  We then proceeded to the footwear section and something caught our eye.  It was a “Must Have” and we both took off our shoes with glee to try these beauties on.

Definitely Munchkin and Gnome.
Definitely Munchkin and Gnome.

New boots for Christmas…more Munchkin and Gnome paraphernalia.  When we become famous minor celebrities, these boots will be much sought after so now is the time to buy shares in yellow wellies!