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All is Well!

It seems that I only write when it rains! It is raining and it has been raining all weekend. The last few weeks have been awful…hot, hot, hot and dry and insufferable…during these times, it is best to get out on the farm and work instead of complaining incessantly about the weather. I don’t seem to be writing so much because we are always busy (on the farm, processing food, seeing patients and making products) and there is not enough energy and inspiration left to write a blog post.

So, I will try to do some catch up this time. We have had a terrible drought this year and our November corn crop failed as a result of this dryness. We did however have some voluntary sorghum grow beautifully in this climate and we think that we might be switching over to sorghum during the dry times. Anyway, water has been a major issue because we need it for crop irrigation, animals and our personal consumption. We have been recycling all our grey water for plants and have been conserving water as much as possible. This still wasn’t enough because we were down to about 2 and a half full tanks of rain water to last us through dry season. Because of this, we decided to re-visit the well situation. Last year, we accidentally got a 20 foot piece of plastic pipe stuck down the bottom of our 50 foot well. Gnome tried all kinds of ingenious ways to get the pipe back up but to no avail. We finally abandoned the whole project because we just had too many other things to do on the farm. This year, it became a priority to find an extra water source because of the lack of rain. Guess what Gnome made…this funny grabbing contraption:

Pipe Grabbing Thingy

This weird looking thing took Gnome a few hours to make…he used sandpaper to slope the edge of the pipe and then he drove nails into it like so. You wouldn’t believe that this would work, would you??? Anyway, with hope and prayers, Gnome lowered the contraption down with about 40 feet of thin bamboo attached to it and…CLUNK…it worked!! He managed to grab and lock onto the lost pipe and hoisted everything up. I wasn’t there to witness but I heard a VERY LOUD YAY!!! Gnome had not asked me to come over because he was doing a test run, thinking to himself that it would need adjustment and modification…he was totally amazed when it worked first time round. Well done Gnome!!

Gnome Working.

Alls well that ends well!! We have a slow filling shallow well but it helps to have a secondary source of water. Anyway, that is the major thing that happened on our farm. The rest is the usual Munchkin and Gnome stuff. We had a good harvest of Habanero peppers which I have been drying in the sun:

Drying Habanero Peppers

We went through a sausage making frenzy for about three months. Here are a few pictures; below are sausages made of vegan friendly collagen (the rest of the sausage is not vegan friendly):

More Sausages

We found the collagen hard to manipulate and it was hard to twist the links:

Sausage Making

Since the twisting didn’t work well, we also canned the sausage meat into cylinders…they can then be sliced and eaten..

Sliced Sausage Meat

Oh and last but not least, our lovely goosies are laying beautiful, yummy eggs!! Thank-you Goosies!!

Goosie Eggs!

Gnome Premonitions.

Gnome.Another.Glasses.Shot

This morning Gnome woke up with a start.  He had a furtive look about him like a squirrel and his eyes were kinda bulging as he said,

“I know it!  We will find the air-compressor in PG!”

I processed his statement in with a pinch of salt as I tried to shake myself out of my sleepy state.  I yawned and then cheekily replied with,

“Oh, Neo Gnome…has the oracle spoken?”

In the back of my mind I was thinking that he was just trying to find any excuse not to take the three hour drive to the city to procure this contraption for our well-pump.

He said it again,

“I know it!  It’s at Mac’s!”

I yawned and patiently said slowly,

“How do you know that?  Where?  We’ve never set foot in that shop before…”

With conviction in his words, Gnome said,

“I can feel it…”

I rolled my eyes with my usual derisive Chinese woman look and thought to myself…oh to live with a sensitive Italian Gnome who can “feel” things…what next.  I didn’t believe him but I thought it best to humour him.

And so off we went into town and enroute, I made him go into every hardware store to look for a portable air compressor.  I wanted to delay the inevitable…the disappointment and then the long tedious journey to Belmopan.  None to be found and the last place was Mac’s Shop which is a little run-down shop selling mostly second-hard hardware.  The road was blocked so we had to make it on foot.  Guess what we saw as soon as we entered…

Portable Air Compressor.
Portable Air Compressor.

Gnome rushed over the machine and said out loud,

“There it is!  I told you!”

Well, there it was and there was no denying that he was right.  Gnome’s premonition was correct.  I laughed to myself and thought…all this solitary time in the bush must be activating secret Gnome powers…Ha-Ha.  I’ve been watching too many crappy Super-hero movies!!  If Hollywood ever make a film about Munchkin and Gnome, in the bush, developing special powers, I want Maggie Q to play me!  Too Funny.

Anyway back to reality…

We now have a portable air-compressor and Gnome is putting together all the bits to make the Air-lift pump..

Gnome Rigging Bits.
Gnome Rigging Bits.

He has been messing around with PVC pipe, hoses, bits and pieces and stuff (oh, how technical of me) all afternoon:

Getting The Pipe Down.
Getting The Pipe Down.

Nearly accomplished but we are missing a connector.  So, watch this space for the next thrilling installment!  Will Munchkin and Gnome get their well-pump working again?  Will they be able to do it before all the water runs out?  Oh the thrills and spills of living on a farm!!  Oh, and what if Gnome really has super-hero powers??

Pump Versus Frog.

TogetherThe rains have stopped and we have had some good dry days.  We eventually realised that our procrastination time was coming to an end when the water was slowly going down in the tanks and the frogs had laid enough spawn in our buckets to start a frog farm.

Tadpoles in Water Bucket.
Tadpoles in Water Bucket.

It was time to pull up the well-pump and face reality and deal with it. So, yesterday Gnome cleared the well-pump area which was overgrown with lots of green climbing stuff.

Pump Before Cleaning.
Pump Before Cleaning.

Removing Pipe.
Removing Pipe.

He pulled the 50 feet of pipe to bring the submersible pump up.  Hoping that the pump was just full of gunk, we ran the pump inside the water tank.  It groaned and creaked with each electricity jolt but refused to start up.

Testing Pump in Tank.
Testing Pump in Tank.

On closer inspection of the one-way valve, Gnome noticed that there was a “biological black rotting that slimed out past the valve.”  Those were his technical terms and he thought that it was most likely a frog, snake or bunch of slugs which had got caught and mashed up in the intake.

The next thing that we need to do is to open up the pump and clean it out and to see if there is damage to the pump mechanism.  We are not sure if this can be done if the parts are all glued together.  Anyway, it isn’t looking good for the pump and we are already looking for a replacement.  Since we have a variable-draw pump because we have a very shallow (slow) well, the pump is extra expensive…with duty and shipping it will probably cost close to $5000 all up.  Needless to say, we are now considering other less traditional types of pumps; Gnome is favouring the “air-lift” pump which will double-up as a compressed air source for the farm.  Also, he is trying to save me money!!

Anyway, enough of the technical stuff.  This reminds me of our good, old pioneer days when we first came to Belize….

Back in the early days, we befriended the manager at Cotton Tree Lodge who was, at that time, in the early phase of construction of the establishment.  He had mentioned to us that he had bought a second-hand well-digger ( a small one which could only dig a maximum of fifty feet) but the only problem was that he could not figure out how to use it from the operating manual.  Gnome was able to decipher the manual and so the manager made a proposal to us; if Gnome could dig a well for Cotton Tree Lodge then he would allow us to dig a well on our own property.  We readily agreed to the exchange of services and Gnome set about digging a well at the lodge.  We loved the idea of being “well-diggers”…it sounded sooo cool and appealed to our sense of adventure.

Anyway, during a short morning break, we happened to meet a visiting medical doctor from New York who was on holiday.  When he found out that we were Doctors and that we were enlisted well-diggers, he was absolutely horrified.  He guffawed and stammered and finally said,”Doctors, huh?  Do you think this is a smart career move?”  We just laughed because we were having so much fun in Belize.  But all he could do was scratch his head and give us a befuddled look of dismay.

Yes, I definitely have to say that it was a smart career move.  Ten years down the line, we have become independent-minded and self-sufficient.  We can usually figure how to achieve a job on the farm without paying for an expert or professional.  It is all about thinking out of the box and as one very well-seasoned Belizean ex-pat (a Hawaiian Gnome) once advised us,” to make it in Belize, you need to have the smarts to get ahead.”