Our Internet has been a bit dodgy for the last two months or so; it is on and then suddenly it goes off (for minutes, sometimes hours) and then it comes on again.  This is because a tree fell on top of the antenna a couple of months ago.  And it is still there!  Now you are probably wondering why we haven’t removed the tree already…well, it is because a bird has built a nest on the fallen tree. Gnome saw the cute little twittering bird feeding a a whole bunch of little twittering birdies (you can tell that we are not “birders” because the only birds we can actually name are toucans and parrots) and so he came back into the house with his un-used chainsaw.  He said:

“We must save the birdies!”

The Gnome has spoken.  That’s why we have dodgy Internet right now!!