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Paradise Piggies: Mad T Mouse Speaks.

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The Magical Rodent is in the running for Mayor of Paradise Pastures. She promises a “New Hope” for the piggies in leading them to a new underground civilisation where they will purposefully breed a “Guinea Pig Super Being” to take over the world. Popular media calls her the “Mad T Mouse”; today, we are giving her a chance to speak in this MGNews exclusive interview.

The Universe's Super Being. Trust in Me.
The Universe’s Super Being. Trust In Me.

MGNews Reporter: Good day Miss or may I call you Magical Rodent?
Magical Rodent: My name is Maddy T but please, call me Magical Rodent.
MGNews Reporter: Are you truly a Magical Rodent?
Magical Rodent: Young man! Don’t you see my magical staff of sorcery which I hold in my hand?

Staff of Sorcery.
Staff of Sorcery.

I am a mammal of the order Rodentia. (She bares her teeth)
See…single pair of incisors in my upper and lower jaw.
MGNews Reporter: Yeeess, Ma’am I do see your teeth!  (takes a few steps back). Ok, back to the questions. What are your qualifications?
Magical Rodent: Magical Rodent Level 90, Mage.  Certification for “fast-track” on-line course in genetics.
MGNews Reporter: Tell us about how you plan to breed the “Universe’s  Super Being” from this guinea pig community.
Magical Rodent: Decades and decades of intensive breeding with emphasis on intelligence, telepathy and telekinetics.
MGNews Reporter: That is quite a mission! Do you think that the domesticated guinea pigs can survive out there in the wild?
Magical Rodent: Grrrrr!! (She bares her teeth again).
MGNews Reporter: Thank-you Magical Rodent for this interview. Good Luck!! (He beats a hasty retreat).

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What the Experts Say:

Dr. Munchkin (DRCOG), Medical Doctor for Paradise Pastures:

Dr. Munchkin
Dr. Munchkin

Differential Diagnosis: Paranoid Schizoid or Schizotypal with delusions. Possibly due to brain damage, genetic or cultural inheritance. Requires psychiatric admission.

Mr. Carlton Speeting, Film Producer:

Great idea for a Hollywood block-buster Summer film: Magical Rodent leads her people to the chosen land, breeds a “Super Rat” to lead the people back to the surface to annihilate the humans. Awesome special effects. It is a Sci Fi Biblical Epic!! Of course, the humans would win out in the end…we can’t have the rats winning.  I’m so excited, I’m already thinking about Sequels 2 to 5!

Awesome Epic Across Space and Time.
Awesome Epic Across Space and Time.

Mr. Jonathon Doe, ordinary bloke on the street:

It’s worth a try, eh? If it doesn’t work out, they can always come back?

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Well, the Magical Rodent sure knows how to intimidate the public. Is she the chosen one to lead the piggies or is she just stark raving mad?

Will she lead the piggies to the promised land?

Piggies, is Magical Rodent the Chosen One?
Piggies, is Magical Rodent the Chosen One?

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