Answer: None. Zazen Duckies carry their own light.
Yes, the Zazen Duckies are meditating under the dappled shade of the kenip tree. They have even made a nesting spot out of old century plants…completely ignoring the modern luxury nests built to international ISO quality standards. The Duckies are doing are it “the organic way.”
Oh, what’s that funny noise….
“Oi!! WEEEE WEEEEE!!! What about us??! Has Mayor Gnome forgotten about us?!!”
Mayor Gnome’s reply:
“Personally I don’t think any of you have a clue about spiritual intent but I am willing to give you a chance. Mayor Gnome always gives chances…get ready for the big move to the Zen Garden!”
“…oh, and by the way, I contacted George Lucas…you can’t change your name to the Jedi Piggies.”
The Piggies:
“Can we change to the Ewok Piggies instead, then?”
