Category Archives: Belize

Gnome Rigged Washing Machine!!

This morning, Gnome only had one mission in mind: try to get the washing machine working to avoid this Munchkin (Chinese Woman) Look:

I think he spends most of this time trying to stop me from pulling this face!!  I am adept at it.

And so he got to work and took the washing machine apart:

Washing Machine.

He didn’t utter a single word as he scrutinised every single component and then went on the Internet to look up “How to repair your washing machine” and “what to do if your washing machine stops working” sites.

After about an hour of Gnomish behaviour, he finally gave me the diagnosis.  He explained that the lid switch had melted; he then joined up the wires to bypass the switch and said to me,

“There you are…all done now.  It still works but you don’t have a lid right now until we find a replacement lid switch.”

He smiled cheekily,

“Off you go then, you can start the first load!”

And pointed at the washing machine that looked like this:

Working Washing Machine

I shrieked at Gnome,

“What about the outside cover?”

He replied, cheekily again,

“Oh this old thing?  Oh you don’t need this.  It’s perfect for making a solar oven!”

and then proceeded to walk away with my washing machine cover as if he owned it…

Washing Machine Cover.

Bruk Dong!!

 

Back to the normal Chaos on the farm!! Okay, I have to confess that I haven’t done any clothes washing for two weeks.  This is because the washing machine stopped, all of a sudden in mid cycle, and wouldn’t start up again.  This was at the start of the Christmas festivities, so I (We) decided to ignore it.  But, now the washing is piling up and it’s hard to ignore it when you start running out of stuff to wear.  I also have to admit that I have been a very messy Munchkin and had started piling obstacles in the way of the washing machine (well, I wasn’t using it so I didn’t need to get to it and we are running out of space everywhere).  Today, I did an almighty clean up and the washing machine is back in clear sight!  So, I’ve done my bit…now waiting for Gnome’ll Fix It (nudge, nudge, wink, wink….).

I really do hope that Gnome will fix the washing machine otherwise I will have to pound our clothes against rocks to get them cleaned!!  I feel that I had enough of that experience 12 years ago when we first came here and I don’t think that I need a repeat of that.  Anyway, if the washing machine has carked it I will have no choice but to start scrubbing again.  Arrrgh!!!

Festive Season Yummies!

We’ve had a lovely Festive Season this time and I made a tremendous effort to keep the celebrations going on the farm with lots of yummy food.  Here are pictures of some Munchkin goodies:

Sorghum and coconut flour flat bread with Swiss cheese and bird peppers:

Flat Bread Hors D’oeuvres.

More flat bread hors d’oeuvres with sapodilla sauce and blue cheese (more Bird Peppers to add heat and give the Christmas colour!):

Sorghum Bread and Sapodilla Sauce.

For Christmas, we had ham this time, unconventionally with sorghum and vegetables and home-made sour peach jam.

Sorghum, Ham and Sour Peach Jam.

Ooooh, lots of this…Ribena and Rum!!  When I was a kid, Ribena was the stuff that we had with our packed lunches at school…a kid’s drink.  Now, we are grown ups, we have it as an adult’s drink!  By the way, Ribena is a British cordial made from black currants.

Ribena And Rum.

For the New Year, I decided to do Chinese for a change.  This is tripe with calamondin.

Tripe and Calamondin.

Also, we had Venison with Lotus Root.  And a yummy sauce made from home-made chocolate miso, calamondin zest and bird pepper.

Venison with Lotus Root.

Okay, we’ve had our fun!!  Now, back to work diggin’ in the dirt!!

Christmas Bobble Plant.

Hello Everyone.  I am sure everyone is getting into The Christmas Spirit!  We certainly got into it yesterday when we visited a friend in Punta Gorda and had a Scotch at 10am in the morning!  Wow…my head was spinning!  Nevertheless, it was a lovely gesture for this time of the year.  Anyway, I wanted to squeeze in another plant post before Christmas.  We call this The Christmas Bobble Plant:

Christmas Bobble Plant.

Every year, at this time of the year, these plants come up around the house.  I remember procuring the seeds from a friend about 10 years ago and I didn’t even plant them.  I think they just fell out of my pocket.  Since then, they have voluntarily come up for Christmas time.  The picture really does not do it justice…if you actually saw them, the balls are about 5cm (2 inches) in diameter; they start off green and slowly turn red.  These plants are from the Solanum sp. or Eggplant species.  Well, who needs the sparkly lights and bobbles when you have this right at your door-step!  Have Fun Everyone!!

A Duckie Classical Education.

Hello, everyone, here’s an update on our surprise lone duckie that came out of a failed incubator project (because the cat sat on the incubator!).  Yes, I know, the pitfalls of having animals on a farm!!

Duckie!!

Just to give you a quick background on our duckies, of the mallard type, we had to incubate the eggs because these ducks refused to set.  Aha…you might say (if you know anything about the duckie world)…Why didn’t you use the local broody ducks (of the Muscovy type) to set?  And, Aha once again…the pitfalls of having animals on the farm…we have a dog with a ferocious appetite for muscovy ducks!

Anyway, to get to the point: we have, in the past, incubated duck eggs with success.  However, we found ourselves somewhat at a loss in being duckie parents.  We were inexperienced, young and ignorant of The Way of The Duckie Dabble.   The result was a bunch of useless duckies waiting for corn mash at the end of each day with no knowledge of eating the good things in life like slugs, caterpillars, ants, creepy crawlies and grass.  What a disaster!!

Anyway, we have spent many a day observing The Way of The Duckie Dabble and this is the All New Munchkin & Gnome Classical Duckie Education.

  1. It’s important to keep duckie in a safe, warm environment where he can freely survey the outside world.  We used a fish tank with a 100 watt bulb.
Warm Secure Environment.

2. Spend lots and lots of quality time with duckie.  At Day 2, Start him on a diet of protein (we used boiled eggs) and lots of chopped greens.  Let him splash about in a bowl of water like a duckie.

Splashing Duckie.

3. From Day 3, allow supervised walks so he gets used to pecking at creepy crawlies and eating green things.  According to Gnome, it helps to wear yellow wellies so  that he thinks you are just one of his kind!

Supervised Duckie Walks.
Wear Yellow Wellies.

4. Introduce Duckie to other farm members in a controlled manner:

Meet the Cat.

5.  It is of utmost importance in a Duckie Classical Education to introduce other animals (or cultures) into his everyday world as quickly as possible.  From Day 7, take Duckie to the Piggie Creche (9am to 5pm) for pre-school education. This will enable fluency in a foreign language at a young age.

Pre-school.

So far, Duckie is doing very well!!

Exotics On The Farm.

Jesus and Santa in Belize.

It’s that time of the year again.  The Christmasy feeling is a bit more down-to earth here in Punta Gorda, Belize.  You don’t get the awful (or perhaps nostalgic for some) ’80’s Festive songs blaring out of shops…you know what I mean: “Last Christmas,” and “Do They Know it’s Christmas?” and all that.  I heard them at Brodie’s (in the big city) last week and it finally clicked that it was Christmas time again.  Not here, it’s pure down here with none of that manufactured, marketed stuff around.  What Bliss!  Anyway, let’s talk about plants because that’s what I like talking about.

About a month ago, a friend give us some seeds from Guatemala and they are coming up.

These are Santol; Sandoricum koetjape.  This is a Southeast Asian fruit that looks a bit peachy and tastes a bit peachy…according to Wiki…not with these words of course…they were a bit more eloquent.

Santol Seedlings.

These are Langsat; Lansium parasiticum.  Another Southeast Asian fruit that looks a bit like a lychee but tastes like grapefruit/grape.  I never believe these taste quantifying reports by the way.  They might as-well say that they taste like chicken.  I’m going to wait until I get the fruit bearing in 5 years and see if it’s grapefruit or grape or something else!!

Langsat Seedlings.

These ones are from a different friend and very, very much appreciated too!

Oooooh Durian; if you have been in Asia, you would have smelt the lovely aroma of durian.  We managed to sprout 3 out of 4 of these seeds.  So excited because these are “The King of Fruit” in Asia.  We’ve got to wait 5 to 10 years for the fruit!!

Durian Seeds.

Galangal root; this is an Indonesian rhizome from the Ginger Family.  It has more of a camphor-like taste.  Great for teas and curries.

Galangal Root.

Have a Wonderful Festive Season!!

Last Minute Christmas Gifts.

Christmas Gnome Fairy.

Anyone in Belize looking for last minute Christmas gifts?  Check out The Casa Mascia Apothecary.  

Our Christmas delivery will be on Wednesday the 21st of December.  For anyone living in Punta Gorda, orders will be hand-delivered by Munchkin Fairy & Gnome Fairy.  For the rest of Belize, goods will be sent by Tropic Air.

Chocolate Artisan Soaps.

Everything is hand-made by Munchkin & Gnome, with care, love and attention on our Farm. We’ve got all sorts of lovely stuff including chocolate and medicinal soaps, massage oils, chocolate lip balms and lots more.  You can either order through the website or email us with your order on info@casamascia.com.

Chocolate Lip Balms.
Sandalwood Artisan Soaps

Cheers and have a Wonderful Festive Season!!

Duckie Tales!!

Sorry we haven’t written much! Getting into the Christmas Spirit.

Anyway, duckie is doing well in emergency SCDU (Special Care Duckie Unit….Doctor’s Joke!!  Cat is also doing well!   Ha-Ha!!

Friends??

Are they friends?  Gnome says a resounding, “NO.”

Cat Likes To Look at Duckie!!

So, I can’t let duckie out to talk to the cat??

Gnome says, “NO.”

A Lesson For Panda.

You may have wondered if Panda was still around.  Yes he is…he’s just waiting for the right conjunction of stars to write something.  Yes, he’s a bit like that.  Anyway, he’s trying to learn to live on a farm and to find a practical way to live.  We are giving him some guidance and occasionally a kick up the backside to move him along.

This is because, when we started, we made so many mistakes and now we feel that with a few pointers in the right places, it would not have taken us so long to set things up.  On hindsight, I would advise anyone wanting to live a self-sustainable farming life-style to start with the following things: power, water, security and access.  Now I know it sounds so obvious but it wasn’t obvious to us as silly wannabee farmers.

We totally messed up, at the beginning and didn’t even consider these most important concepts.  Instead, we bought a billy goat (a very rude one at that) without fencing the property and ended up tying him up on our veranda.  Those were the days when we sat down to have a cup of tea and Horatio (the goat) would attempt to clobber Gnome whilst in the act of obscene gesticulations.  Gnome would clobber him back and this went on for a while until we realised our priorities in setting up a decent farm life.

So, Panda does not need to learn our goat lesson.  Since he has power and water, we have moved him swiftly onto “security.”  This involves chopping the front fence line and planting pandanus plants as a natural barrier.  Anyway, we went to have a look at Panda’s efforts today.  We noticed a few problems; his fence-line, that he has chopped, is all wiggly and not in a straight line.  He also hasn’t chopped enough width to allow the pandanus to grow and he did not take into consideration that part of the land, outside of the fence-line, is public right of way.  His line weaves in and out in a meandering kinda way.

Bushy Fence Line.

Panda has to re-visit this chore and cut a straight line within the land and chop at least 2 metres wide to allow the fence-line plants to grow.  That is no mean feat!   Gnome told him that there was a lesson to be learned in this: prior to this, we advised Panda not to hire help for this particular job.  We said this because we needed him to realise what chopping with a machete really meant; we needed him to do some real work.  Panda may choose now to hire a worker for this job but he will do this with respect and  gratitude.  All too often, we meet many people who hire, in a nonchalant way, stating that their main reason is to “help the locals.”  We would like to urge Panda to have a less superior attitude and adopt a more balanced, symbiotic attitude with hired workers.  I think he got the lesson.