This is an MGNews special bringing you the most exhilarating and high velocity news from Paradise Pastures, a home for Paradise Piggies. Mayor Gnome took some time out today from his busy schedule to talk about the most special time of the day for him.
Toddler Tickling Time: 5pm Every Night.
MGNews: Good Evening Mayor Gnome. Thank-you for this exclusive interview. In this year’s election campaign, you had promised Toddler Tickling Time every night. How is this working out for you and the community?
Mayor Gnome: Oh yes, delightful. This is valuable time for me and I find the whole experience uplifting and joyful.
MGNews: What do you like most about it?
Mayor Gnome: Sharing with the community. All you need to do is to look into the eyes of one of these piggies and that is all you need.
MGNews: What kind of response have you received from the toddlers?
Mayor Gnome: Well they make a lot of squeaky noises which I take as a positive response!
MGNews: Thank-you Mayor Gnome for sharing your thoughts with us.
This was a MGNews exclusive interview with Mayor Gnome. You better Belize it! We will leave you tonight with a gallery of toddlers from Paradise Piggies.
We can’t help but love Mayor Gnome. Keep up the good work…and keep funding our network!
