This is MGNews bringing the most sought after top news on the Paradise Piggies residing in the gated community known as Paradise Pastures. Last week, we had been informed of Mayor Gnome’s new dietary plan for the residents which was met with positive gurgling and munching noises. Well, there was only one small unforeseen problem…the coconut squares did not fit into the feeders.
Of course, our Mayor Gnome has come up with a great solution. He has scrapped all the piggie feeders and made the dining area into a cafeteria-style complex. Now, that’s what we call a classy resort for Piggies!
The piggies are thrilled with this new up-beat modern way of dining.
Comments From Piggies:
Matilda-Piggie: Weee Weee love the new dining room!
Gorgeous George-Piggie: There ain’t enough of them. We should all get our own coconut square…we still have to scrabble about in the cafeteria. Who does Mayor Gnome think he is kidding? This is still not silver service!
White Ratty-Piggie: Well apart from the toddlers piling on top of all of us, it is rather marvellous!
Well, Mayor Gnome is certainly developing Paradise Pastures into the most desirable Piggie Resort in Belize. His superior intellect and foresight shines through everytime!
