After last week’s tragic case in which three young guinea pigs were snatched from the gated community, life has not been the same for the citizens of Paradise Pastures.
Mayor Gnome offered his condolences for the two lost babies. A gift of fresh grass was given to the community:
This was not enough to sweeten the Piggies as all hell broke loose soon after with squabbling, squeaking, squealing and general mis-conduct. Two days ago, the surviving baby guinea pig tragically passed away:
Mayor Gnome’s attempt at a Filibuster was met by angry Piggie wild fire. The community of Paradise Piggies demanded immediate action and resolution.
Our Mayor Gnome has come good and restored confidence to the Paradise Piggies! He has built 4 new luxury condominiums and one of them is the maternity ward:
The Piggies are absolutely delighted by this new and hurried construction and they feel that they can “re-build” the community from here. There was a heart-felt gurgle of pleasure when they inspected the facility. And, in addition to this, Mayor Gnome has installed a delinquent “time out” area to house hooligan piggies. This is called Southpointe:
Hooray for Mayor Gnome!! Our Hero!!
