I used to think that iguanas were cute and all things nice.  Not any more!!  They have eaten every single vegetable in my garden..  I am soooo mad.  The pumpkin patch that we planted on a bed produced so much this year and we didn’t get a single vegetable.  I tried putting gloves over the young fruit to disguise them but lo and behold, they crawled into the gloves and munched away.

All the young fruits are disappearing on my aubergines.

Yesterday I spotted a baby iguana sitting at my Indian cucumber vine, all bloated and sleepy from feasting on my vegetables.  Hey, that’s not fair!!

Yesterday, I declared war on the iguanas,

“Munchkin is going to war against the iguanas.”

No more nice Munchkin; I am very, very upset.  My first course of action is repellent sprays.  I read on the Internet that you can spray on your prized vegetables a concoction of habanero peppers and garlic.  Gnome also mentioned that I should try spraying sulphur….he said that generally speaking, most creatures don’t like sulphur sprayed thickly on their vegetables!

This is war!!  Dear Mr/Mrs Iguana, please would you kindly re-locate.  You are not welcome here!!  This is a very polite warning…